Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Longmont Potion Castle 20

Track 7: Sour Joe Medley

Last modified: 2025-02-14T11:43:28
Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3
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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_05: This is Joseph Sauer.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, Joe, this is Patsy with ABQ drug testing.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: What is your last name, Joe?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: This is Patsy from ABQ drug testing.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_05: Who are you?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't understand what.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_05: What are you talking about?
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: You're supposed to come for a urine test?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit criminal.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a criminal, you motherfucker.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello, yeah. I'm already on this line.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_03: Could you please hang up?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm already talking on this line, sir.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_03: Would you please hang up so I can get back to my conversation?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_05: What does this have to do?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_05: Why did you call me to begin with?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_03: I didn't.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_03: Your phone keeps calling me for some reason.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_05: How could it call you when I don't dial it?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you must have a broken phone or something.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_05: You talk to you're a criminal.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit criminal.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_05: You keep calling me.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_05: And I have a soldier in my house, my grandson.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_03: No, you don't.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_05: You don't have any.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop calling me, I said.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_05: You're criminal.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a piece of shit.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit, shit.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_05: You're shit.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, Joe.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_03: Hi, this is.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_03: Sam. I live down the street. How are you?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_03: Sam, who?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_03: Sam Davido, is my full name.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and how do you know me?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I saw the sign.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_05: What sign did you see?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I forgot. What street was that?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_03: It was just nearby here.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_03: But anyway, listen, I was just calling because I was going to stop by.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_03: I got a special deal going on. I cut hair.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_03: I was just going to come by and cut your hair tonight, okay?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, it's only $35 for a haircut.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not inviting anybody, you know, I'm 94 years of age.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, you still need a haircut.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_03: You could be a hundred and five.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_05: But you're right.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_05: You're 100% right.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_03: I know.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_05: But I don't take just haircut just to go to anybody.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_05: My granddaughter gives it to me anyway.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm the best.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_05: You could be the best.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know you, and I don't want to do it.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to come over at 6 o'clock, and I'll cut your hair and clean you up, okay?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_03: And it's just 85.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_05: I understand when I say, no, you say you're going to force me to come up?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't like that.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_05: You don't like that?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_05: Now you're talking like a criminal to me.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to look real good.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to love the way you look.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_03: I said, no.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_03: God bless you.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_05: We're talking about scissors sharper than a donkey's bike.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_03: These are sharp scissors.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_05: I think of a shit.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_05: And I say no.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, you listen to what I say.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_03: Hi.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's this?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_03: This is Toby.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to cut your hair.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_03: I talked to you earlier.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_05: You're sort of a bitch, if you're not going to quit.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm calling the FBI right down on you.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch, criminal.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_03: Don't do that.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_03: Please don't do that.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a piece of shit.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_05: You're off.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to cut your hair like nothing you've ever seen before.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah?
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are?
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_04: Who are you?
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know who are you.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's going to pay?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's going to pay?
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you calling me?
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't have money.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_04: I need a lot of money to buy food a lot.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_03: We have the African sweet buns for sale.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_03: Real sweet.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_05: chicken shit. Get off my phone.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_05: You son of a bitch.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_05: You a piece of shit.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit. Shit.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, Joe.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_03: This is Dion Fairchild.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_03: Your neighbor. I've got Morgan on the phone here who's a realtor and he's going to help sell
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_03: your house for you, okay? Say hello.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch criminal.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_05: Drop dead, you bastard.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_05: You're going to let him sell your house.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm dead.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_05: Now drop that, you bitch.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a chicken shit.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a chicky shit.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to let this guy steal your house.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_03: You got it?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello.
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, that's Big Red.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_03: What do you need from me here?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_05: I need you to drop that.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_05: Mother fucking chicken shit, piece of shit.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_05: Criminal.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_05: Your piece of shit.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_05: God is going to punish you.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_05: You're going to drop that right.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucker piece of shit.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, hey, this is Alex. How are you doing?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, Alex, what?
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, Alex Knox.
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_03: Because I was going to bring Thor and Georgia up to you and introduce you guys to each other.
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_03: Who is Georgia?
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_03: Thor and Georgia. They're a couple.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_05: Why? I still don't understand why. Why you want to introduce me to me?
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_03: Because maybe you can give them some.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_03: money for their wedding present.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_05: What the hell do I have anything to do with that?
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_03: Joe, let's just meet you, me and...
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_05: Listen, I'll call the police if you want to.
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_05: You don't lay off, you son of a mix.
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_05: Get up, you're up, you're criminal.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_03: Let's get together this afternoon, okay?
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you drop dead.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_05: I have my soldier here.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_05: And he has plenty of guns.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_05: You're going to be taken apart to pieces.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_05: I have my grandson, it lives with me.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_05: and he was in the army for three and a half years
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_05: and he will shred you up to pieces.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_05: I swear to God
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_05: and he will set you up in one second to pieces.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucking chicken shit, lay off.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_05: Lay off, you fucker.
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_05: Come over to my house.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_05: And you will be dropping that in one split second.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_05: You son of a bitch.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_05: Get a job, motherfucker.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_05: You're ruining this country, motherfucker.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_05: Your piece of shit.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_05: Lay off.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a shit, shit, shit, shit.
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, can you hear me?
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've been talking with Sylvester, and he wanted me to jump on the phone with you.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_00: Maybe you can help explain a little bit more about his situation and what he was doing?
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_05: What situation?
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know what you're talking about.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_00: Why are you calling me?
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_05: Huh?
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_00: He mentioned you could talk with me about a bicycle trip he was just on.
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_05: You motherfucker fucking chicken criminal.
  • 193 -- SPEAKER_05: Get off my world, you son of a bitch.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_05: You call me again, you'll be in jail locked.
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_05: You bastard.
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_05: You piece of shit!
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit!
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_05: Shit!
  • 199 -- None: Shit!
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, uh, Joe.
  • 202 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • 203 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, it's Jeff Roel.
  • 204 -- SPEAKER_03: How you doing?
  • 205 -- SPEAKER_03: Jeff, who?
  • 206 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, I just wanted to let you know, we got Tyler.
  • 207 -- SPEAKER_03: He's going to play drums with us.
  • 208 -- SPEAKER_03: I just wanted you to say hi to Tyler.
  • 209 -- SPEAKER_03: Right here.
  • 210 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucking chicken shit criminal.
  • 211 -- SPEAKER_05: If you don't stop, I know that the way you live.
  • 212 -- SPEAKER_05: And I have a soldier in my house.
  • 213 -- SPEAKER_05: He came from the army, and he's going to shred you to pieces.
  • 214 -- SPEAKER_05: I swear to God.
  • 215 -- SPEAKER_05: You do that one more, you son of a bitch.
  • 216 -- SPEAKER_05: You'll be shredded to pieces.
  • 217 -- SPEAKER_05: You hear that?
  • 218 -- SPEAKER_04: Why don't you just take you know.
  • 219 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a son of a bitch.
  • 220 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucker chicken shit criminal.
  • 221 -- SPEAKER_05: You do that one more time, and we'll come to your house and we'll shred you up to pieces.
  • 222 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello.
  • 223 -- SPEAKER_02: Can I help you?
  • 224 -- SPEAKER_05: Who are you?
  • 225 -- SPEAKER_05: What is your name?
  • 226 -- SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
  • 227 -- SPEAKER_02: Excuse me?
  • 228 -- SPEAKER_02: Who the hell is this?
  • 229 -- SPEAKER_05: I think you're a criminal.
  • 230 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a criminal.
  • 231 -- SPEAKER_05: motherfucker chicken shit criminal.
  • 232 -- SPEAKER_05: Otherwise, you would say who you are.
  • 233 -- SPEAKER_05: Anybody that calls me,
  • 234 -- SPEAKER_05: tells me who he is.
  • 235 -- SPEAKER_05: Without your name,
  • 236 -- SPEAKER_05: you know what's going on nowadays.
  • 237 -- SPEAKER_05: You're a motherfucker criminal.
  • 238 -- SPEAKER_05: And I'm going to report you.
  • 239 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to report you to the police,
  • 240 -- SPEAKER_05: you're not going to report you to the police, you're chicken shit.
  • 241 -- SPEAKER_02: Huh?
  • 242 -- SPEAKER_02: Who the hell is,
  • 243 -- SPEAKER_02: who the hell is this?
  • 244 -- SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
  • 245 -- SPEAKER_02: I was just speaking with someone named Ishmael.
  • 246 -- SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
  • 247 -- SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
  • 248 -- SPEAKER_05: What's the name you want to talk to you?
  • 249 -- SPEAKER_05: You're chicken shit.
  • 250 -- SPEAKER_05: Who do you want to talk to?
  • 251 -- SPEAKER_05: You're criminal.
  • 252 -- SPEAKER_05: You're nothing but a criminal.
  • 253 -- SPEAKER_05: You're going to be arrested tonight, you're motherfucker.
  • 254 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
  • 255 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes.
  • 256 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes, why?
  • 257 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 258 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
  • 259 -- SPEAKER_05: Yes.
  • 260 -- SPEAKER_05: What can I do for you?
  • 261 -- SPEAKER_05: Why you're calling me?
  • 262 -- SPEAKER_05: Did you have my mail?
  • 263 -- SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling me?
  • 264 -- SPEAKER_05: My phone rang.
  • 265 -- SPEAKER_05: I didn't call you.
  • 266 -- SPEAKER_05: You did not call me?
  • 267 -- SPEAKER_01: No, sir, I did.
  • 268 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, then you're a bunch of criminals,
  • 269 -- SPEAKER_05: and I'm calling the police right now.
  • 270 -- SPEAKER_05: You're ruining America.
  • 271 -- SPEAKER_05: Your motherfucking chicken shit.
  • 272 -- SPEAKER_05: Criminals!
  • 273 -- SPEAKER_05: Besters!
  • 274 -- SPEAKER_05: Drop dead, you son of a bitch!
  • 275 -- SPEAKER_05: Thank you.