Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Longmont Potion Castle 10

Track 6: LPC 10 Medley 1

Last modified: 2025-02-12T05:55:25
Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_03: Happy Hucker.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_05: I have a two-story battle cannon.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_05: It weighs 45,000 pounds.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_05: It's gunmetal gray.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_05: No.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm looking to sell it.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_05: I couldn't help you get that, sir.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_05: Is this a pond storm?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: What is this place?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_05: What's the name of this place here?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_03: The happy hawker.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, and you won't look at my cannon?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going from like slow motion to fast motion to slow motion to fast motion.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_03: I cannot understand you.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_05: I've got a battle cannon.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_05: You're not going to...
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_05: Your eyes when you see this thing.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_05: It's out of this world.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_05: You got another thing coming, you know?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_05: This thing is immense.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what's going on with this connection.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_03: I go, it sounds like you a dog like this.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_03: And then it's slow and then it's fast.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: I mean, I can't understand you.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_06: What about a 19-foot-long
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_06: taxidermid alligator?
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you said you have an alligator and a cannon.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: I can't help you with either of those items.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I am in a hot air balloon.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_05: I am landing, but I have the merchandise.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, everything you said so far, I can't.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_03: far I can't help you with?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm from Alamagardo.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: Can't you help me out?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_05: What do you think?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_05: I can't tell?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_03: No, sir, not with those items.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_05: And once this you're talking about moving in fast motion?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_05: I mean, once we meet, we can move forward, if that's what you mean.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_03: It's your voice.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going from like slow motion to fast motion to fast motion.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_03: I can't understand.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: It sounds like you're on a recording.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_03: All I've heard so far is an alligator and a cannon, and I couldn't help you with that.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_06: The whole thing is so heavy and it's slickered and snod.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_06: Slickered and snod is what it is.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_03: It's slickered and snod is what it is.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: I can't help you at that.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: I hear ya.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: Afternoon, central city.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_05: I needed about 100 limes if he could sell them to me.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm up in Mason City.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: You're in Mason City and you want limes from me?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: You realize you're calling the liquor store in Des Moines.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_05: What can you do for me today, sir?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_05: This is Brian from Mason City.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: Brian, go to the grocery.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: store. You can get a hundred limes there.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm in the car and I'm on my way right by you.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't have 200 lines.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_05: 100.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't have a hundred lines.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_05: Instead of sitting here on the phone, why don't you box them up and I'll come pick them up?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you pick them up on your way up the street then?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: Because you're going to wipe me out of limes and I don't even know who you are.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: My friend referred me to you. The grocery stores plumb out.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_05: He said that you could hook me up, my friend Leland.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know any Leland. I don't deal with anybody in Mason City.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: The problem is, if I give you 100 limes, then I'm out.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: of a hundred lines. If the grocery stores are out of a hundred lines, then obviously all of my
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_00: normal in-town customers don't have any lines. I'm sorry, my man. But you're going to have to
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_05: go somewhere else to find some lines. I'll pay double. Triple what you're asking for.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't care. Because my regular customers who I deal with every single day won't get any
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_05: lines. My money's just as good as anybody else. Not arguing with that, my man. It's a very simple
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_00: answer. I don't have a hundred lines for you. Call somebody else or go to the grocery store.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to cut you a check. It'll be fine.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, bud.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, bud. Listen up.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: All right, Chief. You call me again. I'm going to call the cops.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: What you peepie.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_05: What's you peepie? What's you peepie?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, hey.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh. What's you peepie?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_01: What did you say?
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what you're saying.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi, my name's Skip from yelp.com.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_05: What's your name?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_04: What is this call regarding?
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_05: It's regarding.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_05: Regarding negative feedback received for your company, and we are removing that and changing
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_05: it into positive feedback. That's costing you a grand total of $820.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't think we're anywhere near interested in such a thing.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: We're in need of a credit card number today?
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_04: You're not going to get it. I don't know what your call is about.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_05: The negativity expressed about your company on Yelp.com.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I can't.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_04: Um, we're not going to give you any payment for this.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_04: And I don't appreciate your sales call at all.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_05: You owe me $700.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I, no, absolutely not.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Absolutely not.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_02: We're not, we're not, uh, we're not hooked to Yelp.com.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_05: We're 100% connected.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I, no, we're not.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't we do a video conference?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_05: Talk about the account? Can we get you into a cell?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_05: satellite office so we can put you on satellite TV?
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_02: No.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, well, then just read us your credit card number, okay?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_02: What's you talking about? I'm not going to read you any credit card number.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm Skippy?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_02: I can know what you're talking about. I'm not going to pay for something I'm not accepting any services for.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: No, no, read it to me slowly.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_04: We have absolutely no business with you whatsoever.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_04: You must cease from calling this number.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_04: Everyone in this number.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_04: office says no business with you. Please stop calling.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_01: Thanks for calling Satellite Country, your authorized Dish Network retailer. This is Brinth. How can I help you?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi, Brent. I'm interested in getting some TV service here. My name's flip.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Flip like FLIP. Like I can flip backwards?
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah. All right. And what's your last name?
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_01: Pretty interesting last name.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Liquid?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_08: Liquid?
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_01: All right. Hang on just a second.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_01: So are you playing, is that you playing, or is this someone else playing?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm playing guitar while I'm waiting.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_01: Nice. Very cool. So that's your real name, Flip Liquid, right?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_01: Correct.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_01: That's a pretty cool name.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, so let's figure this out real quick.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_01: How many TVs are you going to be looking to hook up?
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_07: Flip?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_01: Four.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_01: Four, gotcha.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_01: They're going to be HD, like the flat screen, HD TVs?
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_07: LED screens.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm looking to hook up for LED screens.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_01: You've got to be the most interesting phone call I've ever had.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_01: I've enjoyed this more than a
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_01: anything. Seriously.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_06: I heard about the savings.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm not sure.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_06: If they are the way they say they are.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_01: Right.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, Flip, go ahead with that credit card number.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_05: I have got Visa card.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_05: 4653.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: 453.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_07: 217, 6348.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_05: 0910.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_07: What was the credit card number again?
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_05: Which part do you need me to repeat?
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_05: The whole thing.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, hell.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_05: All right, so it's a visa card.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_05: Four, six, five, three, three, five, five, five, five.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: One, one, one, one, two, eight, expiration, eight.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_01: One, one, one, three, free, free, free.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, and what's your social security number, real quick?
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_01: Six, two.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_01: Is that the first two numbers?
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: Three, nine, zero.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, Cliff, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to disconnect if you can, uh,
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_01: if you can't speak clearly, I can't understand you, then there's no reason for me to try and get you going here.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_08: Good.