Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)

Longmont Potion Castle 9

Track 17: Coffin Shop

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello, and Uno, Sarkagian, Garibaldian.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: How are you?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: And Uno Sarkajian, for your rates, please.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: What?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Alligator Monday was the holiday I needed your help with.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling for?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: I wanted to enlist your rates, if I would.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: For what?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: Service. For Sergio Sarcagean.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: What service?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: Handmaid.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you talking about a coffin? What are you talking about?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: With cult resources?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Cult resources? Where are you talking about? I am very confused about this phone call.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: The Sarcageans now.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: They've got Alligator Monday on their mind.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know what Alligator Monday is. What are you talking about?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you speaking about?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: Does shoot me an E. Lassel.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: Electronic? Can you at least do that for a Sergio Sarcagean?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: The Desert Diva?
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: What?
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: He's a columnist.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Where?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: In Perump.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm completely lost on this whole conversation.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: Can't you clue me in?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I can't clue you in because I'm completely lost on this whole conversation.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you talking about a coffin?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_01: I need rates, and I need to have it ready by Alligator Monday.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_01: Work something through, or?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: Buckle down here.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't even...
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: Who do you want to speak with?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: Sarkajian.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: There is no Sarcadian.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, certainly is, and I suggest you familiarize yourself with both he and I.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: For untold rewards await you.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_00: I really don't think you have the right number, and if you do, you're just...
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't...
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't even comprehend what's going on in this conversation.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: I needed rates, and I need...
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: Rates of what?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: Specialties.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: What specialties?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: Alligator Monday.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what an alligator Monday is.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: It's coming right up.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, k-joke-joke-joke.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: And what am I looking at?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: You're the specialist.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: They're not the specialist of any kind.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: John, I could let you know that I specialize in finance.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: I need you to get real aware of that.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: Untold assets.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_01: So, what, you want to share the splendor?
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: How did you get our number?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: On a cork board.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: We're on a cork board.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: How about nautical entombment?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_00: We don't do nautical in two minutes.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: Can I have your number?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's 888 witchery.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: 880-witchery.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_00: Thank you all.
  • 73 -- None: Thank you.