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Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Track 26: Interview

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1 -- SPEAKER_11: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Sunday night.
2 -- SPEAKER_11: You know what that means.
3 -- SPEAKER_11: It's time for kooky crazy radio with your goofy pals.
4 -- SPEAKER_11: That's right.
5 -- SPEAKER_11: You're listening to a logical contraption radio.
6 -- SPEAKER_11: Only on Radio Valencia.fm. 87.9, maybe, in San Francisco.
7 -- SPEAKER_11: We have Longmont Potion Castle.
8 -- SPEAKER_11: You heard a phone call from him earlier.
9 -- SPEAKER_11: He's the best ever.
10 -- SPEAKER_11: Very exciting.
11 -- SPEAKER_11: If you have any questions, call in 415-9627-99, or go to the Radio Valencia web page.
12 -- SPEAKER_11: Right there on the chatterbox, and we will talk.
13 -- SPEAKER_11: All right.
14 -- SPEAKER_11: Illogical Contraption Radio, you're on the air.
15 -- None: I am.
16 -- SPEAKER_09: Hello.
17 -- SPEAKER_09: Hello?
18 -- SPEAKER_11: Hey.
19 -- SPEAKER_11: How's it going, buddy?
20 -- SPEAKER_09: How does that come through, anyway?
21 -- SPEAKER_11: It sounds really good, actually.
22 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay, good.
23 -- SPEAKER_11: It sounds, wow.
24 -- SPEAKER_11: Is this what they hear when they're hearing it?
25 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
26 -- SPEAKER_11: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how quite to introduce this guest, but I want to say it's one of my favorite records of all time.
27 -- SPEAKER_11: He's released, and this is Longmont Potion Castle, everyone. Thanks for being on the air.
28 -- SPEAKER_11: It's such an honor to have you on the air, but there's a little interference with your call, so, but it sounds real good.
29 -- SPEAKER_11: How is your Halloween?
30 -- SPEAKER_11: It's happy.
31 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, did you give out candy at all, or did you dress up and?
32 -- SPEAKER_09: Uh, no, no, I didn't.
33 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, you didn't do any of that stuff?
34 -- SPEAKER_09: No, I was just, uh, drank and ate unusual food.
35 -- SPEAKER_09: What kind of unusual food? Be specific.
36 -- SPEAKER_09: Sneals?
37 -- SPEAKER_09: Uh, uh, kale.
38 -- SPEAKER_09: Ew.
39 -- SPEAKER_11: I don't see, I don't know, I don't know how to refer to you, uh, LPC.
40 -- SPEAKER_11: I'm just going to call you LPC because I know you by so many names.
41 -- SPEAKER_11: Dugan Nash.
42 -- SPEAKER_11: Do you know any, who can remember some names?
43 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to call him a faggit.
44 -- SPEAKER_02: You so bad.
45 -- SPEAKER_02: Come on.
46 -- SPEAKER_02: Damn, motherfucker.
47 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, LPC.
48 -- SPEAKER_11: LPC, you've been releasing records
49 -- SPEAKER_11: for so long.
50 -- SPEAKER_11: Was the last one volume 10,
51 -- SPEAKER_11: or am I mistaken?
52 -- SPEAKER_09: That's right.
53 -- SPEAKER_09: That's right.
54 -- SPEAKER_09: This year, like,
55 -- SPEAKER_09: not even six months ago that came out.
56 -- SPEAKER_11: It's just, I mean, the quality
57 -- SPEAKER_11: never goes down.
58 -- SPEAKER_11: It just gets better and better and better.
59 -- SPEAKER_11: But what is the difference, you're walking,
60 -- SPEAKER_11: what is the difference between doing calls now in the Skype era versus, you know, before the Internet?
61 -- SPEAKER_11: Is it easier now?
62 -- SPEAKER_11: Is it better?
63 -- SPEAKER_11: Is it, you know?
64 -- SPEAKER_09: I had more interest in it, you know, way back when, I would say.
65 -- SPEAKER_09: Is it more of a chore nowadays?
66 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, kind of.
67 -- SPEAKER_09: The fidelity is better, though, like you say.
68 -- SPEAKER_03: But they can trace you easier, right?
69 -- SPEAKER_11: No, no, because he's, you.
70 -- SPEAKER_11: using Skype.
71 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, just Skype.
72 -- SPEAKER_03: I knew that.
73 -- SPEAKER_11: So it's harder.
74 -- SPEAKER_11: But has it been financially, you know, a good thing for you?
75 -- SPEAKER_11: This thing?
76 -- SPEAKER_11: Is that why it's like a chore now?
77 -- SPEAKER_11: Because you just have to keep pumping them out?
78 -- SPEAKER_09: It was lucrative once upon a time.
79 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, that's cool.
80 -- SPEAKER_09: I must admit, you know, I didn't expect it to be, but I think that's where Longmont 10 came from.
81 -- SPEAKER_09: Just I needed to do some work, and that's what I did.
82 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay, well.
83 -- SPEAKER_09: But the economy is not very good.
84 -- SPEAKER_09: I understand.
85 -- SPEAKER_11: So it's a tough world for Ukraine College now, days, man.
86 -- SPEAKER_11: But you know what?
87 -- SPEAKER_11: I mean, that depresses me to a certain extent, but that didn't make it any less, it didn't,
88 -- SPEAKER_11: the quality didn't decline.
89 -- SPEAKER_11: It's like just as good as ever.
90 -- SPEAKER_11: So I say fuck it, and I don't care if you're miserable.
91 -- SPEAKER_11: Thank you very much.
92 -- SPEAKER_11: You're welcome.
93 -- SPEAKER_11: I don't care if you're miserable doing it.
94 -- SPEAKER_11: Just keep fucking doing it.
95 -- SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
96 -- SPEAKER_11: From my own.
97 -- SPEAKER_13: Get back to work, motherfucker.
98 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, bitch.
99 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, Lama, what's there?
100 -- SPEAKER_03: What was the funniest one you ever did where you just, like, couldn't stop cracking up?
101 -- SPEAKER_03: Was it the Christian dating thing?
102 -- SPEAKER_03: Or which one was your funniest?
103 -- SPEAKER_09: You know what?
104 -- SPEAKER_09: I enjoy listening to them to this day.
105 -- SPEAKER_09: And I do laugh a lot.
106 -- SPEAKER_09: I enjoy them.
107 -- SPEAKER_09: But, you know, I just, it's just a mindset thing.
108 -- SPEAKER_03: How do you think of a hound bowel is what I would know.
109 -- SPEAKER_09: Can't laugh.
110 -- SPEAKER_09: Huh?
111 -- SPEAKER_03: How did you think up a hound bowel, like, to sell?
112 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh.
113 -- SPEAKER_09: I played in a band called Hound at that time.
114 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh.
115 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, I get it.
116 -- SPEAKER_11: Are you in a band right now?
117 -- SPEAKER_11: No.
118 -- SPEAKER_11: Because people who know the records...
119 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, wow.
120 -- SPEAKER_11: People who know the records know that LPC is a fucking shredder.
121 -- SPEAKER_11: And actually, you played live.
122 -- SPEAKER_11: You played live just, I think, last year here at El Rio, or maybe it was two years ago.
123 -- SPEAKER_11: I don't know.
124 -- SPEAKER_11: I played it Slim.
125 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, what is...
126 -- SPEAKER_11: Tell people what your...
127 -- SPEAKER_11: What does the live show consistent?
128 -- SPEAKER_11: because it's not you doing live calls on stage.
129 -- SPEAKER_11: That would be funny, though.
130 -- SPEAKER_09: Well, yeah, you know the album.
131 -- SPEAKER_09: And you know how they have a song on each album.
132 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay.
133 -- SPEAKER_09: I know that.
134 -- SPEAKER_09: I want everyone else to know that.
135 -- SPEAKER_09: They do.
136 -- SPEAKER_09: So I make a medley out of it, and I play live guitar at pre-recorded drums.
137 -- SPEAKER_09: I did a tour.
138 -- SPEAKER_09: Gosh, it's already been since 2007, I guess that was,
139 -- SPEAKER_09: with this group called The Vandals,
140 -- SPEAKER_09: and we went on to...
141 -- SPEAKER_09: tour together, and I haven't done it anymore.
142 -- SPEAKER_09: I kind of did that to promote the box set that came out at that same time.
143 -- SPEAKER_11: How of the audiences responded to your live show?
144 -- SPEAKER_09: S.F. was the best. It was very exciting.
145 -- SPEAKER_11: You know, you're very famous out here. We love you very much in San Francisco.
146 -- SPEAKER_11: Really?
147 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, you should just move out here.
148 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
149 -- SPEAKER_11: Never mind. Is that where you guys live?
150 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, that's where we all. We all live in.
151 -- SPEAKER_11: a little house, little house.
152 -- SPEAKER_13: The five of us. We live in a one-bedroom apartment.
153 -- SPEAKER_13: Yep or hate.
154 -- SPEAKER_11: We each cook hamburgers every day.
155 -- SPEAKER_11: Yep.
156 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, I'm on Potion Castle, as I said, you're a fucking shredder.
157 -- SPEAKER_11: Like, do you want these free Morbent Angel tickets for trying to give away?
158 -- SPEAKER_11: No one else wants them.
159 -- None: Yeah, where's that at?
160 -- SPEAKER_09: Where's it at?
161 -- SPEAKER_11: I don't know. Let me see.
162 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, where is it at? Can we even know?
163 -- SPEAKER_11: Let me see. Let me see. We have Morbent Angel at B, Slims.
164 -- SPEAKER_11: It's Slims. Yeah.
165 -- SPEAKER_11: We're...
166 -- SPEAKER_03: Actually, dude, it's Lisa Loeb.
167 -- SPEAKER_03: He's just...
168 -- SPEAKER_03: He's just searching.
169 -- SPEAKER_03: It's not Morbin Angel.
170 -- SPEAKER_03: Lisa Loeb.
171 -- SPEAKER_11: See?
172 -- SPEAKER_13: He knows his Morbid Angel.
173 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
174 -- SPEAKER_13: That's the best album.
175 -- SPEAKER_11: Do you still listen to Metal OPC?
176 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
177 -- SPEAKER_09: Their last album was very hated, it seems like.
178 -- SPEAKER_13: What is your take on it?
179 -- SPEAKER_09: Did you listen to it?
180 -- SPEAKER_09: I didn't hate it.
181 -- SPEAKER_09: I didn't hate it.
182 -- SPEAKER_09: I didn't hate it as much as everyone else did it.
183 -- SPEAKER_13: Wow.
184 -- SPEAKER_13: You're the only one, I think.
185 -- SPEAKER_09: It's more like...
186 -- SPEAKER_09: Ramsteen's and player, but that's okay.
187 -- SPEAKER_11: Cool.
188 -- SPEAKER_11: You know, when I was in junior high, and that one Covenant album came out, and it was on
189 -- SPEAKER_11: Headbanger's ball before, a lot of, the rumor was amongst all the Hesher's in school,
190 -- SPEAKER_11: was that that guy, Trey, that guitar player, was that he got surgery to have his fingers extended.
191 -- SPEAKER_11: Why did he his fingers extend?
192 -- SPEAKER_11: This was before the internet.
193 -- SPEAKER_11: We all believed whatever, you know what?
194 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
195 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
196 -- SPEAKER_11: LPC, do you, how's your finger technique?
197 -- SPEAKER_11: Are you good at doing sweeps?
198 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, that's the hard.
199 -- SPEAKER_06: It just occurred.
200 -- SPEAKER_06: I swear it by the one who lives forever and ever.
201 -- SPEAKER_06: And it's so.
202 -- SPEAKER_13: Have you ever considered finger extensions?
203 -- SPEAKER_09: Sweeping.
204 -- SPEAKER_09: That's a tough one.
205 -- SPEAKER_09: You asked a good question there.
206 -- SPEAKER_11: Thanks.
207 -- SPEAKER_11: Thanks.
208 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, you use the best effects, money.
209 -- SPEAKER_11: could buy on your, on your guitar, and we know that from the tracks, but can I get nerdy
210 -- SPEAKER_11: with what pedals do you use on the phone?
211 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
212 -- SPEAKER_09: Let's see.
213 -- SPEAKER_09: I've got, I've got one here.
214 -- SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
215 -- SPEAKER_09: Eight seconds, uh, eight-eight-second delay.
216 -- SPEAKER_09: That's a tech, eight-second delay.
217 -- SPEAKER_03: Let's do a pretend crank call or something.
218 -- SPEAKER_11: No, I'm asking him nerd stuff.
219 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
220 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay, I heard that one.
221 -- SPEAKER_11: Give me another one.
222 -- SPEAKER_11: RDS, eight-time.
223 -- SPEAKER_13: RDS 8,000.
224 -- SPEAKER_13: What does that do?
225 -- SPEAKER_09: I have, you know, like, sampling and echo, like, I have, I have, I have, I just, uh, I have, I have,
226 -- SPEAKER_10: I have, I just, uh, I could listen to this all fucking night.
227 -- SPEAKER_09: This is the best thing in the world.
228 -- SPEAKER_10: Jesus Christ.
229 -- SPEAKER_09: And then I have my, uh, careful, I have my karaoke booth that I go into sometimes to try it over here.
230 -- SPEAKER_09: It's right over here.
231 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh.
232 -- SPEAKER_11: You sound so Korean.
233 -- SPEAKER_11: So, it's a, so, Korean.
234 -- SPEAKER_11: Tell me, correct me if I'm wrong, but on the early tapes, do we hear someone else in the background a lot?
235 -- SPEAKER_11: Is that a roommate or something?
236 -- SPEAKER_09: Well, friend Tom.
237 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
238 -- SPEAKER_11: He's not involved anymore.
239 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, Tom was a big partier, and he was the only person I ever met who wanted to be a part of it or do three-way pranking and stuff.
240 -- SPEAKER_09: He's the only one I ever met.
241 -- SPEAKER_11: Have you ever got any of that sweet prank call, a pussy?
242 -- SPEAKER_11: Like, you know.
243 -- SPEAKER_11: You know, that runoff, like that, that groupy action?
244 -- SPEAKER_11: It's called PCP.
245 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
246 -- SPEAKER_09: Well, there is a girl here right where I am, and she's a huge fan.
247 -- SPEAKER_09: I guess I could ask her.
248 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, my God, really?
249 -- SPEAKER_09: For real?
250 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
251 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay, yeah.
252 -- SPEAKER_09: So, her name is Katie.
253 -- SPEAKER_09: Hi, Katie.
254 -- SPEAKER_09: Hey, Katie.
255 -- SPEAKER_09: Hey, Katie. So what do you think of LPC and all that?
256 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, he is the Messiah.
257 -- SPEAKER_00: He is.
258 -- SPEAKER_00: to me, he is Christ's return in spirit.
259 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, that's very flattering.
260 -- SPEAKER_11: I guess the answer is yes, he does get to taste that sweet PCP.
261 -- SPEAKER_03: Is that a real, dog?
262 -- SPEAKER_09: Just be honest for this.
263 -- SPEAKER_09: What else, Katie, what else can you tell us about yourself in general?
264 -- SPEAKER_00: I think about the planets, stuff like that.
265 -- SPEAKER_00: I just think about it and try to, I don't know, I just,
266 -- SPEAKER_00: I look on the computer for things, you know, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus.
267 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, well, what about them?
268 -- SPEAKER_09: What in particular?
269 -- SPEAKER_09: Do you think about them in general?
270 -- SPEAKER_09: Right.
271 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah?
272 -- SPEAKER_00: I thought, well, what am I doing, learning about them?
273 -- SPEAKER_00: It doesn't seem useless.
274 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know how I would say.
275 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I, I know how I would explain that.
276 -- SPEAKER_00: A lot of times I pray.
277 -- SPEAKER_11: prayer.
278 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, oh, there we go.
279 -- SPEAKER_11: Wow, okay, so she sounds hot, so cool.
280 -- SPEAKER_11: LPC, LPC, she's all right.
281 -- SPEAKER_11: LPC, more and more, like, you don't need, sometimes you don't even list it.
282 -- SPEAKER_11: Like, you've been talking to real-life celebs on your albums.
283 -- SPEAKER_11: I know, I recognize David Lieberhardt's voice on a couple calls last album, but you didn't even, like,
284 -- SPEAKER_11: let it be known that it was him.
285 -- SPEAKER_11: I just knew it was him because I know his voice.
286 -- SPEAKER_11: He does our theme song, you know.
287 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, really?
288 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah.
289 -- SPEAKER_13: I met him in Los Angeles last weekend by chance.
290 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, have you ever come across him in real life?
291 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, you know.
292 -- SPEAKER_13: Hang out at the Los Angeles County.
293 -- SPEAKER_11: Walk around, Los Angeles County.
294 -- SPEAKER_11: Have you ever seen him in real life?
295 -- SPEAKER_11: How did you get his number?
296 -- SPEAKER_11: Let me think.
297 -- SPEAKER_11: Do people just send you celebrity numbers?
298 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
299 -- SPEAKER_11: That's cool.
300 -- SPEAKER_11: The guy from municipal waste.
301 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, Ryan Waste.
302 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, yeah.
303 -- SPEAKER_11: He's been on.
304 -- SPEAKER_13: Wait, no, he hasn't been on our show.
305 -- SPEAKER_13: No.
306 -- SPEAKER_13: Landfill was on our show.
307 -- SPEAKER_11: Um, he, uh, oh, that's cool.
308 -- SPEAKER_11: You hang out with those guys, but you talk to Eddie Money.
309 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, you don't.
310 -- SPEAKER_11: You don't. You talk to Eddie Money twice, which is some of the most amazing.
311 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
312 -- SPEAKER_03: Amazing piece.
313 -- SPEAKER_03: Peter.
314 -- SPEAKER_11: It's the most amazing pieces of recording ever, the two Eddie Money calls.
315 -- SPEAKER_11: Uh, you talk to this B movie actress named Melissa Prophet.
316 -- SPEAKER_11: Is that her name?
317 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
318 -- SPEAKER_11: She's my, that's one of my favorite calls.
319 -- SPEAKER_11: It's when he calls he's from Isotone or Gloves.
320 -- SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
321 -- SPEAKER_11: Um, I just sent you Jeremy Pivens number, so I don't know.
322 -- SPEAKER_11: I hope that works.
323 -- SPEAKER_11: still.
324 -- SPEAKER_11: You want to try to call them?
325 -- SPEAKER_11: Yes.
326 -- SPEAKER_13: How can we work this out live, though?
327 -- SPEAKER_13: I want to call somebody, but how do we get a third party on the line?
328 -- SPEAKER_09: I can do it.
329 -- SPEAKER_09: Probably not that one.
330 -- SPEAKER_09: Let's try, uh, are you guys willing to talk to someone if I put them through?
331 -- SPEAKER_09: Yes.
332 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
333 -- SPEAKER_05: I can take some of the heat off me.
334 -- SPEAKER_09: Just Joel do it.
335 -- SPEAKER_11: Just Joel talk.
336 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay.
337 -- SPEAKER_09: I just take some of the heat off me.
338 -- SPEAKER_09: We could do, um, your choice.
339 -- SPEAKER_09: Alex Beck.
340 -- SPEAKER_09: Buzz Osborne.
341 -- SPEAKER_09: Let's call King Buzzow.
342 -- SPEAKER_09: Or, yeah, or Dale Krover.
343 -- SPEAKER_13: Oh, we've had Dale Krover on the show before.
344 -- SPEAKER_11: Which one will answer the phone is the question.
345 -- SPEAKER_11: Because, you know, we can't be expected.
346 -- SPEAKER_11: Let's try King Bozo first.
347 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
348 -- SPEAKER_11: No Trebek.
349 -- SPEAKER_11: Trebek?
350 -- SPEAKER_11: Trebek is not going to answer on Sunday.
351 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, can we try?
352 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I bet he did.
353 -- SPEAKER_11: All right, let's try Trebek.
354 -- SPEAKER_04: Is that the real Trebek?
355 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
356 -- SPEAKER_11: He ain't going to answer.
357 -- SPEAKER_11: I know.
358 -- SPEAKER_11: He's watching 60 minutes right now.
359 -- SPEAKER_03: He's watching.
360 -- SPEAKER_03: enough point and strangulated himself.
361 -- SPEAKER_09: It's worth a try.
362 -- SPEAKER_09: Here we go.
363 -- SPEAKER_09: Here's Alex.
364 -- SPEAKER_09: Ready?
365 -- SPEAKER_09: All right.
366 -- SPEAKER_09: Woo.
367 -- SPEAKER_11: I can't see it happens.
368 -- SPEAKER_11: I have background music, so don't worry.
369 -- SPEAKER_09: Let me quit.
370 -- SPEAKER_09: I've talked to him in a little.
371 -- SPEAKER_09: So he got to go for it.
372 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
373 -- SPEAKER_09: Howdy?
374 -- SPEAKER_09: Hello?
375 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
376 -- SPEAKER_09: This is Dusty.
377 -- SPEAKER_09: With D.H.L.
378 -- SPEAKER_09: We've been trying to get through, sir, and no one's answered the bell each and every time we've been out there.
379 -- SPEAKER_09: Uh, so, so, so, so, do you have any explanation?
380 -- SPEAKER_08: Uh, no, we've been home for the past two days, Dusty, and what's the delivery? Is it a package? Is it an envelope?
381 -- SPEAKER_08: It's a pouch.
382 -- SPEAKER_08: A pouch.
383 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
384 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
385 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
386 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
387 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
388 -- SPEAKER_08: And there's money to.
389 -- SPEAKER_08: be paid for it?
390 -- SPEAKER_09: COD, yes, sir.
391 -- SPEAKER_08: Really?
392 -- SPEAKER_09: Mm-hmm.
393 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh.
394 -- SPEAKER_08: Well, that sounds kind of strange, because I called D.H.L. after I spoke with you yesterday, or I guess it was
395 -- SPEAKER_08: early yesterday, and they said that if there's ever COD to be paid, the office calls first.
396 -- SPEAKER_08: So.
397 -- SPEAKER_09: Well, that's what I'm doing.
398 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
399 -- SPEAKER_07: Are you at the office or you're the delivery man?
400 -- SPEAKER_07: I was educated in your work.
401 -- SPEAKER_07: All you got is your DVD movies, going to the cinema, waging wars.
402 -- SPEAKER_07: That's all you have.
403 -- SPEAKER_07: And you're an idiot.
404 -- SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
405 -- SPEAKER_07: Goodbye, Alex.
406 -- SPEAKER_08: Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
407 -- SPEAKER_03: Is that the real Alex Trebek from there?
408 -- SPEAKER_03: It was pissed. It was hangary.
409 -- SPEAKER_11: So you called him yesterday morning?
410 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it was.
411 -- SPEAKER_09: I was testing out my rig here.
412 -- SPEAKER_09: It was good.
413 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, my God.
414 -- SPEAKER_11: You know what?
415 -- SPEAKER_11: Someone just said on our site that that didn't remotely sound like Trebek.
416 -- SPEAKER_11: Yes, it did.
417 -- SPEAKER_09: Totally sounded like Chirbeck.
418 -- SPEAKER_03: It was like a very angry.
419 -- SPEAKER_09: I never, whenever, you know, like the voice, the endorsement people for commercials, I can always spot them when they come on TV.
420 -- SPEAKER_09: But yet, people don't know who anyone is.
421 -- SPEAKER_09: But like, what?
422 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, it's weird.
423 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, you have one.
424 -- SPEAKER_11: It's because, see, you got that, you got that musician's ear, buddy.
425 -- SPEAKER_11: That's why, you know?
426 -- SPEAKER_09: Thank you.
427 -- SPEAKER_11: Always like, oh, that's Jeremy Piven.
428 -- SPEAKER_11: That's Alec Baldwin.
429 -- SPEAKER_11: I can always tell Baldwin.
430 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, you know who does a lot?
431 -- SPEAKER_11: It makes me mad.
432 -- SPEAKER_11: Ben Affleck does a lot.
433 -- SPEAKER_11: Really?
434 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
435 -- SPEAKER_11: He doesn't need that money.
436 -- SPEAKER_11: LPC needs that money.
437 -- SPEAKER_09: Damn, right.
438 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, John Hamm.
439 -- SPEAKER_09: Why did he get the voice of a word?
440 -- SPEAKER_09: He has a cool thing for us.
441 -- SPEAKER_11: LP, your stuff is so, like, pop.
442 -- SPEAKER_11: Your stuff is so popular.
443 -- SPEAKER_11: Have you been approached by, like, adult swim or anyone?
444 -- SPEAKER_11: Has anyone tried to profit off you or make a series yet?
445 -- SPEAKER_11: Or what's going on?
446 -- SPEAKER_11: Hollywood. I know you're in Hollywood.
447 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, yeah. I've worked with adults, then.
448 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, cool. What have you done?
449 -- SPEAKER_09: Some, just bits and pieces. The one, I will say, that was, a whole lot of nothing was
450 -- SPEAKER_11: Relapse Records.
451 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, did they want to, like, properly release an LPC album?
452 -- SPEAKER_09: About four or five times, and they just, they wanted just to do nothing with it other than what I
453 -- SPEAKER_09: could do my own self.
454 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, good, yeah. Good for you then. You know, Relapse Records has a, as a,
455 -- SPEAKER_11: a, you know, they rip off people.
456 -- SPEAKER_11: Everyone knows that.
457 -- SPEAKER_11: I've heard that.
458 -- SPEAKER_11: They want to release us, too, as a podcast, an official podcast.
459 -- SPEAKER_11: They want to put an album out of this episode. No, we have too much integrity, God damn it.
460 -- SPEAKER_11: So, okay, so I feel like there's so much, you know, stuff we do. We don't hear because you put together
461 -- SPEAKER_11: the LPC medleys. Now, on the last medley, there was a snippet of a guy saying, hey, you sound
462 -- SPEAKER_11: like that Longmont Potion Castle guy, right?
463 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
464 -- SPEAKER_11: Did that, was that the, was that the, so the collar you were fucking with.
465 -- SPEAKER_11: recognized you. Is that the only time that happened?
466 -- SPEAKER_09: So the medley's per album, there's a clean one and a not clean one.
467 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
468 -- SPEAKER_09: So usually the first one will be clean, and the second one is where all the, uh, the expletives go.
469 -- SPEAKER_09: Gotcha. Okay. See, I try to follow the patterns.
470 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I'm very, um, methodical, I guess.
471 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
472 -- SPEAKER_11: Uh, so what?
473 -- SPEAKER_11: Was that the first time someone recognized you?
474 -- SPEAKER_09: would you believe no no no actually i would believe i would super believe that
475 -- SPEAKER_03: wow that dude you're trying to sell the owls to he knew exactly who you were like a
476 -- SPEAKER_11: tell by his voice we've talked yeah he wasn't having it uh well lpcc thank you for uh talking to uh
477 -- SPEAKER_11: talking to us i think that uh let's do another crank call fuck it can we try king buzzzo
478 -- SPEAKER_03: please let's call betty white it's called john miller it's called john miller
479 -- SPEAKER_09: uh any money
480 -- SPEAKER_09: John Miller
481 -- SPEAKER_09: gave him John Miller
482 -- SPEAKER_11: Can we try King Buzzo or no
483 -- SPEAKER_11: John Miller?
484 -- SPEAKER_03: Now we need some old fuck
485 -- SPEAKER_09: There's a guy, there's a
486 -- SPEAKER_09: just a vile human being who
487 -- SPEAKER_09: is on the new album
488 -- SPEAKER_09: He's incredibly racist and hateful
489 -- SPEAKER_09: and
490 -- SPEAKER_09: It's a horrible person
491 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't know
492 -- SPEAKER_09: Can we talk?
493 -- SPEAKER_11: Can we talk?
494 -- SPEAKER_11: We'll actually talk this time if you want us to
495 -- SPEAKER_11: We were trying to stay out of your way last time
496 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay
497 -- SPEAKER_09: Do you want his name?
498 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't know if he doesn't
499 -- SPEAKER_09: deserve to have his name mentioned but let's give it a try okay thank you
500 -- SPEAKER_09: one last one he's in my he's in my phone book under asshole
501 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be your dad
502 -- SPEAKER_11: there we go okay Joel's your dad
503 -- SPEAKER_11: Joel's the one with your goat tattoo
504 -- SPEAKER_03: yeah I got your tattoo dude
505 -- SPEAKER_09: you there I did it wrong
506 -- SPEAKER_09: no you're here we're here we're here we're here let's try it again
507 -- SPEAKER_09: but this I'm warning you this guy is really bad
508 -- SPEAKER_11: That's cool. We're allowed to be bad.
509 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay, let's see what happens here.
510 -- SPEAKER_09: No, I guess I lost it. I can't do it. Sorry, I think I screwed it up.
511 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, it's fine. Can we do King Buzzzo?
512 -- SPEAKER_11: This is fun. Just this whole process is fun to be a part of, you know?
513 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, we can just call a fucking quiz nose. I don't care.
514 -- SPEAKER_11: Joel is so excited to be in a call with you.
515 -- SPEAKER_11: I think I'd have to hang up.
516 -- SPEAKER_11: It's okay. Look, we did it. We did it once. We did Alex Trebet. That was the best.
517 -- SPEAKER_11: Not going to top that. Yeah, that was the top we could ever do.
518 -- SPEAKER_11: Alex Trebek is a dick.
519 -- SPEAKER_11: Here's my question from you, LPC.
520 -- SPEAKER_11: What can we look forward to in the future with LPC in 2014? If not, the crank calls, tell us where we could hear your music or just whatever.
521 -- SPEAKER_11: And hound boughs.
522 -- SPEAKER_09: We'll meet up at the Morbid Angel show and talk about it.
523 -- SPEAKER_03: All right. If you want those tickets. Let me go. I want to go.
524 -- SPEAKER_11: If you want those tickets, just let me know.
525 -- SPEAKER_09: yours.
526 -- SPEAKER_09: Yep.
527 -- SPEAKER_09: If there's two, I would gladly take that.
528 -- SPEAKER_11: All right.
529 -- SPEAKER_11: Someone won the Morvite Angel
530 -- SPEAKER_11: tickets tonight.
531 -- SPEAKER_11: Yes.
532 -- SPEAKER_11: All right.
533 -- SPEAKER_11: It's November 27th that Slims, and I'll
534 -- SPEAKER_11: email you with info.
535 -- SPEAKER_09: Terrific. Thanks.
536 -- SPEAKER_11: Thank you guys.
537 -- SPEAKER_11: Hey, LB. Longmont Potion Castle.
538 -- SPEAKER_11: Thanks.
539 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, you have another question for my...
540 -- SPEAKER_02: Can you give him to say the song
541 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
542 -- SPEAKER_02: Wait, what?
543 -- SPEAKER_02: Can you give him to a promo?
544 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
545 -- SPEAKER_11: I got...
546 -- SPEAKER_11: No, I was going to... I need to do that.
547 -- SPEAKER_11: But I just want to thank you so much
548 -- SPEAKER_11: for being on the show.
549 -- SPEAKER_11: It means the world to me.
550 -- SPEAKER_11: Can you say?
551 -- SPEAKER_11: say, this is Longmont Potion Castle
552 -- SPEAKER_11: and you're listening to a logical contraption radio.
553 -- SPEAKER_11: And talk about a hound bowel?
554 -- SPEAKER_09: This is Longmont Potion Castle and you're listening
555 -- SPEAKER_09: to a logical contraption radio.
556 -- SPEAKER_09: Thanks.
557 -- SPEAKER_11: Hey, man, have a good night. Thank you very much for calling.
558 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, I'll see at the Morbin Angel show, brother.
559 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I'll buy you two beers and two fornettes.
560 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'll buy some beers too. Put you on your ass.
561 -- SPEAKER_11: Killer. All right, bye. Thanks, dude.
562 -- SPEAKER_11: Wow, Longmont Potion Castle, everybody.
563 -- SPEAKER_11: I'll take that. That was fucking
564 -- SPEAKER_12: Awesome for 2000, Alex.
565 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, my God.
566 -- SPEAKER_12: That was the best thing I've heard.
567 -- SPEAKER_11: We just won Final Jeopardy of podcasts.
568 -- SPEAKER_12: That was the real last Trebek, was it?
569 -- SPEAKER_11: Yes, he was.
570 -- SPEAKER_12: He's a son of a big.
571 -- SPEAKER_12: I'll stake my reputation on that being...
572 -- SPEAKER_12: That was totally Alex Trebek.
573 -- SPEAKER_12: You know how angry he was?
574 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
575 -- SPEAKER_12: Have you heard Trebek be angry before, though?
576 -- SPEAKER_13: Yeah, there's that clip on YouTube where he like flips his shit, right?
577 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
578 -- SPEAKER_13: Or he's drunk or something?
579 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah, yeah.
580 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah. That's totally him.
581 -- SPEAKER_12: Oh, my God.
582 -- SPEAKER_11: Let's pull that up.
583 -- SPEAKER_11: Alex Trebek drunk.
584 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we should have been more prank calls, damn it.
585 -- SPEAKER_11: Dude, we did the best prank call.
586 -- SPEAKER_11: we could have done on a live radio show.
587 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, let's make him call again sometime.
588 -- SPEAKER_11: No, he's a friend of the show now.
589 -- SPEAKER_13: Here.
590 -- SPEAKER_13: Hey, long mind.
591 -- SPEAKER_03: Can we play this?
592 -- SPEAKER_03: In honor.
593 -- SPEAKER_03: A bunch of crank calls.
594 -- SPEAKER_13: In honor, can we just listen to this really quick?
595 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah, yeah.
596 -- SPEAKER_12: We'll compare.
597 -- SPEAKER_13: This is Alex Trebek drunk.
598 -- SPEAKER_13: And he is sipping cans of beer while he does these, these promos.
599 -- SPEAKER_01: So keep watching Jeopardy, 24 hours a day, and call this number.
600 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't watch it 24 hours a day.
601 -- SPEAKER_01: That was him.
602 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
603 -- SPEAKER_10: It's like, it's, yeah.
604 -- SPEAKER_12: Wait, wait, wait.
605 -- SPEAKER_12: When he's not doing his Jeopardy voice, he sounds like it.
606 -- SPEAKER_10: Huh?
607 -- SPEAKER_01: Wait.
608 -- SPEAKER_01: Run that by me again.
609 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't understand it.
610 -- SPEAKER_01: I didn't pause.
611 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, let's start cutting.
612 -- SPEAKER_01: There's a daily cash prize of $1,000 and fuck.
613 -- SPEAKER_01: $10.000.
614 -- SPEAKER_11: Guys, we just had Alex, Longmont Positon Castle, prank call Alex Trebek on our podcast.
615 -- SPEAKER_11: I'm a podcast.
616 -- SPEAKER_12: Seriously, my mind is, like, is spinning from that.
617 -- SPEAKER_12: That blew my mind.
618 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, that was crazy.
619 -- SPEAKER_11: He said, well, uh.
620 -- SPEAKER_11: You're going to tell me why?
621 -- SPEAKER_11: Here's a little hint.
622 -- SPEAKER_11: I called the D.HL office, and they told me.
623 -- SPEAKER_01: Pick up, take one.
624 -- SPEAKER_01: $25,000.
625 -- SPEAKER_01: All on the same tape.
626 -- SPEAKER_01: How are they going to lose it?
627 -- SPEAKER_01: $25,000, $50,000, $25,000, $50,000, $100,000.
628 -- SPEAKER_01: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to let it be known.
629 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm not quite ready, so I'm going to do it now.
630 -- SPEAKER_01: He's free.
631 -- SPEAKER_01: You can tell.
632 -- SPEAKER_13: He's actually in this clip, I mean, this is not an obscure YouTube clip.
633 -- SPEAKER_13: There's like 2 million views, but he has, he has actually, he has a can of beer under his cardium,
634 -- SPEAKER_13: and he's taken out, taking swigs of beer while he's like, that's kind of rad, dude.
635 -- SPEAKER_12: He's kind of, like, if you watch Jeopardy, like, he's kind of like, like that anyway.
636 -- SPEAKER_03: Alv's a fucking prick.
637 -- SPEAKER_03: How grumpy would you be if you did that for 40 years?
638 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah.
639 -- SPEAKER_11: I think we finally made it.
640 -- SPEAKER_11: Longmont Potion Castle is very enthused to get those morbid angel tickets.
641 -- SPEAKER_12: And we got to answer.
642 -- SPEAKER_11: I think that's the greatest thing that's ever happened on our airwaves is having Alex Trebek get angry.
643 -- SPEAKER_03: What do you suppose Alex Trebeck was doing in the moment that?
644 -- SPEAKER_11: I think he was drinking a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and watching 60 minutes.
645 -- SPEAKER_03: I think he was free basing and watching snuffball.
646 -- SPEAKER_11: See, we have a very different images of what Alex Trebeck's personal.
647 -- SPEAKER_12: I think we interrupted him at dinner.
648 -- SPEAKER_12: I think he was sitting down to a nice dinner, a little wine.
649 -- SPEAKER_12: I think he was watching Robert Goulay and Celine Dion Live from 70.
650 -- SPEAKER_03: Why would he be watching that?
651 -- SPEAKER_03: He watches Sunday.
652 -- SPEAKER_03: A real doll and a reverse cowgirl.
653 -- SPEAKER_11: He watches Sunday night fucking event television.
654 -- SPEAKER_11: Everyone knows that Sunday night is the best night for TV and radio.
655 -- SPEAKER_11: Gosh, thanks for joining us.
656 -- SPEAKER_11: We're here every Sunday.
657 -- SPEAKER_11: Show's over, you guys.
658 -- SPEAKER_11: Goodbye.
659 -- SPEAKER_13: Later.