Longmont Potion Castle 13 (2017)

Longmont Potion Castle 13

Track 17: LPC 13 Medley Reprise

Last modified: 2025-02-12T08:40:46
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_04: Unidentified caller, what do you need?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm Sasha with Downy Flake Waffles, and I'd like to get you down and try some frozen waffles with us.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_04: What are my little bomb with that?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_04: Bring jackass. What do you want?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, why don't you come try some frozen waffles there, guy? They're real good.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you go and jack off?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_05: Downey Flake Waffles.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: Anybody there?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_05: What's going on?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_05: What do you need?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you gay in over 21?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_05: What time is it?
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_05: What time is it up there?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's so gay.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you doing?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm fucking playing with my talk.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_00: I bet.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_08: How can I help you, please?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: Wow.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: You had a nut on the phone there.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_08: Pardon me?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: I said there was some nut on the phone just now.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_06: Can I help you, then?
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, there you go.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Wow.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you into hip-hop and shit and listen to Bernice?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: You listen to Bernice?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: What a fucking homo.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: You like new band.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: Huh, man? You like corn?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: You're such a bag.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: Shrimp connection?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, I got some shrimp up bar, and I got home and I waited if I didn't get nearly enough shrimp with my order.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_05: I came up bar now.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_05: And I made my order fair and square, and then I turned around, high-tailed at home.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_05: I wanted to eat the sons of guns.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_05: You got me?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_07: Got me, got me, got.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_05: But then I realized that I don't.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_05: I only got two, three shrimps.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_05: My portion was real miniature.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, shit.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_05: So what are we going to do here about you?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you're full of shit, what you are.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: What are we going to do about you?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: No, you're full of shit.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_04: Come back.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_04: Shrimp connection.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't get nearly enough shrimp in my order there, sir.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm looking to make it right here today.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_05: Can I get a refund?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_03: you are. And you keep calling me with the same complaint. Now, where were you?
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: What are you, uh, dingling?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I'm a dingling. Oh, yeah.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_03: So, um, yeah. So what did you get?
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_05: You took my money, and you didn't give me a doggone thing, partner.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_05: You left with nothing after I took your money?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_05: You took my money.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_05: My money. You took my money.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm supposed to do.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_05: I just want my money back.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you. Where am I going to send it?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_05: I'll come up and get it from you.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, why don't you come on?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you come on?
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I don't know where the hell you are.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you step up to the plate?
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_03: Come on to Greenboro, North Carolina.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll see you at cross, because.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_05: I'll meet you at midnight tonight.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_05: I want you to have cash in hand.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I always travel with cash.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_05: You tell a man you're going to get him with full.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_05: order and he gets a partial order.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: You're in a heap of trouble up there.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, shit.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll see you at midnight.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_05: Where's my damn money?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_05: Where's my damn money?
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_05: In my pocket.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_05: Give it here.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_05: Pay me what I need.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_05: Give me what I need.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_07: Give me what I need.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_06: Give me what I need.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_04: Shit.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_04: Shrimp connection.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to need a refund on my shrimp.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't get enough.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, listen, asshole.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_03: I was at Costco the other night at midnight waiting on you.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, hey, I was there, too.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, bullshit.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_03: You don't know about in the down parking lot for me.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_05: You never showed up there.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_03: Bullshit.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_03: Let me make this real clear to you.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_05: What's that?
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_03: Go fucking sell and leave me along.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, why don't you speak English?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_02: Impact drug and alcohol treatment center.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Steve.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_05: I've got a quartered individual.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_05: to bring in there this afternoon
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_05: named Skippy.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_02: Who's scheduling Skippy?
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: He's just having a real hard time of Justin.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you talk to him for a moment?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_02: But first of all, who from Impact scheduled him?
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_05: That information I don't have at my finger.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_02: Because we don't just bring people in at our court orders.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you talk to Skippy for a moment?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_05: Just let him know that he'll be in good hands.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_02: Do you have a contact person?
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_02: What do you need?
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_06: What's up, Skippy?
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_06: This is Skippy.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_06: That sounds like that.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_06: What do you need?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you're trying to need.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_06: I have to try to need.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_02: We would have to fail for this.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you, can you just try to talk to sense?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_05: listen to him, please. I'm trying to hold the guy down to talk to you here.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_06: Wow.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_05: Here, talk to him. Just try.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_06: What do you do you need?
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_06: Tell me what you need.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_06: I don't know what you need.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_06: What are you doing to need?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_06: What do you need?
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_05: He took off.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, my God.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_02: Why couldn't you hold him down?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_05: I try. He's a big fella.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_05: My name's David Chandler. I'm an attorney.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_05: Skippy was court-ordered to get some rehabilitation.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: I thought you guys could, you know, sort of grease the wheel, sort of speak.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_02: Skippy has to have a willing heart.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, here you again.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_05: Skipie, talk to this Jones again.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_06: What do you try to do?
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_06: Even.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_02: Who is that?
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, who am I speaking with?
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: David Chandler, attorney?
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_02: You're sticking to the script?
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_05: That's my profession.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_02: So, how may I help you, David?
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_05: I wanted you to talk to Skippy.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_02: Put Skippy on the phone.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, I'll hear him.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_08: Thank you for calling Lindsay. This is Jenny. How can I help you?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_08: This is Lindsay Golf Course. Jenny is speaking. May I help you?
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello. Hello? Is there anything I can help you with today?
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_08: Well, hello. Ableton support. This is Lucas. How can I help?
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_05: This is Stewie. I'm trying to use this recording program here, and I'm just having a heck of a time here. Everything's warbling and fouled up.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Yeah, I'm happy to help here. Can I get the email address of your Ableton.com account?
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_05: It's Dickie.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_05: at primemail.biz. And I'm just having a gargantuan problem here with my recording and
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: playback. There's cross-talk and cancellation on pretty much everything I try to do, and it's just not
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_05: helping. I went to guitar center, and they're not able to tell me a doggone thing.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Let's see. I don't see, I'm not seeing an account under this, Dickie. Is that D-I-C-K-Y?
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_05: It's I-E. It's I-E. It's I-E. And then it's Prime-M-M-A.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_01: L-P-R-I-M-E-M-E-A-L-B-I-Z?
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm not, I'm not seeing an account under that email address.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_01: Um, is there maybe another one of the, the, the...
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not sure.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_05: Were you coming from now?
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_05: I was here.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_05: I can't...
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_05: What's that?
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_05: It's things defective, sir.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_01: Um, I just, yeah.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm...
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_05: I paid cash on the barrel, and I'm hearing...
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_01: Which version of live are you using here?
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm here in...
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_05: Version 10.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_05: I paid cash all in the barrel, and I'm here in bullfrogs and...
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_05: birds and everything, going on bubbles.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm wondering if maybe you've got the wrong product here.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_01: We don't have a live 10.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_05: Or 1.0, I guess.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_01: We also don't. I mean, live 1.0 is a product for 1999, so I don't think that's it.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_05: Do you know what phase cancellation sounds like?
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, absolutely.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_05: Like, oh, really?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_05: It sounds like snakes are nesting inside of my recordings.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_05: I got an acoustic guitar inside of my recordings.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_05: I got it sounds like a sit tar going wild and up there.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, and so, yeah, so, I'm hearing...
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately, I can't really help you out further if you can't give me a...
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing different languages on tape, different languages.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing insects and wildlife.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_05: This is just an acoustic-based project that I'm trying to run here.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_01: Interesting. I see.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_05: So can't we work something through?
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_05: I went to guitar center, and they told me to call you.
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_05: I can't make that.
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_05: I haven't made it.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_05: I can't make it work with the sounds I'm hearing.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I see.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_01: I see that sounds pretty tricky there.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_01: Definitely hearing some strange things over here on my end as well.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_01: Everything's a double-time.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm hearing foreign languages.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_01: I've got to say, your voice sounds very familiar.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_01: I feel like maybe I've spoken with you before.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I've had this issue pop up from time to time.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_05: It sounds like I got a frog inside of my microphone here.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_01: I see.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_01: It's always like I got a frog.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, I do think that sounds like you've got a pretty serious problem there,
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_01: but without figuring out your license details here, I can't really spend any more time with you.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_01: I've given you my email address.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_05: I've got my receipt in hand.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_01: I can tell you what, I can't stay on the phone here with you,
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_01: but I'm happy to send you an email about address.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_01: And if you can just reply to that, we'll kind of work towards figuring out what's going on with your license there.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_05: It sounds like I got a primate running.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_05: Wow.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_05: in my recording space.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_01: I understand, sir, definitely.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_01: Look, I can't really spend any more time on the phone here with you,
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_01: but I appreciate you, Colin, and maybe try us back another time.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_01: I would love to recommend that you call us back.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, thanks for calling and bye.