Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Longmont Potion Castle 16

Track 11: LPC 16 Medley 3

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:42:08
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  • 1 -- Woman #1: Hello?
  • 2 -- LPC: Hi, how are you tonight?
  • 3 -- Woman #1: I'm doing fine.
  • 4 -- LPC: Oh, good.
  • 5 -- LPC: Listen, I'm going to be revving up my jackhammer.
  • 6 -- LPC: I just wanted to clear it with you, make sure that was all right.
  • 7 -- Woman #1: What you're talking about?
  • 8 -- Wayne Bent: Yes, yes.
  • 9 -- LPC: I'm going to get my jackhammer cranked up here tonight, ma'am.
  • 10 -- LPC: It's going to make some loud volume.
  • 11 -- LPC: I just wanted to make sure that was okay with you.
  • 12 -- Woman #1: Oh, we're our neighbors?
  • 13 -- LPC: Yeah, we're your neighbor.
  • 14 -- LPC: Uh-huh. Yeah, uh-huh.
  • 15 -- LPC: I'm going to plug it in.
  • 16 -- LPC: to your outlet out front, okay, with my extension cord.
  • 17 -- LPC: Is that okay?
  • 18 -- Woman #1: What you want?
  • 19 -- Woman #1: Huh?
  • 20 -- LPC: I'm not?
  • 21 -- Woman #1: He warns.
  • 22 -- Woman #1: He wants.
  • 23 -- Woman #1: No.
  • 24 -- LPC: Why not?
  • 25 -- LPC: Well, I'm just going to plug it in right now for a few minutes, okay?
  • 26 -- Woman #1: You don't want you in our yard.
  • 27 -- LPC: Just for a couple minutes, okay?
  • 28 -- LPC: It's not going to be a big deal.
  • 29 -- LPC: I can give you two, three dollars.
  • 30 -- Emilio: Hello.
  • 31 -- LPC: Hey, Emilio.
  • 32 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 33 -- LPC: Hey, this is Dale.
  • 34 -- Emilio: Dale, who is this?
  • 35 -- LPC: Where you from?
  • 36 -- LPC: I'm from solar fantasies.
  • 37 -- LPC: I do solar panels.
  • 38 -- Emilio: Okay, what's going on?
  • 39 -- LPC: I'm going to be on the rooftops tomorrow, getting some measurements up there.
  • 40 -- Emilio: It's too late to be calm.
  • 41 -- LPC: No, I'm going to be up there at 4 a.m., guy, in the morning.
  • 42 -- Emilio: You're going to be what, at 4 a.m.?
  • 43 -- LPC: On the rooftop, yeah.
  • 44 -- Emilio: You ain't going to be on my roof at 4 a.m. shit.
  • 45 -- LPC: Yes, I am.
  • 46 -- LPC: Then I'll let you know how much is going to go.
  • 47 -- LPC: Oh, come on down, man.
  • 48 -- Emilio: I'll beat the fuck at you.
  • 49 -- Emilio: I'll throw you right off that roof.
  • 50 -- LPC: No, guy.
  • 51 -- LPC: I'm doing this as a favor.
  • 52 -- LPC: Hey, Arthur.
  • 53 -- Arthur: Yeah.
  • 54 -- LPC: Hey, this is Timmy.
  • 55 -- Arthur: Who?
  • 56 -- LPC: Timmy.
  • 57 -- LPC/Arthur: Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, hey, do me a favor.
  • 58 -- LPC: Would you bring your receptacles and your bins closer into your house?
  • 59 -- LPC: Kind of an eyesore out here.
  • 60 -- LPC: All right, up 'ere?
  • 61 -- Arthur: Who's this?
  • 62 -- LPC: I'm in the community, and I don't like what I see you up here.
  • 63 -- LPC: Straighten it up a bit, and you understand?
  • 64 -- LPC: Am I making sense?
  • 65 -- LPC: Am I getting through?
  • 66 -- Arthur: No, you're not getting through.
  • 67 -- LPC: Oh, no?
  • 68 -- LPC: Cheen, jean, jean.
  • 69 -- Arthur: Oh, my God, what a fucking idiot you are.
  • 70 -- LPC: Look, I just do it as a favor.
  • 71 -- LPC: and pick it up.
  • 72 -- LPC: All right.
  • 73 -- LPC: Get out there and strain it up.
  • 74 -- Arthur: Pick up what?
  • 75 -- LPC: Pick up your bins, guy.
  • 76 -- LPC: Your garbage can.
  • 77 -- Arthur: Where is it?
  • 78 -- LPC: It's a mess is what it is.
  • 79 -- Arthur: Where is it?
  • 80 -- LPC: It's too close to me.
  • 81 -- LPC: It's too close to my property line.
  • 82 -- LPC: And I don't like what I see.
  • 83 -- Arthur: What's your property line?
  • 84 -- Arthur: What's your address?
  • 85 -- LPC: You know, gargone, well, my address is.
  • 86 -- LPC: Pick it up.
  • 87 -- LPC: You got it?
  • 88 -- Arthur: Not tonight.
  • 89 -- LPC: What's it going to take for me to get through to you?
  • 90 -- None: Huh?
  • 91 -- LPC: What is it going to take?
  • 92 -- Arthur: I'll get rid of it tomorro morning.
  • 93 -- LPC: Tomorrow morning?
  • 94 -- LPC: You're full of excuses.
  • 95 -- LPC: Every time I turn around, huh?
  • 96 -- LPC: Oh, I'll do it later.
  • 97 -- LPC: It's not my problem.
  • 98 -- LPC: It's, you know, just getting gear, guy.
  • 99 -- LPC: All right.
  • 100 -- LPC: Comprendi, or?
  • 101 -- Arthur: Well, if you come on my property, then you'd better bring a body bag for yourself.
  • 102 -- LPC: I'll bring my horse whip if you try to give me any lip.
  • 103 -- LPC: And we'll see who needs the bags then, tough guy, huh?
  • 104 -- Arthur: Come on over.
  • 105 -- Arthur: Bring a body bag, boy.
  • 106 -- Arthur: I'd just love to do it.
  • 107 -- LPC: I'll bring my bull wet and take care you a one, two, three.
  • 108 -- LPC: Splat.
  • 109 -- LPC: That's it.
  • 110 -- LPC: End the story.
  • 111 -- Arthur: Bring anything you want, scumbag.
  • 112 -- Arthur: I'm waiting.
  • 113 -- LPC: You're going to be laying on the sidewalk.
  • 114 -- LPC: When I'm done with you, I'm going to roll you into traffic.
  • 115 -- LPC: What do you think of that one?
  • 116 -- Arthur: Do that.
  • 117 -- LPC: I'll do that.
  • 118 -- Arthur: Okay.
  • 119 -- Man #1: Hello?
  • 120 -- LPC: Hey, Stuart.
  • 121 -- Stuart: Yeah.
  • 122 -- LPC: Hi, how you doing?
  • 123 -- Stuart: Hey, I'm doing well.
  • 124 -- Stuart: How are you doing?
  • 125 -- LPC: Good.
  • 126 -- LPC: This is Rory.
  • 127 -- Stuart: Oh, Rory.
  • 128 -- Stuart: Oh, really?
  • 129 -- Arthur: Come over already.
  • 130 -- LPC: What are you doing, guy?
  • 131 -- LPC: I'm supposed to meet you outside.
  • 132 -- LPC: What are you doing?
  • 133 -- Arthur: I've been outside.
  • 134 -- Stuart: You're full of shit, man.
  • 135 -- Arthur: Yeah.
  • 136 -- Arthur: Ring my fucking bell then.
  • 137 -- Arthur: Come over already.
  • 138 -- Stuart: Hey, man, can you cut it with the language?
  • 139 -- Stuart: I've got my kid on the line here.
  • 140 -- Arthur: You got your kid on the line?
  • 141 -- Arthur: Ring my fucking bell.
  • 142 -- LPC: I'm going to bring your neck, guy.
  • 143 -- LPC: What I'm going
  • 144 -- LPC: to do.
  • 145 -- Arthur: Ring my neck then, you little dickhead.
  • 146 -- Stuart: Hey, again, language.
  • 147 -- Arthur: Fuck you, scumbag.
  • 148 -- Arthur: Ring my bell.
  • 149 -- Stuart: Hey.
  • 150 -- LPC: What do you prepare to do about it there, guy?
  • 151 -- Arthur: Ring my bell.
  • 152 -- Woman #1: and you'll see. *laughs*
  • 153 -- LPC: You're going to be seeing stars, guy, once I'm done pummeling you.
  • 154 -- LPC: You feel me?
  • 155 -- Arthur: Really?
  • 156 -- Arthur: I've been seeing stars when your daughter are sucking my dick.
  • 157 -- LPC: Hey, lookie here, bunghole.
  • 158 -- Stuart: Your going to see a black hole when I'm...
  • 159 -- LPC: I'm going to take care of you real quick.
  • 160 -- LPC: I'm going to take care of you tonight.
  • 161 -- LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • 162 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • 163 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • 164 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • 165 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • 166 -- Stuart: Hey, man, I think...
  • 167 -- LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • 168 -- Stuart: You what?
  • 169 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you real quick.
  • 170 -- Stuart: I think you're a pussy, man.
  • 171 -- LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • 172 -- Arthur: I'm going to lay you out.
  • 173 -- LPC: I'm going to take you real quick.
  • 174 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • 175 -- Stuart: I'm outside.
  • 176 -- LPC: I'm going to lay you out.
  • 177 -- LPC: I'm not going to take care of you real quick.
  • 178 -- LPC: I'm going to take care you tonight.
  • 179 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Hello?
  • 180 -- LPC: Hello?
  • 181 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Dark ages?
  • 182 -- LPC: Oh, the dark ages.
  • 183 -- LPC: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
  • 184 -- LPC: So, I need to get into a mystical
  • 185 -- LPC: pewter spiral formation.
  • 186 -- Woman at Dark Ages: We have pewter, yes.
  • 187 -- LPC: Okay, and I need a spiral and, I need a spiral and,
  • 188 -- LPC: some kind of gnome, made out of pewter.
  • 189 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Oh, I don't think we have.
  • 190 -- Woman at Dark Ages: We have the gnome, but it's not made of pewter.
  • 191 -- Woman at Dark Ages: The pewter, we have only dragons.
  • 192 -- LPC: Oh, you have a gnome?
  • 193 -- LPC: Oh, you have a gnome?
  • 194 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Yeah, but not the dragon, just the statue, like, made off, I think, as raisin.
  • 195 -- LPC: Tell me about the gnome.
  • 196 -- LPC: I want to know about the gnome.
  • 197 -- LPC: Tell me about the gnome.
  • 198 -- Woman at Dark Ages: It made all the raisin.
  • 199 -- LPC: Of rations.
  • 200 -- LPC: What are you squeaking about?
  • 201 -- LPC: Do you have any kind of a pewter overlord of some kind?
  • 202 -- Woman at Dark Ages: No, we have the pewter, but only dragons.
  • 203 -- LPC: Oh, a dragon. Wow.
  • 204 -- LPC: I want to get into a miniature liquefied gnome.
  • 205 -- LPC: No.
  • 206 -- LPC: If I can get that from you tonight in the midnight hour.
  • 207 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Uh...
  • 208 -- LPC: Throw some Chinese stars at it.
  • 209 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Okay.
  • 210 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Um, can you give me your phone number?
  • 211 -- Woman at Dark Ages: I'll send you the picture of what we have.
  • 212 -- LPC: Yeah, it's 885, 7,400.
  • 213 -- LPC: You bet.
  • 214 -- LPC: Have a good night.
  • 215 -- LPC: Thank you.
  • 216 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Good afternoon.
  • 217 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Thank you for calling Kevin Jewelers.
  • 218 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Lee speaking.
  • 219 -- Woman at Dark Ages: How can I help you?
  • 220 -- LPC: Yeah, do you guys got any pewter up there?
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_03: No.
  • 222 -- LPC: Oh, no.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_03: Hot topic.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_03: Elena, how can I help you?
  • 225 -- LPC: Yeah, we got Kevin Jewelers on the last.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_03: line? Kevin Jewelers is on the line?
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you have Hot Topic.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_03: How can I help you?
  • 229 -- LPC: Well, what's going on up?
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, I don't believe anything's going on outside.
  • 231 -- LPC: You don't believe anything's going on?
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't see anything going on outside.
  • 233 -- LPC: Oh, there's microorganisms everywhere, young lady.
  • 234 -- LPC: Did you ever stop to contemplate that?
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_03: Actually, I took a microbiology and food class, so I know a little bit more about that than you.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I'd help you with hot topic, why then?
  • 237 -- LPC: Yeah, I'd like to talk about the section of that.
  • 238 -- LPC: the female avian reproductive tract where the shell is added to the egg.
  • 239 -- LPC: It's also known as the shell gland in the scrub fowl.
  • 240 -- LPC: If you want to get into that.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about something like Hot Topic wise, though?
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_03: Because I do have some other things if you just want to talk about like microorganisms and stuff.
  • 243 -- LPC: Well, you're the one who said you knew about this, about that, about everything else.
  • 244 -- LPC: So let's get in a little pfowl, scrub fowl.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_03: Was there anything I could help you with that?
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_03: With Hot Topic related, though?
  • 247 -- LPC: The windpipe of the chicken.
  • 248 -- LPC: I don't want to chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on that, chew on.
  • 249 -- LPC: on that. Hi, how are we doing tonight?
  • 250 -- LPC: Hi, too. Is this Dark Ages?
  • 251 -- Woman at Dark Ages: Yes.
  • 252 -- LPC: Yeah, I was looking for that pewter toad that you guys got up there.
  • 253 -- Woman at Dark Ages: We don't have pewter toad. We already have pewter with dragons.
  • 254 -- LPC: Oh, and a gnome, right?
  • 255 -- Woman at Dark Ages: The gnome is not pewter. It's made of the raisin.
  • 256 -- LPC: Raisin. Oh, yeah. How about a three-dimensional mallard?
  • 257 -- Woman at Dark Ages: No. Can you come to the store?
  • 258 -- LPC: Yes, I'll be in.
  • 259 -- LPC: And then we'll go over in person.
  • 260 -- LPC: Sure, sure.
  • 261 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Polyester Records.
  • 262 -- LPC: Hi, how are you doing?
  • 263 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Good, thanks.
  • 264 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 265 -- LPC: Do you have any mule bowel on 7-inch?
  • 266 -- Wayne Bent: Well, um...
  • 267 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 268 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Sorry, mule bow?
  • 269 -- LPC: Yeah, and they got a split EP with Goofy Loaf.
  • 270 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • 271 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • 272 -- LPC: You know what I'm saying?
  • 273 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Good one.
  • 274 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Have you ever heard of Longmod Potion Castle?
  • 275 -- LPC: No?
  • 276 -- Guy at Polyster Records: No? *laughs*
  • 277 -- LPC: What's that about?
  • 278 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Yeah, don't worry about it.
  • 279 -- Guy at Polyster Records: No Goofy Loaf or, um, Mule Bowel.
  • 280 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Yeah, sorry about that.
  • 281 -- Guy at Polyster Records: Hello?
  • 282 -- LPC: Yeah, this is Tony.
  • 283 -- Man #1: Yeah, who's this?
  • 284 -- Man #1: Uh, hello?
  • 285 -- LPC: Uh, hey, man, yeah, what are you doing tonight?
  • 286 -- Man #1: Wait, this is fucking Longmont Potion Castle shit?
  • 287 -- LPC: What are you saying?
  • 288 -- LPC: there, guy?
  • 289 -- LPC: Hey, are you ready to get tough?
  • 290 -- Man #1: Oh, shit.
  • 291 -- Man #1: Is this really the new...
  • 292 -- Man #1: Hey, yo, but, yo.
  • 293 -- Man #1: Hold up.
  • 294 -- Man #1: Is this really the fucking Longmont fool or what?
  • 295 -- LPC: What is up, my man?
  • 296 -- LPC: What is up?
  • 297 -- Man #1: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, no.
  • 298 -- Man #1: The numbers, because the numbers said it was coming from Denver...
  • 299 -- LPC: Oh, hell no.
  • 300 -- LPC: Oh, hell.
  • 301 -- LPC: Missed me with that bullshit, bud.
  • 302 -- Man #1: Hey, bro, how'd you get my number?
  • 303 -- LPC: The guy from UPS.
  • 304 -- Man #1: All right.
  • 305 -- Man #1: All right, bro.
  • 306 -- Man #1: What's up with Otis King, though?
  • 307 -- Man #1: What's up with Otis King?
  • 308 -- LPC: You're ready to get tough?
  • 309 -- LPC: Check out my musculature in the midnight hour, or?
  • 310 -- Man #1: Oh, shit.
  • 311 -- LPC: I was thinking about heading out under the neon light tonight.
  • 312 -- LPC: What do you say?
  • 313 -- Man #1: Yeah, bro, you should do it, bro.
  • 314 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 315 -- Man #1: Hey, bro, can you do me a favor?
  • 316 -- LPC: Check it out.
  • 317 -- Man #1: Back in, like, in like 15 minutes.
  • 318 -- LPC: Call you back?
  • 319 -- LPC: What, are you busy or something?
  • 320 -- Man #1: Yeah, yeah, I just got to, yeah, yeah.
  • 321 -- Man #1: I got to go to my homie's house real quick, but.
  • 322 -- Man #1: Yeah, call me back, bro.
  • 323 -- LPC: All, give it a shot, bud.
  • 324 -- Man #1: All right, take.
  • 325 -- LPC: Hey, take care of us.
  • 326 -- LPC: Oh, yeah, uh-huh.
  • 327 -- LPC: Oh, uh-huh.
  • 328 -- Man #1: Oh, uh-huh.
  • 329 -- Man #1: All right, peace.
  • 330 -- LPC: Yeah, peace out.