Tour Line Live (2019)

Tour Line Live

Track 1: 3-19-19 Live New York NY

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you hear me?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we can hear you loud and hear.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_05: All right.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_05: If you could turn you guys up, that'd be sweet.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, we're going to try and turn us up.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_05: There you go.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_03: Hi, everybody.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi.
  • 10 -- None: Hi.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_05: Woo!
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_05: All right.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_05: Excellent.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so we've had a great
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_03: turn out your LPC. It's
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_03: the world premiere and we're packed
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_03: packed in
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_03: packed in like sardines and everyone's
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_03: super, super thrilled.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_03: Reaction of the audience here.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_03: People have been really pleased
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_03: with the film.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: I guess we could turn
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_03: it over to the audience or turn it over
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_03: to you, LPC. It's up to you, but
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_03: does anybody have any questions for LPC? I can pass the mic
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: around. Yeah, let's hear it
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_03: for David and V.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: Sergeant Papers, how may you help you?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Sergeant, I've got an opossum here.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_05: He took off with my wristwatch and my billfold,
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_05: and this thing is running, wow.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: So I need an officer out here.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: You're calling the Indiana State Police.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, sir.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, sir.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_01: Where are you located?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm up here in Monroe County.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_03: You need to call Monroe Sheriff's Department.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, we need to get a call Monroe Sheriff's Department of time.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, we need to get a call.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_05: constable up here. This thing has my wristwatch, sir.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you send someone by and tase this animal?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a joke.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you trying to say? Oh, my billfold is in the teeth? My billfold is in the teeth of this wild animal, sir.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, hello?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: Goodbye.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: All right, everybody.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_05: Let's hear it for Dave and Vivek.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: Outstanding work.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_05: Ooh.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_05: All right.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_03: Does anybody have any questions for LPC?
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: Can I pass the mic around?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_03: Anybody here want to say something to him?
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_05: Sure.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_05: How's everybody doing?
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_05: Let's see what's going on.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_05: Anything at all?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_04: If you were to pick your 50s,
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_04: favorite American soap opera? What's your favorite sport?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_05: Soapoper? I loved all my children.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: I was younger.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_05: Seeing the Avalanche, the Colorado Avalanche, win the Stanley Cup the first time.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_05: Their first year as a Colorado franchise was exciting.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_04: Patrick, Wow.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_04: Patrick, Wow. Patrick Woop!
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_05: So that was very special.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_05: Certainly was.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, big time.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_02: But the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been set up yet.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_02: Goodbye.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_05: Later.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: So, yeah.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: All right.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: We have somebody else here, L2P.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_00: Sure. Sure.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: So I went ahead and commandeered that salt lick.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: And I was curious what you were thinking about, the D-Beaking processes of the poultry farmers.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: and this good nation.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_05: I feel that there's far too much homogenization taking place.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_05: You know, I really do.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_05: And therefore, the granulated nature and makeup of the salt lick is greatly compromised.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_05: Greatly compromised.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_05: So that's where I'm at with that.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_05: And if you can get one installed, don't lick it.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: Do not lick that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_05: Or lick it a lot, a lot, a lot, lots of, lots of them up there.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_05: I hope that answers your question.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_05: Homogenization, denuclearization.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_05: Along those lines, you can lick things.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_05: Go ahead and lick it.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_05: Woo.
  • 102 -- None: Woo, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_03: Does anybody else want to keep this conversation going?
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_01: All right. Here, here. Here's another one.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, thank you so much for all of you and last.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_01: Thank you. I've always been curious about how you come up with the names.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_01: Like, you pick the best names. I've always curious how you're speaking that.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, thank you.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_05: What's the process behind that, you say?
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, you know.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: Things that stick in your craw, things that stick in your memory.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: Usually, if I can remember them and I don't lose them, and I string them together at a later time.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not always as spontaneous as I once was or would like to be, so sometimes I write them down.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_05: Usually I make them up, but there's a lot of ways that I come up with those things.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_05: But, yeah, just thinking about it and writing them down.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_05: and saying them and saying them to myself, all sorts of stuff going on up there.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not going to be trying them out on Alex Trebek anymore.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_05: So I hope you can appreciate that.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_02: We did not get your message, either because you were not speaking or because of a bad connection.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_00: So if you could have a Jewel's wealth or travel the world.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_02: Press 1.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_02: To record your message.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll call you back.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_05: I like Jewel.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm a fan of her music.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm a fan of her music. I'm a fan of her.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_02: Sorry, you are.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_05: Her work, work, work, we'll try again later.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_05: Jewel is an Alaskan treasure.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_05: I'd like to work with her one day.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_05: Like a drum circle kind of thing.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_05: I'd like to have an animated Jewel special.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm kind of letting the cat out of the bag here a little bit, but, yeah, I'm trying to develop that right.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_05: Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_05: So if we can work that out, I'm sure we, we, we, we, will, will, will, will, will, will, will, will.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_05: So I hope that answers that question, you know.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_05: Or travel the world.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a tossing.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_02: If you have reached the maximum time for message,
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_02: press two, to erase, and re-record with your message, press three,
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_02: to continue recording your message, press two,
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_03: so, LPC, I've got a, I've got a question for you.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what's next, LPC?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you still there?
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_03: You always said you wanted to make this, 30-year-old.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_05: To listen to your message, press two, to erase and re-recorded.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, uh, what's next, do you say?
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, you have reached liquor in Smith, Chris.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_02: Sorry, no one is available right now.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_05: I am working on Longmont Potion Castle, 16.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm, uh, up to about 25, 30 minutes, so I'm doing that.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_05: And, you know, it used to take me three, four years to complete an album.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_05: And I will remind you, my good man.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_05: that these are essentially double, triple albums,
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_05: especially considering the length of the records that are coming out now.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: So, yeah, four or five years it would take oftentimes.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_05: I hope seriously that it doesn't take anywhere near that long,
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_05: but I am working on that every chance I get.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_05: I want it to be really good.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_05: But otherwise, I just look forward to talking to people about this movie.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_05: I mean, it's so new.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_05: I want to see how much enjoyment.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_05: I can possibly get out of it.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a consumer of pointment.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_05: What did you say?
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a consumer of pointment.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: I think I know where you're going with this.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_05: Uh-huh.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, start out with some talcum powder, maybe like an emery board.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_05: Just take it slow.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_05: Get comfortable, you know, get real comfortable, get horizontal.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_05: I'd like to see it get horizontal, is what I'd like to see happen.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_05: So make that happen.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_05: Let me know how you feel.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_05: And now we will certainly take it from there.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_05: And I'm trying to get Mario Van Peebles on the line.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_05: Maybe he can share his thoughts.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_05: We shall see if he picks up.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, Mario.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, who's good?
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, Mario, this is Tad.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, man, uh, listen, I left a big, big duffel bag full of marshmallows over there on your, on your side, on your property.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you hand them to me if I come over?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure I understand what you said.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_05: On marshmallows?
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_05: I dropped, I dropped them on your side of the property.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_05: I just want to get them back.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_05: It's got four or five hundred marshmallows in there.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_05: Does that work?
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_04: Who do you think you're talking to?
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_05: To Mario.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_05: I got your number from the mailman.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_05: You feel me?
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_04: And you left some marshmallows on my property?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_05: I did.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_05: It wasn't my proudest moment.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_05: But, yeah, I'd like to get them back.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not sure what you said.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_04: What property is that?
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_04: I think you might have the wrong Mario.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, why don't you try listening up, guy?
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm trying to be polite here.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_05: I could just take them back, you know, and hop the feds and come get on me.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about, tough guy?
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_05: Do you want to arm wrestle or what do you want to do here?
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you just reimburse me?
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_05: Marshnell?
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, marshmallows.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, sure.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_05: Big time.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_05: I go big.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't wait for Halloween.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_05: You know, I go now.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_05: Anytime I feel like it.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_03: I think you got the wrong number.
  • 231 -- None: Okay.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you need to recap.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_05: sinner, big man. What do you say to that?
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, goodbye to you, then.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_05: Goodbye to you, sir.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_05: Mario Van Peebles, everybody.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_05: Mario Van Peebles, everybody.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_00: How's everybody doing?
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, punk?
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_00: Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_06: So I hope that answered your question.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, don't take any stuff from your neighbor.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_05: I know about being neighborly.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_05: It's important to keep the peace.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_02: But, you know, if somebody pulls a Mario Van Peeples on you,
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_05: you know, stand up for yourself.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_02: Stand up for your marshmallows.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_05: That's all, you know, it's important to remember.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_05: So I can tell you.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_05: I'll agree.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_05: So, yeah.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_04: What color is Tasmanium syrup?
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_04: And does it cure things?
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello, you've reached Gavin Wallace Ellsworth.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not available right now.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_04: So please lead your name and number at the beep, and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I was hoping to get a professional on the line.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_05: And, uh, Tasmanian syrup.
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_05: That's pretty weird.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_05: It's pretty damn weird.
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, boy.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_05: There's, there's some healing properties, sure.
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_05: But I don't know what color it is.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_05: What color is it?
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_05: Jeez, that's really weird.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_05: I heard fish respond really well to it.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_05: So I'm going to try that out about 2 a.m. tomorrow.
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_03: A cod or fried?
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_05: Cod?
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_05: Minnows.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_05: I've got about 2 to 300 minnows here.
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_05: I suppose I could try it here at home first.
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_05: Um, put him in the Vatican.
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_04: Uh, okay.
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_05: The Vatican?
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you're cold, but I'm not home.
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_01: But I'll be back before too long.
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_01: You gotta leave.
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_06: No, but I could do so.
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but no, no, but no, no, no, but no, no.
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_06: I can go, pirate.
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, LPC, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get ready for the next screening.
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_03: But, uh, thanks so much.
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_03: No, thank you.
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_03: And we'll be, uh, well, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll catch you
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_03: the next greeting then.
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_05: Peace.
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_05: Take care, everybody.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you so, so much.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much.
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_03: Thanks.
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_03: Bye, peace.