Longmont Potion Castle 18 (2021)

Longmont Potion Castle 18

Track 3: Cheeks Trap

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:42:26
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, hi, yes.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm Buster Cheeks.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: I was looking for an apartment.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: I was wondering if you could help me, please.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: In Syracuse?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: What size apartment are you looking for?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi there. Can you hear me?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I have a bad phone connection in my apartment.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: So what size are you looking for?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I just want to make sure it's going to be compatible.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: I do a lot of hopscotch.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know what that is.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, you hop on the ground, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: A lot of hopping up and down with hopscotch.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: I want to make sure we're going to be compatible with the room and the flooring and the layout.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to jump up and down on top of the other tenant's head.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: They'll be annoyed.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe I could be under them.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, what size room?
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I like to...
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you looking for a two-bedroom apartment, a three-bedroom apartment, a rooming house room,
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_01: a one-bedroom, a studio.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm open.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: I tend to set a lot of booby traps, you know, for intruders and stuff.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: So I want to make sure it's going to be a good fit, you know, compatibility-wise,
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: so I can set my booby traps.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm, you know, we don't have, we're filled up right now.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Anything that we have is going to be available down the line,
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_01: and I don't know when we're going to be finished with the renovations.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: Renovations, well, I don't need anything that fancy.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: I also have.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: How's a lot of, huh?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, yeah, it's Buster.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you think we could talk about, like, a shared rooming kind of thing instead?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have anything available that would work for you.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Why is that?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: It sounds like you're going to bother the neighbors.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have any ground floor units.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to bother the neighbors.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: No.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: You've got some sort of, and I don't want my property's booby-trapped.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, you need to look elsewhere.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm unable to assist you.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, my main thing is that.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: that I house a lot of jumping beans in there.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: That's what I do for work.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: So as long as we're okay on that, I think we could probably move forward.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: I think that you're playing games with me.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: Man, I have nowhere to live.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, you should go to a shelter.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not a social service organization.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: I have the money so we could get this put together.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have any ground floor units of it.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: What part of this don't you understand?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: It doesn't have any ground floor.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_00: I can be on a higher floor.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: No problem.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: All day.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: Jumping on top of people.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: heads.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Jumping on top of my, you've already said that you jump up and down and shuffle left and right.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: How about a big cash deposit?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: I can give you some jumping beans free of charge.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: According to New York State law, I can only accept one month security.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in having you as a tenant.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: You've said that you jump up and down.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: You play hopscotch in your apartment.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_01: You really put up your apartment.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: All day long.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_01: And it's not about money.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: It's about creating successful communities in which people can live.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: And Buster.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: I think you're busting my chops.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in having you as a tenant.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_01: If you want to file a complaint with me, go ahead.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_00: A complaint.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't even know you.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: I have no ground floor units for me.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: Do not call me again.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: What if I set a booby trap for you?
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: Free of charge.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: Protect yourself.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in you.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: Don't call me again.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in renting to you.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in carrying on any more conversations with you.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_00: Look, I'm going to send you a PayPal payment, okay?
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: And we can just get things started that way.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: That's no problem at all.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have a PayPal account.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: Or Venmo, you know, whatever it takes.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: Get out of my life.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen, I just need a place to live here.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, yes, this is Buster.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_00: Cheeks. I did want to let you know I'm just dropping.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, fuck you. Get out of my life.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to bring you some references, okay?