Longmont Potion Castle 14 (2017)

Longmont Potion Castle 14

Track 1: LPC 14 Medley

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:41:59
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Crime Desk, what can I do for you?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm called from Radio Shack.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_04: Can I talk to the gentleman of the house from Radio Shack.com?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what about it?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I got a triangular printer that's brand new.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_04: It's a triangle, and it's Prisman.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_04: And I got a woman to talk to you about its own special.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_04: Sir, Radio Shack.com.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, you're either jacked up a marijuana, or...
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: of pot, and I just traced your number, you son of a bitch.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, what's good?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is Brent. What's up?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: Who's this?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Brent Bump.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck is this?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_04: My name's Brent Bump.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_04: Fixing the list of freaking weights up.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Man, you don't fucking talk rat. I can't hear shit, homie.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to start out lifting 25 pounds.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_04: about 80 times.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_04: Then I'm going to lift 75 pounds about 200 times.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_04: And I'm going to lift 200 pounds about 50 times.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: And I don't give a fuck what you're about to do.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_04: My body is going to get so pumped up.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to bounce you.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I give a no fuck.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't mean, shut the fuck up.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to bounce you off.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_04: Yo, man, I'm going to get pumped up and bump you around a little bit.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Niggit, the fuck.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_01: Fuck you're talking about. Shut your bitch eyes up, nigga.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the fuck this is.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to bump you onto the ground, man.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to lift 200 pounds.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_04: All right.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to pick that.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_04: Nick, shut your ass up.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to throw you down.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_04: You got me?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Nick, who the fuck is this, nigga?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_04: Our last name's bump.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_04: And I'm fixing to pick you up and put your back down about 75 times.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: Bro, shut your old bitch hands up, nigga.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know who the fuck this is.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_01: Shut your ass up.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: Go call someone else.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: Shake you around.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: A car someone else, nigga.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_01: What's up?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, man.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_04: You're ready to film my group?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to grip hold of you and pick you up.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_04: About 80 times up down.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, shut your bitch ass up, nigga.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm about to fucking answer your cars, nigga.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: You're annoying ass fuck.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: Shut your ass up.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to pick you up down.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_04: And up down.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_04: 75-taire.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_04: Ah.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: You dog-ass niggas niggas.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to bump you up and put you back down.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Haywood with food and friends.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you today, sir?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Haywood with food and friends.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_04: Grocery store.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you today, sir?
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm fine.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_03: I got some food right here.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_04: Excuse me?
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_04: It's just a promotion, sir.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_04: I wanted to let you know that...
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't want to hear about it, okay?
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_03: The only promotions I'm interested is my...
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: You know what?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: Who are you again?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_04: Uh, you want to get a pen this time?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_04: Jot it down.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_04: My name's Aywood.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_04: Are you getting killed with me?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, how are you today?
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_04: I would like to hear you say.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you today?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_04: I would like to hear you say.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_03: Ah!
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_03: Why do you let these people call?
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_04: I would not to say you are not doing very good good day.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_04: I do.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_04: Why?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_04: I do.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm by the entrance here at Food and Friends.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_04: We're going to be looking for some real candid responses about your weight,
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_04: any odors you might have, and so forth, okay?
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_04: So if you got a gumball in your mouth...
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know who you are.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know where you're from.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know how you got this fucking number.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_03: But if you ever show up with my fucking house,
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to pull your fucking brains out!
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_04: If you got a gumball in your mouth, just spit it out.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_04: This is time to make your voice count.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_04: Just skip the mush mouth business, okay, guy?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_04: Now...
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are...
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_04: Who the fuck?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_04: Who?
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, another thing, check out our insert in Hustler magazine this month
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_04: for our 7, 8, 9-inch fingerling potatoes.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_04: No.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_04: No.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_04: This promotion is just eaten up back here.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_04: So peel them back, load them up, and just lick your lips, all right?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_04: And grip hold of our goodies like there's no tomorrow.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_04: All right.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_04: And remember, our sale price is firm.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_04: Real firm.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_04: You got me?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, right.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_04: And over in aisle nine,
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_04: here at Food and Friends, we got our compost heap fired up, ready to go.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_04: We need everybody to step up to the plate, just dump your cabbage and you're squash in the aisle
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_04: and get hopping up and down.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_04: Just mush your mulching.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you still talking to me?
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_04: Right into the ground.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_04: Just smush your goop all up and down.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_04: Wait, who are you?
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_04: We got people leaping up and down.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_04: We got people leaping all around.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_04: And we got a fractal cactus.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_04: We got a holistic.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_04: Medicine man on premise.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but listen.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, okay?
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll buy it.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_02: Whatever you want, however much, just leave me alone.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, and just remember the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, you go digging around any deeper than that.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_04: Things get a lot chunkier and much, much chewier down there.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_04: Your chip won't fit.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_04: The thing will break off on you.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_03: I want it.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_03: I want it.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_03: I want it.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_03: Give me, please.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_03: Give me the guacamole.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_03: And leave me the fucking.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_03: Go on!
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_03: Mr. Haywood, I'm going to crack you in two, okay, like a two-by-four, okay?
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_03: Like a fucking stump that a wood person cuts with an axe.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_03: You are fucking dead!
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_09: 630K out.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_03: An I-Heart radio station.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_09: Hi, Tom Martino here. Welcome.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_09: 303-713-255.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_09: Grover's got a comment on that Rocky Mountain painting and the door jam with that woman.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_09: What's your comment there, Grover?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_04: This lady had a house.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_04: She owned a house.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_04: She says, how do people like that get a house?
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_04: She was so mealy-mouthed.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_04: I couldn't believe it.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_09: So would you feel she was like, what, nitpicking?
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_04: She was on the air for two days.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, this guy's ripping me off, but I don't want you to talk to him.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, be nice to him.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, maybe I should talk to my dad.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah, miss that yesterday.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_09: She goes, if I put him on the phone, just don't yell at him.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_09: Thank you, Grover.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_04: Dan.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, wow.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_09: Wow.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_09: Dan, what's happening?
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_09: Dan?
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't hear Dan, so I'm just going to go.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, Shuck.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_09: Skipper, what's going on with your cell phone?
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi, I bought a cell phone new at the shop at Colfax and Potomac, right off Potomac there.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_09: Now, you bought a new cell phone, very seldom to people just buy a cell phone.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_09: They usually sign up with a carrier.
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_09: Now, was this a store, a carrier, or just buying the phone?
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_04: It's a store called Big Mama's.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_04: I just bought the phone.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_04: right. It's a Motorola.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay. And what kind of phone?
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_04: Motorola, Z-Force.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_09: Z-Force. Is it an older one or is it one of the newer ones?
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_04: It's one of the newer ones. And I'm hearing voices and beeping and crazy sounds.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_04: And when I call them, they say they're not responsible for the learning curve of the end user.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_04: But that's not what it's about.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_09: Now, this was a brand new phone, right?
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay. And what carrier do you have?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_04: AT&T. And it's going crazy.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_04: making noises and sounds and it's freaking out. The phone is.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_09: Really? And how are you at technology? Are you pretty good?
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what's going on with this for. I don't know what all. I'm all right.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, he's joking. You're joking me, bud.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_09: Huh? Come on. You just did that with your voice. How'd you do that?
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_09: Big Mammis is the one who sold it to me. Do it again. Do it again, Skipper. Make your voice go
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_04: slow again. Big Mammis is the one who sold it to me.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_09: Make it go slower.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_09: How do you do that?
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what you're talking about my phone.
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_09: Do you have, Gipper, do you have a synthesizer?
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_04: It's this phone.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm telling you, this phone is whacked out.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_09: Let me know how you're doing that.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_09: I want it for my phone.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_09: How are you doing it?
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_04: It's flacked out something fierce.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_04: I could tell you that right now.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_04: What's this phone?
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_04: What is the name of the app for you using?
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_04: I went to Big Mommas on POTOMAC.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_09: I want to know the name of that app.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_09: Get it out of Fattie.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_09: Try to find out what app to use.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_09: to do that since that voice of this stuff.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_09: I like that.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_09: I imagine there are numbers.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_09: Say, I'm looking up to see the Force Motorola.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't even, oh, yeah, I don't even see one.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, yeah, I see one.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_09: There actually is one.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_09: But I thought he's not for real.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_09: He doesn't have a problem.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_09: That is pretty cool, though.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello, I'm here.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_07: I am Messiah.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_07: I am the embodiment of God.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_08: I am divinity and humanity combined.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_08: I swear it.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_08: One day, by myself, I sat down in my chair, just relaxing, and then God said to me,
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_08: you are Messiah.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_08: I am Messiah.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm very sensitive what God says to me, and I must obey my father's instructions.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I'll tell you one thing is that you are not God, and that is seriously.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_07: I am Messiah.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_05: No, you are not.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_05: The Messiah is God.
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: God, and you are not the Messiah.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_05: He came once, and that's all he was supposed to do was come once, and handle the atonement,
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_05: the resurrection, and fulfill the 250 prophecies from the Old Testament.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_05: No, no.
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_05: How many have you fulfilled?
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_05: How many have you fulfilled?
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_08: I was educated in your world.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_05: How many have you fulfilled?
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, none.
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_05: None.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_05: None?
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_05: No.
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_05: None.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_05: No.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_05: No.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_05: No, you haven't risen from the dead.
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_05: You haven't healed the sick or raised the dead.
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_05: These were all markers of the true Messiah.
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_05: And the Messiah is God, the eternal son.
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_05: You are not the eternal son.
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_05: You are a creation made in God's image, but you are not the image of God.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_06: It is a defining moment, and God's people are going to be...
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, somebody has led you...
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_05: Somebody has led you horribly...
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_05: astray in your thinking and in your heart.
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_05: To say the things that you're saying is blasphemous.
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_08: We are naked and unashamed.
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_05: That means, that means, well, naked and unashamed.
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_05: What does that mean?
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_05: Think about that what that means.
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_05: It means transparency.
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_05: Naked and unashamed means God sees us as we really are.
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_05: As stumbled, as stumbled as inner.
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_05: And Messiah was not a sinner.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_05: You are.
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_05: I am.
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_05: We are stumbled.
  • 296 -- SPEAKER_05: You've gotten some bad information.
  • 297 -- SPEAKER_06: My dad said that he was God.
  • 298 -- SPEAKER_06: And, well, it's a great honor to be that closely associated with Messiah and to be somebody
  • 299 -- SPEAKER_06: that he would count as one of his most intimate associates.
  • 300 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry your father claimed to be God because he was not.
  • 301 -- SPEAKER_05: Because he probably made a very point.
  • 302 -- SPEAKER_05: God.
  • 303 -- SPEAKER_08: It wasn't at my instruction or behest.
  • 304 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, no.
  • 305 -- SPEAKER_05: The instruction, you know, wherever you think you've gotten that instruction,
  • 306 -- SPEAKER_05: that says there is a way that seems right into the man, but the end leads in eternal death.
  • 307 -- SPEAKER_05: Be very careful.
  • 308 -- SPEAKER_05: You are sitting yourself on a very slippery slope if you truly preach and believe what you're saying.
  • 309 -- SPEAKER_05: Because if you truly believe what you're saying.
  • 310 -- SPEAKER_05: Because if you truly believe what you're saying.
  • 311 -- SPEAKER_05: that does not make it true.
  • 312 -- SPEAKER_05: That's subjective.
  • 313 -- SPEAKER_08: I would have more authority to touch the soul than a MD would.
  • 314 -- SPEAKER_08: MDs aren't prepared for what I've had to do.
  • 315 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, I've got to go now.
  • 316 -- SPEAKER_08: So thank you for your call.
  • 317 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you for your call.
  • 318 -- SPEAKER_08: I appreciate it.
  • 319 -- SPEAKER_08: Goodbye.
  • 320 -- SPEAKER_05: Goodbye.
  • 321 -- SPEAKER_08: Having sex was God's instructions.