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Longmont Potion Castle 13 (2017)

Track 4: President Haters Probation

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1 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
2 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello, Arthur.
3 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is the Orange County Sheriff's Department.
4 -- SPEAKER_02: How may I help you?
5 -- SPEAKER_03: What police say are agency?
6 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
7 -- SPEAKER_02: This is the Orange County Sheriff's Department.
8 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah?
9 -- SPEAKER_02: Your son said you were trying to get a hold of us, so he put us through together.
10 -- SPEAKER_03: What's it all about so I can go to the other office and tell him?
11 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you want to talk to him?
12 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know. He said, no, he said you wanted to talk to me.
13 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what's going on anymore.
14 -- SPEAKER_03: You're from the sheriff's department?
15 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir. Did you need the police for some reason? Are you having some kind of problem?
16 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I ain't got no problem. Somebody hit my son's car during the middle of the night parked out in front of the house.
17 -- SPEAKER_03: So he might be used my name to talk to you about how they go.
18 -- SPEAKER_03: about getting the insurance company. I had to run from the office to this office.
19 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I'm a federal police news reporter. Not a police officer. I'm the biggest reporter. I'm in charge
20 -- SPEAKER_03: of all the dead officers in the United States, all 50 states. I've been there 58 years. Oh, wow.
21 -- SPEAKER_03: Been in law since 1949. And I don't like what's going on, but we keep our mouths shutting it.
22 -- SPEAKER_03: Even if I go in a grocery store and some other police officers come in there and they
23 -- SPEAKER_03: look, they see me, and they see my identification on them, just wear it on my shirt.
24 -- SPEAKER_03: And they just say hi, and that's it. They don't want nothing to do with us, because there's so much
25 -- SPEAKER_03: crooked stuff like that little boy got shot down last month. He was trying to cross the street.
26 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what state it was, because I didn't do the paperwork on that. And the police officer pulled
27 -- SPEAKER_03: his gun and shot him four times in the chest, and it just came over Nancy Grace here last night.
28 -- SPEAKER_03: He's already being fired and put a light.
29 -- SPEAKER_03: from the state penitentiary.
30 -- SPEAKER_03: You want to talk to him about
31 -- SPEAKER_03: hitting one of our units out there in front?
32 -- SPEAKER_03: Is that what it's all about me? He used my name.
33 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it's about. He said
34 -- SPEAKER_02: you wanted to talk to me. So if you don't want to talk
35 -- SPEAKER_02: to me, then that's okay.
36 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because sometimes he uses my name
37 -- SPEAKER_03: and just as a hit and running
38 -- SPEAKER_03: toward the front headlight
39 -- SPEAKER_03: off the car and left the scene.
40 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, if he decides he wants to report, have him
41 -- SPEAKER_02: call us and would be more than happy to send
42 -- SPEAKER_03: somebody out. Okay. And you're watching.
43 -- SPEAKER_03: your steps when you get out, and I'm telling everybody,
44 -- SPEAKER_03: as soon as you get out of your grocery store,
45 -- SPEAKER_03: get in your car, click that lever down,
46 -- SPEAKER_03: because it's going to get worse. You know it, and I know it,
47 -- SPEAKER_03: because my dad was a deputy sheriff back in the 30s,
48 -- SPEAKER_03: and I joined up in, let's see,
49 -- SPEAKER_03: it was 1949,
50 -- SPEAKER_03: Berkeley State Police. I'm the biggest reporter,
51 -- SPEAKER_03: the biggest reporter that Police Hall of Fame
52 -- SPEAKER_03: and Police Time Magazine has.
53 -- SPEAKER_03: I have all those records. I just finished 1,500
54 -- SPEAKER_03: murder of police officers in 20 years the other day.
55 -- SPEAKER_03: Thank you, ma'am.
56 -- SPEAKER_02: You're welcome. You have a good day, okay?
57 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, that's the kind of business I can.
58 -- SPEAKER_03: All right, what do you want?
59 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello? I'm here.
60 -- SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is the Glendale Police Department.
61 -- SPEAKER_03: Look, I had that pulled on me yesterday.
62 -- SPEAKER_03: The telephone number at our tracker here is 2133, 08504.
63 -- SPEAKER_03: Now, what do you need?
64 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. Your son
65 -- SPEAKER_00: connected me with you, I guess? He said that you had hit a parked police car
66 -- SPEAKER_00: in Glendale?
67 -- SPEAKER_03: No, we have... You know,
68 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm a federal police news reporter, if you know what that means.
69 -- SPEAKER_03: I take care of all the murdered police officers
70 -- SPEAKER_03: and all 50 states for the last
71 -- SPEAKER_03: 58 years.
72 -- SPEAKER_03: And we're getting so many phone and calls
73 -- SPEAKER_03: like yours here. No identification, just a telephone number.
74 -- SPEAKER_03: Nobody hit no car.
75 -- SPEAKER_03: Our two, one, two, three.
76 -- SPEAKER_03: Our three cars are out there in front in good condition, so I like to know who's pulling these chokes on us
77 -- SPEAKER_03: because we got other things to do except answer the phone yesterday.
78 -- SPEAKER_00: Somebody called us, seeing that there was San Pedro and that their father had
79 -- SPEAKER_00: had any parked car in our city on Friday and on to the transferra.
80 -- SPEAKER_00: You can disregard this.
81 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, but like I said, R3 units are parked out there.
82 -- SPEAKER_03: One of them is banged up a little bit, but
83 -- SPEAKER_03: I did not make the call.
84 -- SPEAKER_03: I talked to my son last night.
85 -- SPEAKER_03: He said he didn't talk to no Glendale police.
86 -- SPEAKER_03: Then we had,
87 -- SPEAKER_03: where was that,
88 -- SPEAKER_03: the Berkeley City, Missouri police
89 -- SPEAKER_03: called. And that's in the St.
90 -- SPEAKER_03: St. Louis. So somebody's doing a lot of
91 -- SPEAKER_03: phony calls here. Okay, guy?
92 -- SPEAKER_03: All righty. Thank you.
93 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, if you ever want to know
94 -- SPEAKER_03: anything about murdered police officer
95 -- SPEAKER_03: or one of your friends that was killed
96 -- SPEAKER_03: in the line of duty, you've got my telephone number
97 -- SPEAKER_03: just to ask for Captain.
98 -- SPEAKER_03: Mark. Okay?
99 -- SPEAKER_00: Maybe you could rub my feet, too.
100 -- SPEAKER_03: No, but I can find me a faggot that will.
101 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you go fuck yourself, Jack off?
102 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
103 -- SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon, Mr. Schaffner. My name is Ms. Carruthers. I'm a probation officer. How are you today?
104 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm doing good. What are you?
105 -- SPEAKER_01: Good, good. Your son said that you needed to know who your probation officer was.
106 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know what the head.
107 -- SPEAKER_03: Wait a minute. I don't even know what you talk in the mail.
108 -- SPEAKER_01: When you hit the cop car, you hit the cop car, Mr. Schaffner.
109 -- SPEAKER_01: No, that's what's your thing. No, no, no.
110 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you're getting at. I'm handicapped. I've been stuck right here from the hospital for
111 -- SPEAKER_03: the day will be the eighth week. I've been past...
112 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know. Settle down. I don't want to get you excited, Mr. Schaffner. It's okay. We're just trying to help you, okay?
113 -- SPEAKER_01: So I just need your date of birth so I can tell your son where you.
114 -- SPEAKER_01: need to report. What's your date of birth, Mr. Schaffner?
115 -- SPEAKER_03: Why don't you call me back and let my son talk to it? Because as soon as I get down here,
116 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm having his phone called Trace. I'm a federal police news reporter, and I got hit in December
117 -- SPEAKER_03: in a fight, and I'm still hospitalized here in a house. So how in the hell can I be driving?
118 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not trying to convict you of anything. I'm just trying to help you,
119 -- SPEAKER_03: Mr. Shastner. So what's your data... You'll probably be back with my son here, because since I hang up,
120 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to hit this.
121 -- SPEAKER_03: on a trace and find out who's been calling about a hit and run.
122 -- SPEAKER_03: My three cars, they're out there in front and they ain't no hit and run.
123 -- SPEAKER_01: What's your date of birth, Mr. Schaffner?
124 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, stupid, bitch.
125 -- SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm going to call you.
126 -- SPEAKER_03: I know the laws.
127 -- SPEAKER_03: I've been a federal police officer for 149 years, so call me back and let my son talk to you
128 -- SPEAKER_03: because as soon as I hang up, I'm a guideline harbor division,
129 -- SPEAKER_03: and find out where this game calls is street times, and I'm crippled.
130 -- SPEAKER_01: I thought that was your son that just was on my son.
131 -- SPEAKER_01: the phone. Was that your son?
132 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, what are you drinking, you bitch?
133 -- SPEAKER_01: Can I speak back to your son?
134 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
135 -- SPEAKER_03: What can't do for you? Hello.
136 -- SPEAKER_01: Would you like to give me your number?
137 -- SPEAKER_01: Mr. Arthur?
138 -- SPEAKER_01: You know, this is a probation office. You hit the cop car?
139 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure. I'm ready.
140 -- SPEAKER_03: Unlisted telephone number.
141 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm ready.
142 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm ready.
143 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to unlisted telephone number, so I'm not allowed to talk to you.
144 -- SPEAKER_01: Have a nice day, okay?
145 -- SPEAKER_03: I hope you can go to the hell.