Longmont Potion Castle 18 (2021)

Longmont Potion Castle 18

Track 5: Magnifying Glass

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:42:26
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Jules Freeman.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Mr. Freeman's.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Elmer.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: Correct, sir.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: My name's Elmer Whip with United Parcel Service.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_01: Our driver's been out to your place a couple times this past week
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: and no one answered the bell on a COD delivery.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, COD?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_05: Did you, who's it from?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: You mind telling me what the issue has been up there, sir?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I've been here.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you should talk to my wife.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_05: She'll probably have more information.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, I see, I see.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my name's Elmer.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, miss.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Elmer Whip with United Parcel Service.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: UPS.com, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: And no one's to answer the buzzer when our driver has been out there.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I have to tell you, sweetheart, I have to tell you the wrong number.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: No, this is for the Freemans.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, I am aware of the number.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: I've worked here for 18 weeks now.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been on the John.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: months now.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_03: 18 weeks.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_03: Wow, that's a lot.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I'm on my way up the ladder.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_03: We don't have anything COD.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: It's, uh, I've got a lot of magnifying glasses here for Mr. Julius Freeman's, okay?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, that's not the correct name.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_03: So, therefore, I'm telling you this is a fictitious phone call.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_03: And you could try the next number on your list.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_01: Let me just get a credit card number and then we'll leave it in a safe place for you.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_03: And you know, do you speak Italian?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you speak Italian?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: Uh, what do you need?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_03: Hangbo, matzol.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_01: This is UPS.com calling.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: How are we today?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_05: We're fine.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_05: How are you?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_05: UPS.com?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm doing well, sir.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: We just got a COD here.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Our driver was out there, and no one answered the buzzer.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_01: We've got a carton of magnifying glasses.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, then send them back.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: He'll be there within the hour.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: He's got a couple stops ahead of you.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: That's all.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_05: Good.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_05: Fine.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_05: We will be waiting for him.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: $433.18 is due on the ship.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you very much.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_05: We will see your driver.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: Have you got a check drawn, sir.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: I will be very happy to give him a check when he comes to the door.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: I have a checkbook.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: It's taking a lot of space on our trek.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: What did you just say to me, sir?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, that's not my problem.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_05: That's your problem.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_05: Tell the shipper that he owes your money for taking up space in your truck.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, we've been out there three times and no one answered
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: the bell.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_02: No one answered the bell.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_05: So, Mr. Whip, it's Elmer Whip, correct?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_02: Correct.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_05: And you work for USPS?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_02: No, I work for United Parcel Service.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_05: United Parcel Service.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm a stockholder.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_02: Three months on the job.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_05: So you work for me.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_05: Three months.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, guess what, Elmer?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm very impressed.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_05: Why don't you give me your eyes?
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_05: address and I will send you
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_05: an anniversary card
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_05: for being there for
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: 18 weeks.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_02: Would you like to come to the dock and pick it up?
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_02: Or that's an option.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_02: You know, whatever you'd like to be.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_05: No, I would like to talk to your supervisor.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_05: How about that,
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_05: Elmer Whip? Let me talk to your supervisor.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_02: Just a moment, sir.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_05: Have him call me back.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm transferring you now. Just a
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_02: moment, sir.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_05: And I'll be, and I will, listen,
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_05: Mr. Whip.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm transferring you to my supervisor.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_05: Recorded.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_05: And I am going to the police department
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_05: and filing a complaint.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_05: Am I clear?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_05: Who are you calling?
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't call anybody.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_05: You called me.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, no.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_02: My name's Tripp.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm a manager of United Parsall.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_01: service?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been told by my
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_01: associate that you would like to make
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_01: an online payment for your COD.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_01: That is no problem.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_01: If you give me a routing number, we can accept
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_01: an online payment. No problem at all.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_01: No problem at all.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_04: The routing number is
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_04: one, two, three, four, fuck yourself.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_04: And the account number
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_04: is up yours.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_02: Ma'am, could you please be a professional?
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no, no.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_00: Jules Freeman.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, my name's Flip Whitman.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm manager at UPS.com.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, flip, great.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, look, I'm on a long-distance phone call.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_05: Can you give me your phone number, please?
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_05: And I'll call you right back.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_01: Sure.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_01: It's 1-800-pick UPS.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_05: One-h-h-P-P-I-C-K?
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_01: UPS, yes, sir.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_01: Apparently you had some trouble with our driver or with our representative?
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_05: No, I haven't had trouble with anybody.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: I have received every single package from UPS that I've ordered from other people.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we've got to clear.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_01: of magnifying glasses here that you ordered that we're trying to deliver.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_05: And who did they come from?
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_01: Inspector Central from Ho-Hocus.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_05: Good. Send it back to them. I don't want to.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_01: Send it back, sir. It's a COD delivery.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_05: What does COD mean?
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_01: That you owe $97.49 for your delivery.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: No, sir.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_05: COD means cash on delivery.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_05: Exactly. Did you deliver it?
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we've been out there four times.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: No one answered the buzzer according to my notes here.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I guess what?
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_01: What's that?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't have a buzzer.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't have a buzzer.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, do you want to come pick it up?
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_01: That is an option.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: That is no problem, no problem at all.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_01: If you want to read a credit card, we'll leave it in a safe place.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_03: I'll drive out to UPS in Pleasantville.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: If you continue calling this number, I am going to call the U.S.C.C.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_05: I am on my U.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_05: my way to Pleasantville to the UPS store right now.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_05: You got a problem?
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_05: Pay for it yourself.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_05: I never ordered it.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I can meet you up there.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_02: Whatever it takes to get this resolved here for you.