Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Longmont Potion Castle 16

Track 6: LPC 16 Medley 2

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:42:08
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_02: Emilio.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, who's calling?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Guy.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_02: All right?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_02: And listen, I need to borrow you guys' living room.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_02: I got your number online.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_02: We're just looking to have a friendly card game.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_02: Just need to borrow your living room for a couple hours.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know who you are.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_02: Not a problem.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_02: Not a problem there.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_05: No, but I don't do stuff like that.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know who guy is.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_02: Like what?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_02: That's me.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_02: Huh?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't even know you.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, we're going to get together and play cards, aren't we?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_02: You'll get to know me then.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know you.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_05: Why would I get together with you?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I got cigars, I got poker chips, I got a deck of cards.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_02: I got about three or four good old boys with me.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_02: It'll be a great time.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_02: It'll be a great time.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't even know you.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_05: We're going to call in this number.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to borrow your living room this week, okay, for about two hours.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_05: Quit calling this number.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_02: What's a good time to come up there?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_05: What's wrong with you?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: Are you, have mental issues or what?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_02: No.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_02: Do you guys have any ground beef?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_02: up there because we need to cook some stew and stuff when we get there, okay?
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll be there tomorrow.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_02: We can just work it out between 7 and 9 o'clock at night, okay?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_05: No, you are.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you need to take some mental medication.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_02: What's that supposed to mean?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_02: This is going to be a Wednesday night card game.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_05: That means you're a crazy guy.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_02: It's going to be a Thursday night card game.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_02: That's all there is to it.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_05: No, there's nothing to it.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_05: You're just a weirdo.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, I got your number online.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_02: I got your number online.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: Where did you get it?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_05: What do you mean online?
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: From where?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_02: Aren't you in the community?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you in the community?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_02: or aren't you?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_05: No.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_02: No.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_02: No?
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_02: Look, just go pick up some ground beef and set up your card table and then we'll be there at
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_02: 7 o'clock.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, 7 o'clock, okay?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_02: 7 o'clock sharp.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_05: No, quit call in this number.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_02: I will because we're just going to come over, all right?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_02: And then have your...
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, you're a weirdo, man.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_02: What is that supposed to me?
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_05: Let me report you to the police officers for harassment.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_02: It's sworn in the Bible.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_02: It will occur.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_02: Guy.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_02: Guy.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: Guy.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_02: Cox.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_02: And what's your address?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, buddy, I got your number online.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_02: You know, you...
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: It doesn't matter where you got my number.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_02: You signed up for this, don't you know?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't sign up for anything.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, the heck you didn't.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_05: Let me have your address.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_02: What's your address?
  • 87 -- None: So we could go over there with a police officer and get this squared away.
  • 88 -- None: I am the embodiment of God.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_05: I am.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_05: You need to take some medication.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_02: I got a six-pack of beer.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to show up with a beer and some cards and a cigars.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm going to show up with a fucking gun and blow your fucking brains out if you keep
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: fucking with me.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_02: We're just going to play a friendly game with cards.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_02: You're going to love it.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_02: You're going to love it.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_05: If you want to fucking die, come fuck with me then.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_02: A piece of shit.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_02: Quit calling over here.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_02: Dino.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to bring Rai.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to bring them all over with me.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hello.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_02: Is John there?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's this?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Dewey.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_02: I just moved in around the way from you guys a couple days ago.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_02: How's it going?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know you.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm your new neighbor.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: I noticed you were outside last couple days, and I'm a whipmaster.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a whipmaster.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_02: I go outside and I use my horse whip.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_02: And so I want to make sure you're going to be inside today or out of the way for safety.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_02: Where do you live?
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_02: I just live.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_02: live across the way.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_02: So I just want to get with you and make sure everybody.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_04: Come to the apartment number.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, I'm new to the area, all right.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm checking with you.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_02: What do you want me to do?
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_02: What do you suggest I do?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_04: How did you get this number?
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_02: Old Ironsides gave me the number at the gas station here.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a friend of mine up.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_04: You're not making any sense and I don't trust you.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, buddy.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_02: I use a number.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_02: a whip. I'm an honest man.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_02: And I'm just looking out for you.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_04: You're looking out for me.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, I am. I got a 28-foot horse whip.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_02: I get that thing spinning around. That looks like a propeller flying through the air.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay. And so where are you going to use this horsewhip?
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what I'm asking. You got a better place than others I can get practicing. I was just going to go right outside.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes. Yes.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I guess when I see you outside, we'll talk then.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_04: Other than that, don't call me again.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, don't come outside.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_02: You understand?
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, well.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm making sense to you.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_04: And your name is?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Dewey, and Old Ironsides gave me your phone number.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_04: You have to give me a better name than Old Ironsides.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_02: You got to be kidding me here, Jack.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_04: No, it'd be John.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_04: And no, I'm not kidding you.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_04: Give me a better name.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, they call me the Scorpion.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_02: That's what they call me.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_02: I get that whip-
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_02: I want to know.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_02: I want to know.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_04: I want to know old Ironside's name.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, he's up at the filling station up there down the road.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a good guy, straight shooter up.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_02: Real straight shooter up.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I'll guarantee.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_04: you, I'm a straight shooter, too, and I'll kill your fucking ass if I got to. So don't fucking
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_04: call me again.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_02: Don't fiddle with me, guy.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, Nancy.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this thing?
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Chester. I'm your new neighbor. And listen, I'm sorry to bother you. I'm new to the area here.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_01: What neighbor? Where are you my neighbor?
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm just round the corner off to the right there. My phone, it actually doesn't have,
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, what town are you even talking about?
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure, sure.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_02: It doesn't have an eight, so I needed to borrow your phone.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_02: I got to make a very important call.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you talking?
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you talking about?
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_02: If I maybe pay you some money, I need to make a very important phone call, Nancy, here tonight.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_02: And my phone doesn't have the numeral eight on it, you know?
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know we've never met, but I'd consider it a big, big favorite.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_01: And I am not your neighbor.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, you are, yeah. Oh, yeah. I walked by when you were outside. Oh, sure. Oh, uh-huh, ha, ha, ha, just for a few minutes.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_02: And I'm not there now anyway. Well, I can meet you when it's convenient for you. My phone does not have an eight. It does not have it. And I'm sorry, I'm going to make a phone call.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry. You're going to have to get your own phone.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_02: No, I'll just go to your door and wait for you to come home. And then when you get home, we'll get on the phone.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_01: No, you will not, sir. I'll call the police. The police. You are not going to wait at my door. I'll just wait in the back.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll just wait in the backyard and then when you get home.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_02: No, you are not going to wait.
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_05: Why is that?
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_02: I get home.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_02: I will call the police.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_02: Don't call the police.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_02: Good luck.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_00: Sergeant Papers, how may I help you?
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Sergeant, I've got an opossum here.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_02: He took off with my wristwatch and my
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_02: billfold, and this thing is running, wow.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_02: So I need an officer out here.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_01: A year calling the Indiana State Police.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_01: Where are you located?
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm up here in Monroe County.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to call in Monroe Sheriff's Department.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, we need to get a constable up here. This thing has my wristwatch, sir.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_02: Can you send someone by and tase this animal?
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_00: You're a joke.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Ryan.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_02: Is this Ryan?
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes, it is.
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_02: Huh, that doesn't sound like you.
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_01: And who is this?
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_01: It is a defining moment, and God's people are going to be vindicated, and the world is going to be judged.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_01: It's final.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_01: You can take that to the bank.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_01: We're done.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_01: We're talking about leaving the earth.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_02: You got me?
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_02: First thing tomorrow.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_02: morning. Get your fishing rod and your hairbrush and meet me outside and we'll put our forces
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_02: together. You know what I mean?
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure. Stick your chin up towards the sky and wait for salvation kind of thing.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_02: Bright and early tomorrow.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you think so? With fishing?
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, that comes later. You know, you'll find out about it after I do. Not before.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_02: You got me straight there, Ryan, because I'm leading the charge here. Oh, big time. Oh,
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_02: yeah. Oh, really?
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_02: So I'll get with you about six.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_02: 7 a.m. I'll brush your hair, make sure you're presentable.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_04: Sound good? Okay. Sounds great.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_02: You're tough, tough, tough, tough. Oh, big time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, did you want to
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_02: maybe come by and look at my posters? I got a Jacqueline Smith poster. Jacklin Smith. Real nice.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_02: About eight feet tall poster I got from the 70s.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_02: I want to take a good look at it. She's got a helmet on, but trust me, she looks. She looks good.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_02: Good, dude. Good.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah?
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_04: What are the kind of posters you got?
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_02: Hot stuff. Hot stuff. Got that lady from Sesame Street, but it was before she was on Sesame Street.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_02: Real different.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to get real different tomorrow, and we'll watch some electric company.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I hope so. All right? Some reruns.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_04: I would love to.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, good. I'll see you then.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah. Oh, uh-huh. Bye-bye.
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah. Hi.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi. I'm looking for some, you know, some marshmallows, you know?
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_05: Some marshmallows?
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just like two or three ounces, two or three grams, whatever you got.
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_02: Who is who is this?
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Percival.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm driving right now, you know, so I can be there, you know, before you close. Just help me out.
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_05: Our store closes at 8 o'clock.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_02: Come on, I just need some marshmallows.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know. We might have rice crisps, but we don't have any marshmallows.
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_02: Come on, hook me up. You can do it. You got a globulo bar?
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_05: No, we got no gooey things.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_05: Just gems in jewelry.
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_02: If I brought my own.
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_02: straw, like a flexible
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_02: straw, can I just go ahead and dip it into
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_02: whatever I need?
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know, man.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_03: You have some weird trip you're going on, huh?
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm ready to do a transaction,
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_02: my dear woman.
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah?
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know. I don't know if I have a transaction
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_05: that's good for you.
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_02: I think we can put something together mathematically
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_02: and it'll job just fine.
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_02: If you're reading my mail on that one?
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_05: You need your mail?
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_05: All right, why did you send me an email?
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_02: Let me just dip my straw
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_02: onto whatever I need.
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_05: Sounds fun, man.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_05: I wish I had some of what you're on.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll be there within the hour and we'll get dipping.
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_02: We'll get dipping high and low and in between.
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll be there within the hour and we'll get dipping.
  • 296 -- SPEAKER_03: We'll get dipping high and low and in between.
  • 297 -- SPEAKER_03: Sounds good.
  • 298 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll be there within the hour and we'll get dipping.
  • 299 -- SPEAKER_03: We'll get dipping high and low and in between.
  • 300 -- SPEAKER_03: Sound good.
  • 301 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll be there.
  • 302 -- SPEAKER_03: within the hour and we'll get dipping. We'll get dipping high and low and in between.
  • 303 -- SPEAKER_03: Sound good.