Longmont Potion Castle 13 (2017)

Longmont Potion Castle 13

Track 11: Ruthless Booth

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, this is Camacho with the Pig Malian Gang.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: We're calling to gather who you're voting for this year.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't know who this is. Don't fucking call me again.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_01: What's the problem here today?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, sir. We're the Pig Malian Gang.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: Can you just tell us who you're voting for today?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't know what the fucking Pig Malian Gang is.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_07: Stop calling me for these different numbers.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_07: Leave me alone.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: We just need to know we offer a 56-inch submarine sandwich for the information.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm okay.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_07: All good on sandwiches.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm Perez with Spacehorse.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: We're just going to gather who you're voting for this year.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Perez.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: If you could just tell us who you intend to vote for, we offer tokens for the information.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: Clinton.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: There's emerging data on what the tokens are worth, so you'll be sort of an investor.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: So we wear stilts on election day, so people can see us.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_01: loud and proud on Voting Day.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you with us on that one?
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be in South America on Election Day.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to be sending my vote in ahead of time.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, if you'd like to wear stilts, just give us a holler and we can arrange that.
  • 30 -- None: Okay.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_07: Well, good luck with that. Be careful.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_07: Hello?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm an examiner with Space Horse, and we're calling to ask what you think of the U.S. elections.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: I think it's the problem.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: democracy that, like, mess manipulated, you know.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: It's not many choices, just to, should be more.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: That's my opinion.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: So, you know, like, who's got the more money, they're going to win.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: But I have to hang up now.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, because I'm kind of busy.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: Bye, bye.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_00: Cheers.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, Mr. Brown, what do you need?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm Howard with Kindergarteners for Change.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: We're going to ask who you're voting for this year.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, I sure ain't going to put that cut.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: damn woman in there.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: They can't even change a co-text.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_03: Right.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_03: She's in more trouble.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_03: You can shake a stick at, so let's try to get another man in there and get rid of what we got,
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_03: okay?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm a federal police news reporter.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_03: My license says I've been there since 1960, and I'm still on the go, and I'm in 50 states
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_03: and calls coming all over the United States.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_03: But my police scoreboard here, don't give the name and just gives a blank, blank, blank,
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: blank, we just hang up on them because I've got too much stuff to do.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_03: It's in to watch your number or anybody else's number coming up, unidentified telephone number.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_03: So you got my vote.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_03: Let's put another man in there and see, he can't be no worse.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_03: The other day, he says, F-U-C-K, did you see that one?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: Didn't you?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_03: Jesus, I've been on all day today and all day yesterday, and he says,
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_03: they blanked out, and them fucking son of the bitches.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_03: You can read his lips, but they blanked his words out.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_03: But they allowed it on television that she's done something else now that they say this morning news
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_03: that they're figuring on pulling her on the carpet and find out what she meant by the remarks
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_03: if she did get in her from this one state.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_03: So keep your good work up, guy, and let's hope that we can do it right this time, okay?
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, take a vitamin.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Heath Rubbitt.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_01: What's up?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm calling from the trapezoid.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: discovery?
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: Call to ask who you're voting for this election cycle.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_07: What's the park are you talking about?
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_07: Who am I voting for?
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_07: Like, it's the main election?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: We offer a 56 inch submarine sandwich in exchange for the information.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_07: 56 inch submarine sandwich from where?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_01: From Testi's Park sandwiches?
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_07: I don't think I live in here one of those.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_07: I live in Richmond, Virginia, but I'll tell you, I was a Bernie man, so I would have voted for him,
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_07: but I guess I'll vote for Hillary, because I definitely do not like Donald Trump.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_07: That's your information.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_07: Is that the only election you're looking for?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, would you be interested in joining our trapezoid of discovery?
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_07: Hey, I know who you are.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Heath Rubbitt. That's my name.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_07: You're Longmore Potion Castle, brother.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_07: And you're my hero.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_07: Bios Electronics.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm Pothbrow from the Rubba Dubb House.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_01: We're calling to ask who you're voting for this cycle, sir.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_05: You're who?
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_05: Who are now?
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: My name's Hoffbrow.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm from the Rubba Dub House.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_01: We're calling to...
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, sure you are.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_04: Go fuck your mother.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Bud Studdered.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm calling to ask who you're voting for this election.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_05: Um, I always write in Billy D. Williams.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_01: As in Lando Calrissian?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, sir.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: Every election for the last five elections.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_01: But on a serious note, sir, sir, who are you voting for this election?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: I've...
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_05: vote for Billy D. Williams. I write him in.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Would you be willing to wear stilts this election day to let everyone see it?
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_01: 20 feet in the air? Sure.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay. Well, we need you to go to Halifax, Nova Scotia, to pick them up. Would that be a problem?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop calling me.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_01: We didn't get an answer on who you're voting for.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_05: I told you, Billy D. Williams.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_01: He's not a candidate.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_01: I can write him in.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't want to.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_01: give us a legitimate answer?
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_05: That is my legitimate answer.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_05: Every years that I voted, I've written in Billy Williams.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh. Well, will you be doing that when you're 20 foot in the air on stilts, sir?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_01: Sure.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_01: How serious are you about this here?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_05: How did you get my number?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_01: From the Postmaster.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_05: My, this, this, this actual number is not listed with the USPS.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_01: How about we meet you down at the voting booth and shove you around a little bit this year?
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit. I actually.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_05: you write in Billy Williams every year.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_01: You want to get physical this year?
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't believe in violence.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh. But you believe in throwing your vote away, huh?
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, our system is corrupt, and it doesn't matter anyway. What's the point?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, the point is that Lando Calerizium was defeated years ago.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_01: So you're doubly throwing your vote away.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_05: He wasn't defeated, though. You don't even know your Star Wars history. That's sad.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_01: You've never even heard of Yoda, have you?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir, just give us a legitimate choice, and we'll move on, all right?
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_01: You a big drinker over there, guy?
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't drink.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: I think alcohol is disgusting.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop calling.
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_01: Service.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, I'm Herbie Rubbit.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_01: We're calling together who you're voting for, or if you're even voting.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_01: Herbie Rubbitt.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you calling me for?
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_01: a neighborhood coalition. We're just asking who you're voting for this cycle.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: What the hell business isn't of yours?
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we're a task force.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_01: Service department.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_01: It's Herbie. I never got a response on who you're voting for.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_01: My response is go fuck yourself.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm the one calling you, guy. We need the answers here. I need to put something down here.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_02: I need to put something down here. Go fuck yourself. How about that? Can you go fuck
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_02: yourself? Do you know how to go fuck yourself?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_02: Because if you don't, I'll come over at all.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll fuck you. I'll rip your fucking hat off and then fuck you.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll call the sheriff's office. Got your fucking number and call her ID.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is Bender with Homo Nina. We're calling together who...
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_06: Because the guy called me last night and pissed me off and then kept calling me back and piss me off.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, tell us who you're voting for.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry?
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_01: Tell us who you're voting for, guy.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_06: I told you that I was undecided. Why do you continue to call me?
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, you've had a day. Who do you intend to vote for?
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_06: I haven't decided.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_01: You're not even registered. Is that it?
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_06: You know what? I've been registered for years, and that's why I hung up on you, because...
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't believe you.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_06: Who the fuck in my talking to? Somebody's pulling my deck.
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Bender, all right?
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_06: Bender?
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_01: No, why don't you get serious?
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_06: Well, Bender, do me a favor.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_06: Don't call this number anymore.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_06: Guy, who are you voting for?
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm voting for Nixon, okay?
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_01: Now, quit horsing around and tell us which candidate you choose.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, you motherfucker?
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_06: He switched phones on me.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_01: Who do you choose?
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay, I'm voting for Hillary.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_06: As soon as I get registered.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, we offer you a free sombrero for the information.
  • 202 -- None: I can't wait to get it.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I bet.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you going to pop it on and take a big old nap?
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I'm going to put the sombrero on and take a nap.
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_06: Who in the fuck is calling me?
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, I half recognize this voice, but I can't place.
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for the eighth time, I'm Bender.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm with Homo Nina.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_06: Homo Nina. Bender.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay, Bender.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_06: Are you recording this conversation?
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to type it in and submit it along with all our other data, yeah.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_06: And you can submit it to the Homo Nina.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_01: Come on, comics.
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, this is Camacho.
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_01: We're calling to ask who you're voting for this election cycle.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_04: sir. There's nobody's business.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we offer a 56-inch submarine sandwich for the information.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm still nobody's business.
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_01: So you don't intend to vote then at all?
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I'm voting.
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, for who?
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_01: What did I say at the very beginning of this?
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_01: You said comics.
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I said Clint's comics.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Clint's comics, sure.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah. And I said, it's nobody's business who I'm voting for.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir, which candidate are you voting for?
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_04: Sir, I'll say one more time.
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not divulging who I vote for to anyone.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, that's not an answer.
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_04: It's a private affair.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_01: That's not an answer at all.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm with the showroom at Hidden House, okay?
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_01: And we gather who you're voting for, and I need an answer today to put down on my tablet.
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_04: Put down on your answer, it's nobody's business.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_04: Voting for the private affair.
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_01: You're not even a registered voter, I bet.
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I am.
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_04: I've been voting since 1972.
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_01: For who?
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_04: I vote every other.
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_04: election. For who? Sir?
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_04: Clunch Comics.
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_01: Excuse me. We never got a response in who you're voting for this cycle.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_04: I know you didn't.
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah. Well, so... You're not going to.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, tell us who you're voting for.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir? Yes. You keep bothering me. Where are you at?
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we offered you the sandwich, just like... Where are you at?
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm in our call center.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_04: Where's your call center?
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_01: We're non-disclosure oriented, sir.
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay. Well, I'm non-disclosure oriented, sir.
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_04: If you keep bothering me, I will turn you into the government, okay?
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_01: What branch?
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_04: Whatever branch I want to. Look, I served in the military, you piece of shit.
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_01: What branch of the military?
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_04: Navy? During the Vietnam War.
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_04: And, you know, I served not to have fucking assholes like you call me up on the phone and bother me.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_04: I said, I'm not telling you. What more do you need to know?
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_01: I bet you dodged the draft altogether.
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_04: I didn't die to the draft.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_04: You know, sir? I don't care what you think.
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_04: And you know what? If you're that fucking ballsy, come in here and say that to my face.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_04: That's all I ask.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll come in there if you tell me who you're voting for.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_01: Sure I will.
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll tell you, you come in here, and I'll tell you who I'm voting for.
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah?
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 276 -- SPEAKER_01: You just want the free sandwich. Is that it?
  • 277 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I don't want free shit from anybody.
  • 278 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir, give us the...
  • 279 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to tell you something. What organization do you work for?
  • 280 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm concerned.
  • 281 -- SPEAKER_01: Dick with the showroom at Hidden House.
  • 282 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
  • 283 -- SPEAKER_04: Showroom at Hidden House.
  • 284 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 285 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
  • 286 -- SPEAKER_01: Just give us the information, guy.
  • 287 -- SPEAKER_04: No.
  • 288 -- SPEAKER_01: What do you mean, no?
  • 289 -- SPEAKER_04: You know, you were either the stupidest motherfucker out there, or you just want to bother people on the phone.
  • 290 -- SPEAKER_01: I want answers, is what I want.
  • 291 -- SPEAKER_04: You got answers.
  • 292 -- SPEAKER_01: That you dodge the draft? That's not anything at all.
  • 293 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I didn't dodge the draft, you piece of shit.
  • 294 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, you did.
  • 295 -- SPEAKER_04: I served our fucking country, you piece of shit.
  • 296 -- SPEAKER_04: And if you don't like what I'm saying, come in here and tell me that.
  • 297 -- SPEAKER_01: You're not registered to vote, and you dodge the draft.
  • 298 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm registered to vote.
  • 299 -- SPEAKER_04: It's none of your fucking business who I vote for.
  • 300 -- SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm putting down.
  • 301 -- SPEAKER_04: There's a reason they have a little curtain on a lot of the register booths.
  • 302 -- SPEAKER_04: And when you go up there, you're by yourself.
  • 303 -- SPEAKER_04: Nobody watches you vote.
  • 304 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
  • 305 -- SPEAKER_04: That is one of the privileges of being in our country.
  • 306 -- SPEAKER_04: Did you know that?
  • 307 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, I vote on stilts 20 feet in the air so people know that I'm voting.
  • 308 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, it's good.
  • 309 -- SPEAKER_01: Loud and proud.
  • 310 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, don't call me back.
  • 311 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir, give me the money.
  • 312 -- SPEAKER_01: information we need. Who we voted for?
  • 313 -- SPEAKER_04: I said, I'm not telling anyone.
  • 314 -- SPEAKER_01: We don't share the information.
  • 315 -- SPEAKER_04: No, I don't care about sharing.
  • 316 -- SPEAKER_04: I have your phone number.
  • 317 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm tracing to find out where you're at.
  • 318 -- SPEAKER_01: Just answer the question.
  • 319 -- SPEAKER_04: Did you hear me? I said, I am not
  • 320 -- SPEAKER_04: telling anyone.
  • 321 -- SPEAKER_04: Not only that, but this is a business.
  • 322 -- SPEAKER_04: You're bothering me at my job.
  • 323 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm a patriot.
  • 324 -- SPEAKER_04: Sir?
  • 325 -- SPEAKER_01: Tell me what I need to know.
  • 326 -- SPEAKER_04: This is a fucking free country. I can do what I want.