Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Longmont Potion Castle 20

Track 18: Fish Flipout 2

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:43:28
Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, Chris, you there?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_05: Who's us?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: It's Donnie here.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: Customer.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_05: Don't know who you are, man.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm a customer.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: I had an issue with my lobster I got from me.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: From who, me?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, from you.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: This product was woefully inadequate.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry to say.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, that's too bad, because I never...
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_05: sold me lobsters.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, this thing is just not cutting it.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: Guy, I came to you.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Because my deal is I only take a bite out of fish from international waters.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: So I said, I'll call Chris get some lobster.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, you can take a bite out of my fucking ass, you piece of shit.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_05: What do you want, you fucking freak?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, I've seen lobster rolls bigger than this thing you sold me, guy.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: Now, what do you want to do?
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: I never said.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_05: I've never said it.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_05: I've never said it.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_05: going to do.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_05: If I can see you face to face, I'd break your fucking neck.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: Look, I'm looking real seriously at whooping you.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: Because I'm fixing to whoopee.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_05: Come on out.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_05: Come on, whoop me, man.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, and then what's with that frozen Ziploc stuff you sold me?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: These scallops, I threw them out the window.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to lie to you.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: I can't exchange him.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: I just want a refund or a gift card.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: Can I get a gift card?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Can I get a gift card?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_05: Go fuck on.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you be professional for a change?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_05: Fucked off and leave me alone, man.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know who you are.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: Donnie Rollins, my name.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I remember you from a long time back, you fucking freak.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_05: You one of them fucking people on the other end of a phone, aggravation somebody.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_05: Then why don't you go fuck yourself and find something better to do?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: I need to eat.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: And how about you hook me up?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_05: Good, well, go fucking buy something.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: I'd bought some from you.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: What's he want?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's DR calling.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen, listen closely, guy.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm looking real seriously at whooping you.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: You understand?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, man, I love a good.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_05: I love a good wop man.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you go whoop me, man?
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you give me a real scallop?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: How about some real scallops for a change and do your job up here?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know how it's job.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know how it's going to scallop.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to scallop your lips and my cleats.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: Because I'm tired of fiddling around.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: You've been messing me around each and every time I come to your stupid place.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: Each and every time.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: This lobster is the size of my thumbnail here.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: Am I making sense to you?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I hope you choke on it.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: You hear me?
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you give me a gift card?
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you go fuck off?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_00: Just give me a gift certificate.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll try it one more time.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_00: And that's the...
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_00: The last time.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm giving you fucking shit.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know who you are.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you leave me to fuck alone?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, I paid cash on the barrel, Mr. Sister.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_05: Good to you. Yeah, cool.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_05: That nice.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: I've seen lobster rolls bigger than this lobster you sold me.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm just tired of it.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a rip-off.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: You're ripping me off.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_00: It's highway robbery, is what I'm talking about.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_03: It's fucking horrible, isn't it?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_00: Guy, I'm not.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: going to whoopee.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: You understand me?
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: Next time I see you, or you give me a gift card.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: It's your call.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, you can go fuck yourself.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you be professional?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: Huh?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_03: You kiss my ass.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to meet...
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen, listen to me carefully.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you go fuck yourself and leave me alone?
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: Meet me at 11 o'clock tonight.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_00: And we'll work it out.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_03: Listen.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_03: Listen, go fuck off.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_00: And I either.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_00: want a real lobster or a gift care.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay?
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_00: You ain't getting shit.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_00: Why?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_00: Because I don't know you.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm a customer. I'm a paying customer over here.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a fucking jackass. But you are.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: And I know who you are. You're either Jerome or you're the hell frog.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_05: Listen, if you want to wop me, you come wop me, you little practice.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_05: I'll be waiting to see. I'll see you later. Have a good night.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll push you into traffic. I'm done fussing with you.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm on.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, Chris.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, it's DR, the doctor.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_00: Donnie.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_00: You never showed up.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_00: You never showed up yesterday.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_00: At Yarmouth.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_05: You didn't tell me to meet you in Yarmouth, you cock, sucker you.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I did it at 11 o'clock.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_05: Fuck off, you goddamn fucking freak you.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, listen, there was a guy.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_00: with me when you sold me the lobster, all right?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_00: And he saw what happened.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't remember that's telling you that's lobster.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this, anyway? Is this the howl frog or is this the peacock?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm Johnny.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_05: You know either one of those fucking perverts.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Donnie, all right?
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_05: This is Donnie who.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_05: Donnie Howlfrog from East Budney Co?
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_00: Donnie Roleon, friend.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_05: Donnie Roll on, friend.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_05: Sounds like a peacock to me from fucking Almond.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_05: No new prospect.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_05: My friend.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not at the forest of hell from me.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_05: He's probably going, why don't you go fuck off?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_05: Listen, if you don't fuck off,
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_05: if I can ever find you who you are,
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_05: I will pluck your teeth out one by one.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, Chris, my friend Joe is here.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_00: He can back up everything I'm saying.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_00: He was there the same time as me.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_00: Joe, pick up the phone and talk Chris is on the phone.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, he.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_00: He's getting on the phone right now.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_00: You tell him you talk to me.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_00: You saw the lobster and everything.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_05: Joe, blow?
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_00: I had to eat borsh and breadcrumbs for dinner after you sold me that.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_00: Whatever, though.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_00: It was there.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_00: Joe, pick up the phone.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_01: Criminal.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_01: You piece of shit.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_01: I need you to drop that motherfucker chicken shit.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_01: You're a piece of shit.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: You motherfucker.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_01: piece of shit.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_05: I can hear you.
  • 182 -- None: I can hear you.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_04: I can fucking hear you too.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_04: What do you want?
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_04: You were wanting to get lobsters?
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm confused of what's going on here.
  • 187 -- None: Hello.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • 189 -- None: Hello.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_05: Fuck off.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is it?
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_05: Who the fuck are you?
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_01: Huh?
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_05: Who the fuck are you?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_01: Drop that, son of a bitch.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_01: Drop that, you motherfucker.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_01: Drop that, you piece of shit.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_01: Shit, shit, shit.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_05: Fuck off, you freak.
  • 200 -- None: Hello.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello, yes.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_02: The only lobster variation of an entree that we have is a lobster roll.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_02: It's cold.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_02: It's cold.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_02: on a hot roll.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have any lobster, live lobster,
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_02: or whole body lobsters, anything of that nature.
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_02: I can suggest that maybe you can call Scott's seafood
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_02: and they'll be able to accommodate you on that matter.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you all go fuck off?