Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)

Longmont Potion Castle 12

Track 9: LPC 12 Medley 2

Last modified: 2025-02-11T20:56:17
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  • 1 -- None: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm up at the food bank.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm supposed to ask if you can use a spork on turduck and...
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: What's that?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_02: Which one?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Who gave you my number?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: A volunteer?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: A volunteer?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: Gave you a number.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: Ah, I think you got the wrong number.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm down and dirty Rufus.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know who's down and dirty Rufus is.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_02: Will you make a cash donation, please?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: No. How do you all mean to make one now?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm down-and-dirty Rufus.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know who's down-and-duty Rufus if.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_02: It's me.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know who you are.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you right here.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_03: NBS electronics.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you guys got pitch pipes up there?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I don't sell that kind of stuff at all.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_02: It's for a guitar.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I understand what it is.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_03: This is an amp repair shop.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't do that kind of stuff.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_02: I play for Down and Dirty Rufus, and we got a gig coming.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, if you think I don't recognize your voice.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_03: is you're barking up the wrong tree.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_03: So why don't you just stick it up your ass?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_02: It sounds like you're on a crack pipe.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's Carl. Hello.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_02: Carl.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a web designer. I just moved in here.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_06: Hey.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_06: Get the fuck out of your, Carl.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_06: Don't call me.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_02: Do me a big favor.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_02: Rub my back for a little while.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_02: It's real sore.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, I'm Shrobel from Zatarans, Rice.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_04: I have no idea who you are and what you want.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_04: You want to tell me?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_02: Zatarans, the rice cooker?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_02: I know nothing about it.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_02: Real spicy.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, sorry, I'm not interested.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_02: But I have a note here to call you.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_04: You couldn't have a note to call me because I asked you to call me.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_02: Shlobo Nix?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_02: That's my name.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_04: There you go.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_04: That's the person you should be calling, I guess.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm sort of a phenom when it comes to cooking.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_02: Am I in the right place?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I didn't call you.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_04: So,
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_04: Somebody's screwing around with the phones, I think.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_02: Is there some sort of flip that needs to happen?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_04: I have no idea.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_04: Somebody has managed to jerk the phone system around so that two or three people are called at the same time
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_04: and are told that they were calling somebody else, and it just, I wish I could explain it to you,
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_04: but somebody's having fun at our expense.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, what do you have to say about Zadaran's?
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about it.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a spicy concoction that's full of character.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't care.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_02: It's real flavorful.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello, Salvadorian restaurant?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, I need your hoyo, hoyo.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_07: You need your place and order?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: I want your hoia hoi.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_07: My boyo yo.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: I grab your hoyo.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_07: Hi.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_07: I did you do this over Franco, huh?
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_07: Tell me back when you're ready, okay?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Franco.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_07: Frankl?
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, why would you like to order?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: I want to touch your hoyo, hoya.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, you're just joking around.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_01: No, man.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah, we don't have that thing.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_08: You know what?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_08: You just come over and look at the manual,
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_08: and point me in the mail,
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_08: and the menu, what were you right?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_01: Why are you pulling my chain like this?
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_08: Where do I put you a chain?
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: Why would you do that?
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I don't understand what you want, buddy.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_01: Why don't you like it?
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_01: I need your hoyo ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, man, how much does it cost?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't know what you want.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_01: To grab your hoyo, hoyo.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_01: How much is it?
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back when you're ready, buddy.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_01: Do you have a liquid?
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm busy, though.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't understand what you want.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_01: I let you get take-out.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_08: Dude, we're very busy, and you're just jerking around.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_08: I don't have time for you, okay?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_08: Give me what I want.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_08: Don't go back again.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_01: Tell me what I want to know.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me your hoyo, hoyo.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_07: Hey, what can I do for you?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_06: We'll give you my dick, motherfucker.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_01: I want your hoyo.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_06: Some more.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_06: Motherfucker, okay?
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, you must be a son of a bitch that's calling me at 971-2-7-6-28-9.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_06: You're not a motherfucker.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_06: You don't give your name the way you want.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm calling from the United Negro College Fund.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_02: Looking for a month.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah, well, you can take him and fuck off Obama and kick him up to your ass.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_06: I can.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_06: Numbers show another of our police line here, so what the hell do you want?
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_02: What's the problem, my fella?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_06: That's your number traced here.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_06: 2133-0-9-5-8-4-9.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_06: What the fuck you want?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm on a whoopee in the ass.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm got a good for you.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, I'm looking to slap your mama for a rib.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_06: I got your number, Trash, 9-7-1-2-7-7-6-8-2-9, you son of a bitch.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_02: The hell you do.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello?
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, yeah.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_02: to slap your mama for a rib.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, uh, you must be some son of a bitch and cock of a son of a bitch because I'm a
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_06: police reporter and we've got your goddamn fucking number.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_02: Ah, must be.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_06: Hi, dear.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir. I'm just trying to slap your mama for a rib.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, uh, you must be one of those six son of a bitches.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_06: You're airing your code now 213, 6179.6.1.6.7.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_06: 6.1.8, I'm turning it over to the Harvard division.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's so loud.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_06: Your telephone number is retrace. What do you want?
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to get a hold of your mama's rib.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah. Well, you're a sick motherfucker at 2133-0-0-0-085-9-9.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_06: Day 49, cossucker.
  • 159 -- None: Hello.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, uh, is this the place with all the chihuahuas?
  • 161 -- None: Yes, yes, it is.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah, I might be interested in those as a Christmas gift.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: Sure.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_05: They're all these excellent shape.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_05: When I picked them up, because I picked them up a few years ago, I put them away.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_05: I never had to displayed them at all.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_05: So they're in excellent shape.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_05: You can still push them and tell they talk and that kind of stuff.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_02: What do they say?
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_05: There's a lot of things.
  • 171 -- None: It says different things.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_05: The one that you remember, the one that says,
  • 173 -- None: here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
  • 174 -- None: He stopped into the lizard.
  • 175 -- None: Remember that one?
  • 176 -- None: Oh, sure.
  • 177 -- None: And then the other one is
  • 178 -- None: Christmas one.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, there's a whole bunch of,
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_05: you know, they're 16 all together.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_02: Tell you what?
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_02: Could you play one through the phone
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_02: just so I could hear one,
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_02: what it sounds like?
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, hang on, one second.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_05: Let me see if I can take them off.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_05: I haven't put away because
  • 188 -- None: I knew for sure that I wasn't going
  • 189 -- None: to keep on, so.
  • 190 -- None: You know, but here's one.
  • 191 -- None: I don't know what it's.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_05: But I'm going to put you right now, okay?
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_05: Yo quito ban.
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, yo quiro taco bells.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_05: You hear it?
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_05: Yo quiro taco bells.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_02: Can we hear another one?
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let me see.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_05: This Christmas wants to see if this one works.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_05: That's a Christmas one.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_05: A couple of them don't see nothing anymore.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_05: Here's one.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure what he's saying.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_05: Whatever you're supposed to be saying, you know?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_05: But anyway, there's 16 of them all together.
  • 210 -- None: Have a New Year, I'd be going.
  • 211 -- None: Have a New Year.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_02: But anyway, that's what I got.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd be interested in them.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_02: Especially since the new Pope said that dogs go to heaven.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_02: Did you hear about that at all?
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_02: You want me to do what now?
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_02: No, the Pope.
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_02: You know the Pope?
  • 219 -- None: Pope?
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the new Pope.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_02: He just made an announcement that dogs go to heaven, which hasn't been said till now.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's right.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_05: That's right.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_05: He did, didn't he.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_05: See, I'm sorry.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't hear you.
  • 227 -- None: You're absolutely right.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_02: So I wanted to get these chihuahuas going.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_02: And if you got one that talks about Gorlupas or Tostadas.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I've got one in there that says something about Gorbacas, I'm not sure what it is.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, here.
  • 233 -- None: Hey, well, Gorbacca.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_02: Huh?
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_05: I got to see, I haven't put away.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_05: my room this way.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, um, you know, I got a little bit of a toothache.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh, so if I bought all these from you, do you have any pain pills that you could maybe share with me?
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_05: No, I sure don't.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_05: Absolutely not.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_02: You got any rum or anything like that?
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, no.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, how about some Christmas cookies?
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_05: Uh, well, how would a Christmas cookie help your tea?
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I'd chew it on the other side of my mouth.
  • 246 -- None: Ha, ha, ha.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know what my wife has in the house. I'm not sure.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_05: I would have to say no right now.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_02: Maybe you, um.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_02: want to go dancing, the three of us, you, your wife and I?
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_05: No, no, that's not going to happen at all.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_05: If you want to buy the two hours or three or something for it, that's fine.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_05: Otherwise, the conversation is over.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you sure you don't have any pain pills?
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_05: Absolutely, I don't.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_02: Maybe in storage?
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: No, I don't think so. Thank you very much for your call. I appreciate it.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, are you sure you don't want to go dancing, the three of us?
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_05: No, absolutely not.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_02: Why?
  • 261 -- None: Because I don't.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_02: Maybe this weekend. We don't have to do it now.
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_05: No, no. No.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't very social, so let's just forget this conversation and call it quick.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_02: All right. Thank you.
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, can I talk to your wife?
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_05: No, no, no, absolutely not.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_02: Why not?
  • 269 -- None: Because that's it, no.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on, just for a minute.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_05: Bye-bye.