Longmont Potion Castle 13 (2017)

Longmont Potion Castle 13

Track 15: Didiwompus

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Ewan with UPS.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_02: How are you doing tonight, Miss?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm good. How are you?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_02: Fine. I've been trying to bring three, four parcels up there, and no one's come to the door.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_02: Up where?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring them to?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_02: I've got some plants and flowers you ordered.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't think I ordered any plants and flowers.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, did he want us?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: What's the address you're trying to bring him to?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: trying to deliver them to?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_02: I've got Diddywampus, and I've got them on the truck.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_02: I've got two stops ahead of you, but I could be there in about 45 minutes.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_02: If you're going to answer the door this time, I'm certainly no problem.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay, okay. COD, $82 even.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Just take a hike, buddy.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: Sorry, I've asked you three times, what is the freaking address you're trying to deliver them to?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_02: Is this Pam? Or who is this?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: What is the address you're trying to deliver them to?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_02: I've got the address right.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_02: here on my tablet?
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: Then say it to me. Say it. Say it.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_02: I've already been there three times and you didn't answer the bell.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: Say the address, buddy, or I'm hanging up again. You can go to hell.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_02: I've got your ditty wampas flowers right here.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, is Pam there, please.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_02: No, she's not. This is Tom.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, hi, Tom.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_02: What's up?
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_02: I need to talk to her about our delivery.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_03: There's no delivery, dude.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've been up there three times. No one came to the door.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_03: So?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_03: So. So are you calling this number?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_03: I mean, we didn't order any flowers.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_02: Didiwampus is what they're called.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_02: I do.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to do my job, and you're making that real difficult, as a matter of fact.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but your job has gotten haywire.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: Is that a lot of fact?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_03: You're absolutely positively not going to get a dime, okay?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_03: So why are you wasting your time?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll come back up, though.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_02: I got a few stops to make on the way, but so you'll have to wait a few minutes.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: Did you hear, we didn't order him, and we're not obligated to take some stupid delivery from some dickhead that is harassing us by calling this number.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_02: Poonini.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_02: That's the name of the plant.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_02: Poonini and Diddywampus?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_02: I got a big bundle of Parsis here.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_02: So what?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_02: We didn't order them.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_02: You just changed.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you understand that?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_03: You're just changing the mind of the parses.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: We would never order anything that's stupid.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_02: I hear that all the time.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_02: People change their mind.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't order this.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't order this.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, oh, yeah, right.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_02: You know what?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_02: Why don't you just get with the program, step up to the plate, and answer your doggone dorm bell next time I come up.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_03: Dude.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_02: Am I making myself clear?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_02: Am I understood?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_02: About what?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_02: About the fact.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_02: I got Poo Ninnis.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_02: I got Diddywampus, taking up a lot of space in my truck, and you're running me around.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, dude.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_03: Put PAM on the phone.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_03: I need a credit card number.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_03: Put her on the line.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_03: Like, that's going to happen.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_03: Put her on the line, buddy.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: No.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you telling me what to do?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_03: Sure am.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you can just stick it up your ass.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_03: What are you going to do about it?
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_02: Not answer the door again?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_02: That's real neat.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I will answer.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_03: You come to this door.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_03: I will answer it.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_02: I will be there.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_02: I got four stops ahead.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_03: No, who cares?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_02: My customers, do I considerate customers.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't like you guys.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_03: My son-in-law is a police officer.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_03: He's a sergeant with Kansas City, Missouri police force.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_03: He'll be waiting for you, too, okay?
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_03: So, come on.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_03: Kansas City Police Force.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, expect to spend the night in jail.