Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)

Longmont Potion Castle 12

Track 5: LPC 12 Medley 1

Last modified: 2025-02-11T20:56:17
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello, human head.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_08: You got anything by hobo barf up for?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm not sure.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: We don't have everything cataloged.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: I can look online for you if we have that listed in our inventory.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_07: Sure.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_08: Wait.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_08: What?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_08: Hobo barf.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_08: Split EP with basilica gel that I was looking for.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_08: Good gel.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_08: Good, Joe.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: I appreciate that.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_08: Wait, what are you doing?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_08: How are you making those noises?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_08: Ah, right?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_08: Priscilla Jones?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_08: You want Priscilla Jones?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_08: No, they're called Basilica, Joe.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_08: So what do you got in stock?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, my God.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, oh, this is Tyler?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_08: This is Dickie Lipton.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: I got to ring people up, man.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_07: Oh!
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_02: This is great.
  • 30 -- None: Oh!
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_04: No!
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello, Jazz Rector Mart.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh!
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah, who?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_08: You guys do consignment up, Berman?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_08: Consignment.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_02: Not today.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_02: You'll have to come in and speak to one of the managers.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_02: R.T. or Kent would be the one to talk to.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_02: What is that?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_02: Who?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_02: R.T. or Ken? Do you have, like, a pack of wild dogs in the background or something, man?
  • 43 -- None: Oh!
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_08: You don't allow dogs, you're saying, right?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_08: Allow dogs.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_08: Not generally. No.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh!
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, man.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_08: Hi, yeah. I'm Frederick Frick.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_08: I got your number from Chaplin Crab Tree.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm just trying to get distribution for our band.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_08: Did you just call a second ago?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_08: No, I did not.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh! Yes, you did.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_08: We're musical gnomes. We're call a wallet-sized wildfire.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_02: Don't call again. Bye.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: Jazz record, Mark?
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_08: Hi, yeah. I got a local band. We're looking to get some distribution.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_01: The buyer is zero.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_01: banker's hours. He's going to be here Monday through Friday.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm just a clerk.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_08: Are you going to stand by your remarks when I call back at that hour?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: What remarks?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_08: Or is this just a big hoax up?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: I didn't talk to anybody.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: I talked to the other guy, maybe, but I haven't spoken to anybody.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh!
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: It doesn't really matter. What do you want? Do you got to sell a record?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: The buyer is here. The buyer is a guy who does that. I'm not allowed to.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_01: Bye.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_01: Jazz record, Mary?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm calling from Dr. Fiddlesticks.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_08: We got a jukebox up here, and we're trying to stock the thing.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_08: It didn't come with any vinyl.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: We got some, yeah.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_01: It's been gone over quite a bit.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_01: I mean, our 45 vinyl is, you know, it's been sucked dry.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: Wow.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: Bye.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello, vortex, sir.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_07: Oh!
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: Good day.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: What's happening?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm Frederick Frick.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm interested in entering into a gentleman's agreement with you.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. What would this agreement entail?
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm a local band.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_08: We're called wallet-sized wild farms.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_08: We're gnomes, and I think that really sets us apart.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_08: We're looking to get some distribution.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not up for it.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, I've got to go now.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_08: We're the only gnomes in the area.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_04: Crime, yes.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_04: What can I do for you?
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm calling from Citizens United for Bill Cosby.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_08: And we're looking.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_08: looking for a pledge today.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, fuckhead.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a police report, and we've got your fucking number.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, prickhead.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_04: What can I do for you?
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_08: Can't we find a solution here for Bill Cosby?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, drop my telephone number, you fuck face.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_04: You know, AT&T?
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_04: Put a trace on that line.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm calling from San Clemente.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't give it any where you're calling from.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_04: This is a police line.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_04: What you're doing, you're interrupting.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_04: and everything else.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_04: And if you think you're using the unlisted phone, our equipment shows different.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_08: Well, what about Dr. Bill Cosby?
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_04: Buried the son of a bitch.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, yeah.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_04: All the hell on dead nigger.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_04: Wade, Wade.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_08: Wade.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_08: Wade.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_08: Who is it?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_08: Marcus.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_08: Marcus who?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_08: Wade.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_08: What's up?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_08: What's up?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm going to block this number.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_08: dude, I don't even know you.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_08: You can block it all you want.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_08: Hey, what's cooking?
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_08: Well, I'm about to block this number, too, dude.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, good.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_08: I don't want to talk to you anyhow.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_08: Well, I don't even know.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_08: Who is this?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_08: The chauffeur.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_08: The chauffeur of what?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_08: A car.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_08: Do you think I hand out fishing licenses?
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm a teamster.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_08: So, so, so, so, so, so, so.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_04: This is a fucking automated, this is an automated machine.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm going to automate your teeth, automatically knock them out when I see you.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, it'll be tough, dude.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_04: I wish you would show up at this little job site, and I'll beat the fucking brakes off you.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to block this number two, you fucking idiot.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_08: I don't want to touch you anyhow.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_08: Your voice is dumb sounding.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_08: Your voice is dumb sounding.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_08: Your voice is dumb, Marcus.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_08: Holy fuck.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello?
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_06: Yes?
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello?
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_06: Yes?
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_06: It's like the phone disconnected.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_06: Wait a minute.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_06: Did your phone ring?
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_06: No, but I heard a ring.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_06: You heard it ring?
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_06: You're not calling anybody.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_06: You just called me, didn't you?
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_06: No, there's somebody who's managed to learn how to cross-connect different phones
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_06: so that people in different areas have their phones ring at the same time
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_06: and they all wonder what the hell's going on.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_06: So somebody's having fun at our expense.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_06: Where are you?
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm in Southern California.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_07: I am, too.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_06: Well, hopefully they'll get tired of screwing with us.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_08: It's just too bad.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_08: I can't really imagine.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_08: I can't really imagine.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_06: Who's that other voice?
  • 193 -- None: Hmm?
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_06: I can't.
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_06: I just read it out.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_07: I can't figure it out.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_07: I can't figure it out.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_08: What's that now?
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_05: I guess they transferred me to you.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm part of the Hollywood Wax Museum.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_05: And I guess you were trying to get a wax figure made.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_05: I was.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_05: Who transferred you?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_05: Rocky.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_05: Rocky said this?
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_05: That's what Rocky said.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_05: Are you sure you got the right person?
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_05: Who were you calling?
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_05: I spoke to Rocky, and he said that he was going to transfer me to you, I guess, to do a wax figure review for Alex,
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_05: and pretty much just to get some more information on it.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, who wants a wax image of me?
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_05: Rocky.
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_05: Rocky does?
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's what he said.
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_05: Hmm.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, you've taken me completely by surprise.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_05: I know nothing about this.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_05: So I'm sorry.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_05: I heard about it.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_05: I know we've been calling a couple times to see if that's something that we can do.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_05: Let me talk to Rocky about this and find out what's...
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, we'll do.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_08: Viacom.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_06: Viacom?
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_06: Boy, did I miss dial.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_06: Sorry about that.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_08: Yes, sir.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_08: Who are you trying to reach here?
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm trying to dial an outside line.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_08: Apparently you're trying to procure a sculpture?
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_08: No.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_06: Who am I speaking with?
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_06: You're speaking with Alex Trebek, and I'm not trying to secure anything.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_06: So I will try again.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_08: Yes, sir?
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_03: Go drum.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_03: I just got tons and tons of songs and arrangements,
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_03: and I got it for every style.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_03: Latin, rock, jazz, you know.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_03: It's amazing, man.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_03: You got it all.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_03: I can mix different styles.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_03: I can put in like a jazz thing with some rock thing, with the flamenco thing.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_03: It's just crazy, man.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_03: It's like endless, you know, all the different styles.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_06: That's awesome.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_03: You can make records, man.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_06: It's fucking awesome.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, I could start working with other singers and tell them, look,
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_03: you've got to pay me hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars to do this.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_03: And it's like, you know.
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_03: What's going on?
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_03: I just recently found that you can mix temples.
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_03: I put four or four temples into 60 temples.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_04: Fuck, yeah.
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_04: Three against four, two against two, one-on-one.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_04: It's great basketball games.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, just because it sounds better.
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, let me play you something real quick, just so you get an idea.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute, I don't have it plugged in.
  • 268 -- None: Let me see, what was I going to do?
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, man.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_03: I just don't have it recorded.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, you got to get on that.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_03: I've got some rock things I've done in the past with heavy metal and, like, punk music.
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_03: Right?
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, absolutely.
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, the rock thing, oh, that's easy.
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_03: That's like a piece of cake.
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_03: Two and four.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_03: Two and four take the money, go home.
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_03: I do mostly jazz, because that's the hard shit, you know,
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_03: where they're playing something, you know, different every beat.
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, and different inversions and chords.
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's some hard shit.
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_03: And then playing like Elvin Jones, you know.
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_06: Sling Elvin.
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_03: But rock and roll is just da-nan-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-h-h.
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_06: Two and four.
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_06: All right, well, I got to run.
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_03: And they got a lot of country, and then you can mix the country stuff with the rock-and-roll stuff.
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_03: You could actually put them in hip-hop, and you've got to experiment around, you know.
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_03: Got it.
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_03: All right.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_03: I mix things up a lot.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_03: I put different time signature instruments in with different time-signature instruments,
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_03: put a different drummer on, or a different piano player, or a different guitar player.
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck, yeah.
  • 296 -- SPEAKER_03: Cool, go record and let me know when you come on in, all right?
  • 297 -- SPEAKER_03: Gina.