Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)

Longmont Potion Castle 12

Track 14: Manic Panic

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: Tannick, panic.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, could I purchase a gift certificate?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: You can't.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you wanting a gift certificate for?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: For $7,500.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: $7,500?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: My name's Sterling.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: Your name's Sterling.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: Have you been in here before?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: No, it's not for me, ma'am.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: It's for another person.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: I wanted this other person to have haircuts for years and years and years.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, let me take your name and number,
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: because I don't know if we can write one for that amount.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I work at Hoover Dam,
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: and so I was just going to drive up there and pick it up at your store.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, and has the person that you're buying this gift certificate for,
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: for $7,500?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: what you said? Have they been in here before?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, this person also works at the Hoover Dam.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, then how would they be able to get over here to get a haircut?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: When I get back to the Hoover Dam to go back to work, I'd give it to the person then,
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: and then that person could bring it to you and just drive up there and use it for years and years and years.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, we're not, we're not too hip on that. So sorry.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, so you guys don't cut hair up there?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, Madic County.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: The Manicanic Headquarters.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: I wanted to get a haircut.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: My name's Sterling.
  • 32 -- None: Yeah?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: I wanted to schedule it for November 5th and recurring.
  • 34 -- None: Okay.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: So in other words, I'd like to get my haircut on November 5th for years and years and years.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: Wow.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess we'll just go one at a time, because who knows if I'll be here in a year.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: You know?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: I used to go one month at time or one haircut at time.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'd like to be on the books on a recurring basis for years and years and year.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, that'll be good, but every time you come in, we'll rebook you.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: So just put it down on your calendar and your outlook.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. What's your preferred time?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, I've seen Brian's Sets are live in concert three times, so I think I know a thing or two about hair.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, man, yeah you did, because he's the best.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_00: I rub my scalp. I use gel. I got gel.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: jails that you wouldn't even believe.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: All right. Well, what time do you want to come in, Sterling?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: I want to come in year after, year after year.
  • 50 -- None: Well, what time?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm in a bowling alley right now.
  • 52 -- None: I'm in a bowling alley right in the evening.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm in a bowling alley right now.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, call me back.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: It's Manick Panic.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: And call me back when you can call me back and talk a little bit longer.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you Hispanic, you said?
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: You just said you're Hispanic.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_01: I have another call coming down on the other line.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to just call me back when you can.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be calling back for years and years and years.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Sounds good.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, Sterling. I'll talk to you later.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_00: You're going to talk to my tushy.
  • 68 -- None: Okay.