Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)

Longmont Potion Castle 12

Track 20: Alaska Shakes

Last modified: 2025-02-11T20:56:17
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello, this is Schumacher. How are you doing?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: Yep, Frank Lopez in Alaska.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm looking for a co-driver to share expenses with from Alaska, Colorado.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_02: Good deal. I could accompany on your trek.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, let me break down some information here.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_02: Chaplain Schumacher.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Chaplain, Schumacher.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you a minister?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm just trucking up.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_02: Rebar.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: What is that?
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_02: Construction material.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Not everybody knows what rebar is.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: So you're driving your own rig? Is that it?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you a big drinker there?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not a drinker at all.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: What I'm trying to follow here is that you're going to be trucking rebar up here.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: Does that mean you have your own rig?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: Because I've got a Subaru station like you.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm 6'4.11.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_02: A size 17 and a half sock.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm 5'10, you know, so.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm going to stretch you out, Guy.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: Excuse me?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_02: So how much can I expect to make here, monetarily?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: You?
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: Making?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not paying for a driver.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: A driver is to go out of Alaska with me,
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: have their own money to stay at motels or whatever
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: and help share with gas.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_02: I need a bus.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_02: per diem at the very least.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not looking to hire a driver because it's going to be expensive enough.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Read my ad again.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm drafting an invoice right now to send to you.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: No, the whole point is to share expenses.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_02: Listen, what kind of mileage you get on this thing?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: Am I, Subaru?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: 16 to 18?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_02: What's all that noise up there?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know. The noise is on your end.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, I got a microse.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_02: mechanic. He's going to come out there and take a look.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: I have my car checked out. I've maintained this car. I've got every maintenance record,
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: everything that's been done to this car.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, and I just had it move oil and filtered, and it'll get a tune-up, whether it needs it or not.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: It's going to get a tune-up, another oil and filter change.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know who's good. I didn't dial anybody. We're getting all kinds of calls.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: cross stuff. Yeah, me too. So, somebody's screwing with the phones. Okay, we'll just
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_02: have to deal with it. All right. So, we're going to get a mechanic out there and check it out.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: You're going to get a mechanic from Anchorage to check out my car, and you expect to be paid.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not the mechanic, sir. No, but you expect to be paid.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, I got a good buddy of mine. He's a certified supero mechanic. It's not okay?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: We're getting cross-referenced here on phone calls.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_00: You must be getting calls coming in on you.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: Yep.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: So nothing we can do about it.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: I've talked to the phone company about it.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: They can't do anything about it either.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: Somebody's figured a way to cross-
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm talking to somebody, and you're dialing in.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm in Alaska.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm in Alaska, and I'm talking to somebody in Colorado.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm in California.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_00: So we just have to bear with it.
  • 77 -- None: Still there?
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, hello.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_00: You can have your mechanic call me, but I can't pay you, so you understand that.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, that means I cannot pay anybody.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: If you're willing to share expenses, I'll have your mechanic look at it.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_02: Good deal, good deal.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_00: We've got to stop this.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: You just rang me again, guys.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: I did not ring you.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, just have your mechanic.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: Give me a call.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_00: You got my number already listed on the ad.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_02: And what's this about getting payment?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_02: Have you got payment drafted?
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: I cannot pay you.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: I cannot pay you.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm looking for somebody to share expenses from Alaska to Colorado or anywhere in between.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_01: How much money do you need?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, we got to end this.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: How much do you need?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: You should be ready for your own expenses as well.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not driving all the way through.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm stopping at a motel at least two times.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_00: It's three days through Canada.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_00: So it's going to take a couple of motel rooms for you and for me.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: And I don't know, sharing of gas, whatever the gas costs are.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_00: I would say 500 bucks.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_02: And then minus what you pay me, correct?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to pay you anything.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_00: I can't afford to pay anybody anything.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_00: Don't call me again.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_02: It's $500.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_00: They're going to work out.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_00: You have to have the cash in your pocket to share expenses and to have for your meals and so forth.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_00: I am eating on shakes, meal replacement shakes.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_00: So that's going to be my meals.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I might have a meal every other day or something.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't get paid, and I'm not paying anybody.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_02: How do I get the money to you?
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_00: No, no.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_00: Just keeps getting interrupted.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_02: It's okay.
  • 121 -- None: No, it's not okay.
  • 122 -- None: Somebody else keeps interrupting.
  • 123 -- None: Look, this is not going to work out, I said before, so let's forget it.
  • 124 -- None: Don't call me again.