Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Longmont Potion Castle 10

Track 9: LPC 10 Medley 2

Last modified: 2025-02-12T05:55:25
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_07: Advanced Hydro.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes. I'm trying to make a laser oil compound outdoors,
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_03: and I'm trying to keep out an opossum.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_07: Laser oil? I don't know. I'm not familiar with that.
  • 5 -- None: But I just go with laser oil. I'm interesting.
  • 6 -- None: Now, what do you need on my end?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you try listening up here a little bit?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm not familiar with what your laser oil is.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_07: Frankly, you're kind of rude. What are you looking for, did?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_03: I need to get a fence set up to keep this opossum out of my affairs.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_07: A fence. I don't set up fences, dude. I'm an indoor hydroponist store. I'm like, I'm a grow shop. I got
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_07: so growing equipment. Ballets, bulbs, lights.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_03: How about I come in there and knock your own a little bit?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_07: Am I really getting a phone call for someone asking about laser oil and it's threatening to beat me up?
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_07: If this is a business, you're threatening me. I mean, there's two ways of doing things, but I'll basically just call the cost right now.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_07: So if you want to do that, go ahead and come off down. Okay, bro, but I have to go. I'm trying to help a customer, and I have a certain reputation.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_07: So I don't know what laser oil is. I don't know what your problem is, but no one's disrespecting me.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to need store credit, I figure, because while we're talking here, this opossum has just wiped me out.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't understand what an opossum is. I don't have to store credit.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you can just let me take what I need.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm going to report you for calling me and threatening me multiple times, so I'm going to go out of the pondering on the police. Goodbye.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_05: Good Avenue, sorry, Rick speaking.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_03: I need to get some.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: Magnetic oil?
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_05: Magnetic oil? We don't have anything like that.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm shooting lasers, and I got to cordone it off with magnetic oil.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you might have phoned the wrong number. We're a sign shop.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you have magnets, don't you?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah. How much do you need?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, I've got 4,200 lasers firing right here, fella.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know anything about your company to tell you the truth, so, you know, I've got a little bit of magnetic material here.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_05: If you need more, I can order some in, but...
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_03: How about if I started firing lasers up there?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're looking for, you know?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_05: I sell magnetic sheeting, yes.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_05: If you'd like some of that, I can sell you that.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_05: But I don't sell magnetic oil.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_05: You know, if you explain what you'd like, it'd be a lot easier for me to decide if I have it or not.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_03: I want to drape giant sheets of magnet over my lasers.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, then you'd probably be better off to phone a magnetic wholesaler.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_03: A sailor? I don't have time to...
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_05: Whole sailor.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm not talking about oysters here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers here, Phil. I'm talking about lasers.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_03: You with me?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_05: I understand what you need.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_05: But do you know the difference between wholesale and retail?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you a marine biologist, or what are you?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: What is your problem, man?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: Look, I'm firing lasers up here, and I don't have time to go down to the dock or whatever it is you're suggesting, okay?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_05: Do you know what a wholesaler is?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: It's a company that sells to retail shops.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_05: I buy magnetic from a magnetic wholesaler.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you read?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_05: It has nothing to do with ships or fish or oceans.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_05: What part of you?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_05: Don't you?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_05: Is this some kind of joke phone call, man, or what?
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you run up here and give me what I need?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you need.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm firing lasers every which way up here.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't really care.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_03: Your sign says magnetic, fellow.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_05: It says magnetics, yes. It's a sheeting of magnetic.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_05: It's got nothing to do with oil.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_03: You're running me around here.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you should call somebody else.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: I do.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_06: Calvin's wheel, Chad, here?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I got a 24-wheeler here. I need some chrome work done on it.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_06: What do you want to get done?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_03: Need it polished up, and I need all the wheels inflated.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_03: And then deflated and inflated it all over again.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_06: When can you bring it to me?
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_06: I've got room for each more morning at about 3.30 in the a.m.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you, uh, his head up here and give me what I need, okay?
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm done.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_06: I can do it.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_03: What am I looking at here on time and money?
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_06: 6,300 bucks in about 45 minutes.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll look for you.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_06: I'll be the guy running down the street with an air compressor, one of those 12-volt ones.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to be running the other way when I'm doing with you.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, shit, he's bigger than me run.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_04: This is Trishishishishish.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_03: This is Goof-Bone, Colin.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_04: Google Phone?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_04: What? I can understand you.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm Gofer-Bone.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_04: You know what? I can't understand you.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you deaf?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not deaf.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_04: know how to spell it. What the words are coming out of your mouth? I don't know what
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_04: you're saying, man.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_04: Why spell to me? What is it anyway?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you switch ears?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you speak clear?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_03: Are both your ears as bad as this one? Because...
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_04: You only got one mouth, but you're not talking really clearly.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm gopher bone.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_04: See, I don't understand you.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_03: What are you dumb?
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not as dumb as you.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm looking for the big beaver.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_04: We don't have no big beaver. I don't know what you're talking about.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_04: Mayhut.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is a hot frog, and I'm looking for the big beaver up there.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_02: The hot frog looking for the big beaver.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_03: Gopher bone set me up here.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_02: Gopher bone, huh?
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good time.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_03: I need to get some snares set up.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares set up.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_02: You need to get some snares shut up.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_03: And I'm fixing to shut you up.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_02: Sweet.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_02: Sounds like a good plan.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_02: Fucking bitch.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you have the Big Beaver?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_03: The Big Beaver?
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_03: I'd like to get a bottle of it.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_01: We don't have the beaver.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_03: The Big Beaver.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_03: Let me see if it's in my system.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_04: It's not in my system, we don't have it.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't have anything in my system yet.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm not suggesting you've drank it.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_08: No, it's not in my system as far as I don't know.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_08: I don't know where to order it from.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_08: This check, may I help you?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before?
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_08: Have you seen it in Dallas before?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_08: What is it you're looking for?
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, somebody was asking me if we had any big beaver, liqueur, or efforttee?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_08: Big beaver?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_08: I have never seen it.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_08: I hadn't seen it.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_08: It's not my system.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_00: I mean, I got a chicken that has a big beaver down the street.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_00: But I haven't heard of that one.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_00: A lot of stuff comes out first in New York.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_00: I have to find out what it is.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_00: What's the flavor of it?
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know how I got connected to you.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, what's going on here?
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_01: You've got multiple phone calls going on at the same time.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you have the Big Beaver?
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of it.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, it's pretty new.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_01: Pretty damn new.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, it's just on an infomercial on it.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you on a cell phone?
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_01: I think you need to hang up because there's another phone ringing.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_01: Nickelburn?
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_01: You're calling two liquor stores at the same time.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_01: You know what, sir, that's looking for the Big Beaver.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: You're speaking.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_01: He can to Susan's Fine Wine and also to the liquor barn.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_01: So you need to hang up and just make one single phone call.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_03: Work with me.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm trying to.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, this guy is called to a couple different liquor stores,
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_01: and he needs to hang up so that we can all get disconnected.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_07: Interesting.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, well, I will hang up then.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_01: I've tried hanging up, but he still has the line open.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_07: Good Lord.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_07: Great.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay.