Longmont Potion Castle 9 (2012)

Longmont Potion Castle 9

Track 6: LPC 9 Medley 1


Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:41:50
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello. Hi, it's Jackson. I'm calling about a painting job that's coming up.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_02: This is not a business. My last name is painter. Just the same. It's next weekend, and we do pay everybody a stipend.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm not. I have a new job, and I just don't have time to do that.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_07: Hi, it's Jackson. Jackson, you take this number off your list. Do not call me again.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_02: We'd love to count on you next weekend.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_02: It's Jackson, Miss. I'm just trying to...
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_07: If you call me again, I'm going to call the law and tell them you're harassing me. Have you got that?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_07: No, no.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_07: Yes, yes. Do not call me again. Is that clear?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Jackson. I'm trying to talk to you about painting, Ms. Painter.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_07: And I'm trying to tell you that you're harassing me, and I don't want to talk to you, and I will call the law.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_02: It's for the community.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't you see.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_02: Mrs. Painter, can't you see?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_07: Why?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_02: We're signing you up for two hours for next Saturday.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_07: No, you're not signing me up for anything.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_07: What is your last name and who are you with and you give me a phone number?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_07: And I'll tell you about.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_07: How's that?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_02: It's for the community betterment, ma'am.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_02: Can't you see?
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_07: It's not for the community betterment.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_07: You're doing something here.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't just see.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm going to buy the phone company and then I'm going to call the law.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_02: I can't you see.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_02: What you've been doing?
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_02: into the community?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_07: You know what?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_07: I can see what you're doing to me, and I don't know who you are, and I don't know what this is about,
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_07: but I don't think this is right.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_07: Do not ever call this number ever again.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_07: Don't you see it.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_07: This is stupid.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_02: Lady.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, Don, what's going on?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, what's going on?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who's this?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_02: This Jackson.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_03: Who's Jackson?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: A writer.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_02: What is this?
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Jackson.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_03: A writer?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_02: A writer, yeah.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_03: A writer, yeah.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: A writer, yeah.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_02: I got you in mine.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, right?
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_03: This is a very strange phone call.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_02: I got you in mine.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_03: How'd you get this number?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_02: From K-C-E-T.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_03: K-C-E-T.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_02: Public TV.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_03: I know what it is.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, come on.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_03: Who are you, though?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_03: This is really weird.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_02: I used to work for Rubbermaid.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_02: Trash cans and paper bags and plastic bags and...
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_03: I wonder who the hell this is.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don, what's going on, right?
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, hey, Jackson, what's going on?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_02: I need a writer.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_03: I can't figure out who the heck you are.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: Let me give you my associate.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_03: Talk to my associate for a minute.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_06: Where are you?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm with K-C-E-T.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_05: K-C-E-T?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_05: C-C-E-T.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_05: Yellow station.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: Wow.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_02: So where is Don?
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_02: Does he even know what's going on?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_05: What's the one?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_05: What's the one?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_06: It sounds like a sound institution.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_06: Hollywood has a sound institution.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_06: Some institutions, we walk through there.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_02: Can you ask Don what's going on?
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, Don.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_06: That sounds like a movie.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_06: That's like a movie.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_06: It sounds like a movie.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm going to see.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm on Channel 6 right now.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm on Channel 6.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: for Don to figure out what's going on.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_06: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_06: And you make and I appreciate you.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: What?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: What?
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, you.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_06: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_06: You make a happy, happy Sunday morning.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_06: It's a telethon for that.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a telethon for Dahn.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah!
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_05: So, so happy.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_06: How can you make it?
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_06: How can you make it?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_06: Sorry.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, you tell Don that I'm move along.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hi.
  • 132 -- None: Hi.
  • 133 -- None: Hi.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh, this is Monty up at Sears Roebuck.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_02: At where?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_02: Sears.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_08: Okay.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_02: You hear?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_02: You're here?
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_02: And we got a real big promotion this weekend coming up on all our bathtubs and wash basins.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_02: So won't you come up and try them out and get cleaned off and check them
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_02: get cleaned off and check it out.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_09: You know where I am?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, we'd love to count on you.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_02: We got locations in Burbank and Glendale and here and there and everyone else.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_09: I'm in Dana Point in the closest one to the San Quimante.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_09: I'll go to the one in San Clemente.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_02: That sounds good.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_02: And we'll get up there, we'll wash you off, and we'll scrub you down, okay?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_02: What time are you looking at?
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_09: Two o'clock?
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_02: Two o'clock.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_02: Two o'clock on Saturday. Real good.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll be there.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to inspect you up and down.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_02: head to foot.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_02: Wash you off.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_02: Sound good?
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_10: Yes.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_02: And you're going to be in San Clemente, so that means I need a little gas money to meet you out there.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm your sales rep.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_02: Any way you could PayPal me some gas money before Saturday?
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_09: What?
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_09: How did you get my telephone number?
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_02: Just so I can meet you in time.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_02: I want to be on time.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_02: You know, I don't want to be late.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_08: Do you know who you're calling?
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_02: Of course.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_08: Who are you calling?
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_02: It's seriously.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_02: Robuck. We're going to wash you off.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_08: Do you know who you are calling, Monty?
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_02: Of course I do.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_02: Of course I do.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_08: And who is this?
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Monty at Sears Robo.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_08: Who are you speaking to, Monty?
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_02: Ma'am, we're going to bathe you.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to take care of you.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to treat you right.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_08: What?
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_08: I think you have the wrong number.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_02: This is Monty.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_00: Monty at Sears?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't shop at Sears anymore ever since they merged with Kmart.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_02: Big, big discounts.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_00: Big deal.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_00: Won't happen.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_00: Nope.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_00: Don't care.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_00: Not going to happen.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_00: I won't be there.
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_02: Just take my email address.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_02: Send me a small deposit.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_00: You should live so long.
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to give you my email address.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_01: Rock and Talks.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Missy.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Hubbard.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_02: I was looking for a pair of rug munchkins in 13.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_02: All right.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_02: Half.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_02: It's the style name.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_01: Rug Munch.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you, your...
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this and what are you calling?
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you looking for?
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_02: Footwear.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_02: My name's Hubbard.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_01: Hubbard.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_01: And you're this for socks.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_01: We carry rock and socks.
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_02: Can I get outfitted in some of those?
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_01: Some rock and socks, sure.
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_02: 13 and a half, 14, 14, 14 and a half.
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_01: Is that your shoe size?
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my sock size.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_01: Your sock.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_02: So, do you do quarters?
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_02: size increments at all?
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_01: No, we carry some socks that would fit you.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_01: They probably will be a little bit on the small size.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_01: Be mindful of that.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_02: It's because my feet are so big, right?
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_02: Because my feet are so big is what you're surfing.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_02: So I'll be mindful of that, don't you worry.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_02: Now, what about the rug munchkin thing?
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_01: Rug munchkin. I've never heard of that before.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_02: It's very fuzzy.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_02: Very fuzzy style.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_02: I like to slip them on.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's cool.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_01: Our sexer just.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_01: just regular, regular, thin, striped socks.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_02: What if I wanted to see it before I buy it?
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_02: Kind of just try it on?
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_02: I heard about the rag munchkin.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm sure if it's the style for me, but...
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_01: Your reception is really strange.
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm having a very difficult time hearing you.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_01: We will be exhibiting in San Francisco on Sunday, September 18.
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go to the wharf.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_02: You guys recycle, right?
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_01: We use recycled materials, yes.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_01: understand you.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_01: Every other what you're saying is garbled and weird to me, and I'm not quite sure what you're
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_01: wanting.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_02: Just slip some socks on my feet, and then we'll be good to go.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_01: What was that?
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_02: Ow, oh.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_01: That's not what we're looking for here.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you looking for?
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_01: I mean, what did you think we were looking for?
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_02: Give me a chance, sir. I'm delightful.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to delight everybody.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_01: What is up with your phone?
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_01: You're not the police.
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi.
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_02: My name's Stanley.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_02: I got your number from a neighbor.
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah?
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_02: I think I lost a hubcap up by your house and...
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_02: Wait a second.
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are you calling here?
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_04: Let's see if you got the right person.
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_02: I got a diHop zoom.
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_02: I was driving by and the hubcap
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_02: flew clean off in my car.
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, where was this located?
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_02: Where did address in what city?
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, gosh.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh, I'm real bad.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm real bad.
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_02: No, what city were you in, what area?
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I live in Monrovia, so...
  • 296 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, see, I'm not in Montrovia.
  • 297 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't say you were, but I was driving around there.
  • 298 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, you said Montrovian, but I'm not Montrobia.
  • 299 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't say you were.
  • 300 -- SPEAKER_02: You asked me where do I live?
  • 301 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, no, that's okay, that's all right.
  • 302 -- SPEAKER_04: Just go out and tell me what more about it.
  • 303 -- SPEAKER_02: So I'm driving down the street.
  • 304 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 305 -- SPEAKER_02: So I'm driving down the road.
  • 306 -- SPEAKER_02: A car drives by, and, uh, there was a sloth.
  • 307 -- SPEAKER_02: collision. Yeah.
  • 308 -- SPEAKER_02: And the hubcap shoots off my car, ricochets off their car.
  • 309 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh.
  • 310 -- SPEAKER_02: And then the next thing I know, I'm without a hubcap.
  • 311 -- SPEAKER_02: I come...
  • 312 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'll be there.
  • 313 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 314 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
  • 315 -- SPEAKER_02: And then it turns out your neighbor was sitting outside, and they gave me your number and said,
  • 316 -- SPEAKER_02: give him a call, and he'll go out there and fish it out for me.
  • 317 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, who is the person you talked to?
  • 318 -- SPEAKER_02: A Simmons, I think.
  • 319 -- SPEAKER_04: Was he driving a bicycle?
  • 320 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 321 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 322 -- SPEAKER_02: It's a four.
  • 323 -- SPEAKER_02: $400 hub cap.
  • 324 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't know what I can do.
  • 325 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm upset that you have a lost hubcap.
  • 326 -- SPEAKER_04: Like, that's too bad.
  • 327 -- SPEAKER_02: You know what a hubcap looks like, right?
  • 328 -- SPEAKER_04: Sure.
  • 329 -- SPEAKER_04: I know all about hubcap.
  • 330 -- SPEAKER_04: Some are very expensive.
  • 331 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm certainly on your side.
  • 332 -- SPEAKER_02: Try $450.
  • 333 -- SPEAKER_04: Get insurance?
  • 334 -- SPEAKER_02: No, but don't turn me in.
  • 335 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm not turning anybody yet.
  • 336 -- SPEAKER_04: I just said if you have insurance.
  • 337 -- SPEAKER_04: to be better.
  • 338 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know that there's anything I can do for me to be able to help you.
  • 339 -- SPEAKER_04: This is someone I can't do.
  • 340 -- SPEAKER_02: Maybe you could help reimburse me.
  • 341 -- SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's your property.
  • 342 -- SPEAKER_04: It's my property?
  • 343 -- SPEAKER_02: Or maybe we could split the difference.
  • 344 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, what do I have to do with the dog cap?
  • 345 -- SPEAKER_02: I wasn't there.
  • 346 -- SPEAKER_02: $225.
  • 347 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, what are you telling me that I owe anybody or I should give you or whatever?
  • 348 -- SPEAKER_04: $225.
  • 349 -- SPEAKER_04: For what?
  • 350 -- SPEAKER_04: What did I do?
  • 351 -- SPEAKER_04: Your partner?
  • 352 -- SPEAKER_04: or in good faith about some kind of angel or something.
  • 353 -- SPEAKER_04: I get to pay you $225.
  • 354 -- SPEAKER_02: It's your property.
  • 355 -- SPEAKER_02: End a story.
  • 356 -- SPEAKER_02: It's your property.
  • 357 -- SPEAKER_02: It's not my property, sir.
  • 358 -- SPEAKER_04: It's not my property.
  • 359 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • 360 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't live in a house.
  • 361 -- SPEAKER_02: This is a valuable hubcap, dude.
  • 362 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, listen, I'm going to sign off.
  • 363 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
  • 364 -- SPEAKER_04: It's not my property.
  • 365 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to get my hubcap back, or you're going to cut me a check.
  • 366 -- SPEAKER_02: You got it?
  • 367 -- SPEAKER_02: No, I don't got it at all.
  • 368 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm not going to do either one.
  • 369 -- SPEAKER_04: You're going to cut me a check.
  • 370 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to tell you goodbye.
  • 371 -- SPEAKER_04: You're going to cut me a check.
  • 372 -- SPEAKER_04: You're not the wrong guy.
  • 373 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm signing off.
  • 374 -- SPEAKER_04: So goodbye.