Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Longmont Potion Castle 20

Track 1: LPC 20 Medley

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:43:28
Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_05: Hi, what is the postal code?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_05: What is the postal code to where you're trying to ship this item to?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_05: Whoever I was talking to before wanted to ship bananas to Switzerland,
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_05: and I need to know the postal code of where.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_05: where in Switzerland it's going.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, hello?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: Sorry about that.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: My phone is super messed up.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, Arthur.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello, Arthur.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: Yep.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, it's Vito.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: Paperwork.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: Hold on one second.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, sorry about that.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, where can I get a newspaper around here?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm new to the area here.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: Public.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, where are they located?
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_01: Here, hold on one sec.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Sorry about it.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: Are they within walking distance, or?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_04: Where are you?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: I think I live right in the same street as you.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what my friend said.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Where's public, anyhow?
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_04: They're all over.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, what street are you want now?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, maybe I could borrow your newspaper for a while.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll give it back.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll have a newspaper.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, so then you can give me a ride, maybe the next hour or two.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: or I'm not even home.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't have a car.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have a car.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: I have a bicycle.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_04: Like your bike, they're all over the place.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: I'd be happy, too.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know where the heck they're located.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know everything there is to know.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm new here.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know what I'm to tell you.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: Here, my brother's here.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_01: He can maybe give you some more information.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't even know this intersection where I am here.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: Just talk to Joe.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: My brother is Joe.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_01: Here.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, uh, Joe, he's on the phone right here.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: our neighbor.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm here.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_06: Who's this?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_06: Who's this?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_06: Who's this?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_06: Who is it?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, my God.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_06: Are you a fucking asshole?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_06: Can you tell me your name what it is or who it is?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_06: No.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_06: Fuck off.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_06: Get off my phone.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_06: You're a piece of shit.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_06: You're going to be in jail tonight, you motherfucker.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_06: You're a piece of shit, shit, shit.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_06: You're going to drop that tonight, tonight, you motherfucker.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello, this is Jarvis, Colin.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: I just moved in around the corner here.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: How you doing there?
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_02: You just moved in around the corner here?
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I got your number from Crazy Face.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: On the other side of the street.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what we all call him.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_02: Crazy.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know who you are.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_01: I just live two houses down.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: My name's Jarvis Buzzer.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_01: And I got your number from Crazy Face down the street.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: You said, give him a call.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_01: He's a nice guy.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying, hey, how are you doing up there?
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm doing okay.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_02: Gee, I don't know who you are.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm real new.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm brand spanking new up here.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, in Colorado, huh?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_01: I got a new phone.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: I got a new phone.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_01: house and I got all this new buck.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to show it off a little bit.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to just pop by your place and just tell me what you think.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_01: You into New Buck at all or?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_02: What is New Book?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's kind of like swayed, but oh, it's so much better.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_01: It's tougher.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_01: And it's real sharp, real flipping shape.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_01: And Crazy Face gave me your number.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: Crazy Face.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know a crazy face.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what crazy face.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_02: know a crazy face.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_01: Ralfred is his real name.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_02: Ralph.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_02: Ralfred.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_02: Who's Relfred?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_02: Glenn.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_00: His last name was Alfred.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, Glenn.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_02: Glenn.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_02: Glenn, Glenn.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, they live next door to me.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_01: He said to give you a call, you're real nice guy and just say hi and tell you about my new book.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_01: Do you mind if I put him on the phone?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_01: Crazy.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_01: face here and just say, hey, hey, hold on a second. Hey, pick up.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello, Glenn?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_06: Yes.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_02: How you doing, Guy?
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_06: Again, you're the same guy that called me today?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't call you today, did I?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_06: Why are you calling me?
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_06: Can you tell me why you're calling me?
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't call you.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_06: You're for a shit. You're a piece of shit.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_06: Aren't you, aren't you worried about it?
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_06: God is going to put you to death because you're bothering me.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_06: Don't you think so, you're a son of a bitch?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_06: No, no, no, no.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_06: Don't call back.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know who you are.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_02: Somebody's yelling and cussing.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, Bob.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Slum.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_01: phone Babcock calling.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, just real quick, I wanted to take a moment on our four sacred directions with you, about seven o'clock tonight.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_01: Upward, downward, left, rightward, at the fairgrounds.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_01: So can you participate in that tonight? That'd be wonderful.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_04: Wow, man, this is chipped out.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_01: You know, just to honor the elders.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't have any idea who this is.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_04: you know who this is.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm an old raccoon hunter.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_01: Right.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_01: Right.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: So, yeah.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_01: But it's at the fairground.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_04: Which fairground?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_01: It mainly consists of braiding hair and pounding on the ground.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • 173 -- None: Yeah.
  • 174 -- None: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, Bob, I just wanted to take a moment and honor our four sacred directions with ye.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_01: Upward, downward, leftward, rightward.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_04: Absolutely.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_01: This takes about 45 minutes of your time.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm here tonight.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm totally in, man.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_01: I know one young elder who has some Bolivian nasal spray.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_01: It's outstanding stuff.
  • 183 -- None: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_04: Wow.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_04: Sounds like some fresh fish flake.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_01: There's some special atmospherics out there.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_01: We could send an Uber by.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_01: Does that work?
  • 190 -- None: Hello.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_04: Ah, can I just drive myself?
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_04: Sure.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_04: All right, well shoot me an address.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you calling for?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_01: Is Eddie there?
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is it?
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Merlin Mumford.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_03: What can I do for you?
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm just calling everybody in the neighborhood today.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_01: We wanted to take a moment this evening to honor our four sacred directions with you,
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_01: upward, downward, leftward, and rightward.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we send an Uber vehicle by about 7 p.m. tonight.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_01: And it takes about 30, 45 minutes of your time.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_01: time is all.
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to forego that tonight.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_03: I have previous plans.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_03: So, thank you so much, Merlin.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, if you don't want to participate, we just ask for a $75
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_01: donation to cover the other Ubers that we'll be sending?
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_03: Only because I'm not really sure who you are.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_03: And if this is legitimate, and I don't even know you, Merle, be quite honest.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_03: And you're asking me to jump in an Uber and go somewhere.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_03: And then when I decided not to do there, you want to try to request some kind of a remittance.
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, uh, I'm a little uncomfortable with all this, Merlin, so I'm just going to hang up on you, okay?
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry. Well, I'm Merlin Mumford. I'm an old raccoon hunter.
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_01: I think we just got off on the wrong foot. I apologize about that.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_03: I just have to, I just have to say.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_01: Sure.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_03: Did I not make myself clear?
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_03: My question was, did I not make myself clear?
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, okay, I'm going to block you now.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_01: This event is very important to the community tonight. That's all.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. I'm going to let you go now.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_03: Listen. I'm going to let me talk. No, you listen, look.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_03: Look, you know, you sound fairly threatening to me, and I'm not threatening.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I'm the one that makes that decision.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_03: I feel threatened by you. So stop calling me, okay?
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_01: Can I just tell you what we do?
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_03: No, no, you can't.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm an old raccoon hunter. Okay? That's who I am.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_01: And tonight, we're going to braid hair and pound on the ground. That's what we're going to do.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_03: Great. Good. God bless you. Bye-bye.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_01: So get involved, guy. We'll pick you up about 7.30.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_01: Or make a donation at your call.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_03: You're being recorded. I just want to let you.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_03: know you're being recorded. Just stay on the line. I was all I need you to do is stay on the line.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. My name is, my name is Merlin Mumford, and my phone number is a 97901-80. That's not the
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_03: number that, uh, that I just received, but just keep talking. I just need to keep talking.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to tattle or what?
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_03: Probably dispatch this. Let's see. How can I help you? Yes. I'm getting phone calls from some
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_03: spurious individual. I don't know who you is.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_03: is, but calls himself Merlin. And he says he's a neighbor, but I'm not sure exactly who he is, but
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_03: it seemed a little odd. So I have no idea why his phone went to you.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_03: What is he saying? Well, first he wanted to know if I want to take an Uber drive someplace, you know,
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_03: to venerate some another. And then when I told him I had other plant, he's soliciting me for a $75 donation.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_03: You know, I don't know who this guy is. Okay? Okay. Yeah. I mean, you.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_05: You can just block the number.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay. I'll block the number. Thank you so much. I'm sorry.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_03: I have no idea why it went to you.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_05: No, that's okay.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm so glad it did because that guy was badgered me. Like, I don't know he was.
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I would just block the number. It sounds like a scam.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay. Thank you so much. God bless you.
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_00: No, but me too.
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_00: Lahaina Police Station.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_03: What?
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_00: You contacted the Lahaina Maui Police Station.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I'm not one near Maui police station. I don't know how this happens, but no, I'm nowhere near Maui. So, I mean, I'm going to hang up now, okay?
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_03: Bye-bye.