Longmont Potion Castle 16 (2019)

Longmont Potion Castle 16

Track 7: Septic Talk

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:42:08
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, Arthur.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_04: This is Tim.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_04: What are you doing up there?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_04: Tim who?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_04: Tim Phillips.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_04: Listen, I'm new to the area.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_04: I was wondering, can I tap into your septic tank a little bit later?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_04: I got some structural issues here at home.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_03: Can you tap into your mom?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, it'll just be for a few minutes and I'll take care of everything.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_04: Just tap right into your tank.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_04: Is that okay with you up there?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_03: Can you tap in?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_03: happen to your mother?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_04: Listen, guy, and I don't want you mess with my hose.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll find out about it if you mess with my hose, okay?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_04: Just to be clear.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_03: You mess with your hose?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_03: You mean your mother and your daughter are a hose?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_04: Listen, guy, I need your tank.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_04: That's all I need.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is Brian.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you doing?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm calling you because I got some structural issues here at my house.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_04: I need to tap into you.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_04: your septic tank for a little bit here tonight.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, I got my own hose and everything.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: Who are you trying?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_01: I still don't know.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_04: Where, who are you calling me from?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm calling you.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm local.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_04: And I need your help there, big guy.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_04: What kind of help?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_04: I need to set my hose into your septic tank.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_04: I got problems here at home.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_04: Big problems here on my structural issues here.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_04: Where do you live?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_04: I live near you.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_04: So I'm going to bring my hose over and we're going to set it up.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_04: Does that sound good?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_04: Of course.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_04: Must not. It's trouble for me.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_04: What are you talking about?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_04: And I still don't know who the hell you are.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_04: Why is this such a big deal?
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to do it. It'll be fine.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_04: You can call me Bri-Bri, okay?
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but where's where you live?
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to come over there and I'm going to get what I need.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_04: You're not going to get the need because I'm going to call the police on you right now.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_04: No, don't do that.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_04: Don't do that.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't go to me like that.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't get the horse.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Jewish and articles.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: It's sober for me.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: And I wouldn't give it to you any other time.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: I got no business with you.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't mess with my hose.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_04: Because I'll find out about it if you do.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_04: I got my hose ready and I'm just on my way right now.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm walking over there right now, okay?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: You're trying to come here and you'll see what's going to happen to you.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm just going to...
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: Your motherfucker.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop it!
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_01: Your motherfucker, criminal!
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_04: Don't you worry about it.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_04: about a thing.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_04: Bill?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, this is Bo.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm new to the area up here.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_04: Listen, I need to favor.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_04: I wanted just to tap into your septic tank just for a few minutes.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything, okay?
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_04: What do you need me to do, bring you a ladder?
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't have a septic tank.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't have anything like that.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_04: Of course you do.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_04: I already went over there and looked at it.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_04: You know, I hope you don't mind, but I was there earlier today, okay?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't have.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_02: I have a 70 tank.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, you sure do.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_04: I saw it.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to be right there, and I'm going to hose it up.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_04: I just want to make sure, you know, that you don't be surprised when I get there, okay?
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_04: Call the who now?
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_02: Police?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_02: Why you'd be on my property?
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_04: Because I told you, I need to set my hose up.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_04: Now, look, just stay out of my way, okay?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't need the police, and I don't need you nosing around, okay?
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_04: Just keep out of my affairs.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, keep out of my house.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_02: property.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_04: As long as you stay out of my way, we should be in good shape.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, let me get your name and everything.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Bobo.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_04: You got me?
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, how are you?
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_00: Who the fuck is this?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_04: This is Bull.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_04: Can you hear me?
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_00: I can, yeah.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, listen, I'm on my way over there.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm kind of new to the area.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_04: I got your number.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_04: at the supermarket.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_04: I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight for a little bit, all right?
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose, but I'll be there in just about 10 minutes.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_04: I got some problems with my foundation.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_04: So I'm just going to tap into you guys for a bit, okay?
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, and just do me a favor.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_04: Don't miss with my hose, all right?
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll find out about it if you do.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you, your hose?
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to last see you with that hose.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, you are, are you?
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to docy dough right on up, Aaron.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_04: and get with you a little bit, mix things up a little bit.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_04: How does that grab you?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm a full stack web developer now, and I just graduated from my coding boot camp.
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm at the graduation party, and I don't have time.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_00: If you show up on my lawn with your hose, I'm going to send 20 boot camp graduates after you,
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_00: and they're going to code your app so hard, you're never going to walk again.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, don't do that.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_04: Leave me be.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_04: All right, young lady?
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_00: Making my...
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_03: Can you hold on right now?
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_03: Your mother's being strapped to the donkey.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_03: She's getting fucked.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_03: Hold on, hold on.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Bo.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you doing?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_04: Good?
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, I got your number up at the supermarket.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_04: I hope that's okay.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm new to the area here.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_04: Supermarket.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_04: And, hey, guy, I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight, okay?
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_04: It'll just be for a couple hours.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_04: I got my own hose and everything like that.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_04: So if you see me out in front, I just wanted to let you know what I'll be doing, okay?
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_02: All right.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_02: Sounds good.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_04: Just listen.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_04: Don't touch the hose while it's working, okay?
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_04: I got it.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, because I'll find out about it if you do.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_04: So, might as well just leave it alone.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_02: I know.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_04: I know, I know, I know you know.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_04: Hey, and can you make me see?
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_04: some toast. Maybe bring that out front. I'm a little hungry. Would that be okay?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_02: I will get you the tuna sandwich.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_04: A tuna sandwich? Dynamite, dynamite.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, touch yourself. See you later.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay. See you later.