Longmont Potion Castle 12 (2016)
Track 3: Tire Shop
Last modified: 2025-02-11T20:56:17
Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a tire store?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Hoyt.
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SPEAKER_01: You guys got me a tire, and my vehicle's flipped out every which direction you can imagine.
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SPEAKER_00: Sir, sir, sir.
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SPEAKER_00: You must assume that I recognize your voice there for you to introduce yourself.
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SPEAKER_00: Unfortunately, that's not the case.
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SPEAKER_00: What's your last name?
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SPEAKER_01: Herringbone, fella, and I took my vehicle to the dealer.
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SPEAKER_00: Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't need attitude. I'm trying to help you out here, man.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you play the last thing?
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SPEAKER_01: My name's Hoyt Herringbone, and my dealer said that my...
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SPEAKER_00: Sir, if you had just sold me your last name, I can quickly help you.
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SPEAKER_01: Who am I speaking with?
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe you should just come back and we can calm down, man.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I do.
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SPEAKER_00: I think you might have a lot of number here.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't have anybody in the computer by that name.
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SPEAKER_01: You don't even have a computer system based on my...
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SPEAKER_01: Who are you trying to call?
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SPEAKER_01: Who are you trying to call?
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SPEAKER_01: You haven't even identified who you are.
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SPEAKER_01: You got the wrong company, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: Rough guy.
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SPEAKER_01: I bought a tire.
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SPEAKER_01: and square. My calipers are all broken as a result.
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SPEAKER_00: This must be a prank phone call, man. What can I tell you?
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SPEAKER_01: A real iffy one. Real iffy.
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SPEAKER_01: Thanks to you. So I want quadruple my purchase price refunded to me.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's in a prank phone call. Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Comprendi? What?
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SPEAKER_00: I said this is a prank phone call.
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SPEAKER_01: I'll come down on foot, pay you a little visit. How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, don't let yourself in jail, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: In jail?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't break the lot. Don't commit me.
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SPEAKER_01: All my calipers are broken as a result of your shoddy material.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't even take you serious, dude. I don't even have you in a computer. When did you come?
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SPEAKER_01: I was there on Wednesday, fair and square.
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SPEAKER_01: What kind of car was it?
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SPEAKER_01: I got a Dihatsu blooper.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I got an actually blooper. What's that?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna come up there and ring your neck.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, you really are fucked up in your head out here.
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SPEAKER_01: I want quadruple my purchase price, period, and a discussion.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh!
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, what kind of tilt are you on, dude?
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SPEAKER_00: For real.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's gonna be some spills.
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SPEAKER_01: So I get a hold of ya.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Pull out your teeth.
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SPEAKER_00: Hey, listen, what kind of car do you got?
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SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm Hoyt-Haringbone.
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SPEAKER_01: I came up Wednesday.
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SPEAKER_01: I bought a wheel and a tire from my...
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SPEAKER_01: What time of day?
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SPEAKER_01: From my dihatt to blooper.
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SPEAKER_01: Not important.
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SPEAKER_01: All my calipers are shot.
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SPEAKER_01: I took it to the dealer.
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SPEAKER_01: He said I should get quadruple for my purchase price back.
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SPEAKER_01: What do you go to?
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SPEAKER_01: I went to my own dealer.
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SPEAKER_01: And that's also none of your concern.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I can...
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I want to pick you out on a CV or something.
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SPEAKER_01: So do yourself a favor, do everybody a favor.
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SPEAKER_01: Refund, quadruple my purchase price back, and I'll let it go.
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SPEAKER_00: How much did you pay?
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SPEAKER_01: Let's call $385.
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SPEAKER_00: What's the invoice number that you were giving me much?
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SPEAKER_01: Don't have it handy.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, don't you get the invoice number for me. I'll try to look it up.
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SPEAKER_01: Why don't you hang out the phone?
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SPEAKER_01: I'll come down in person.
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SPEAKER_01: Spray some air.
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SPEAKER_01: in your ears.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, this is Hoyt, herringbone.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, hey, the herringbone.
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SPEAKER_00: What's up, boner?
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SPEAKER_01: I got a defective caliper on my car.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, no shit.
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SPEAKER_00: You got some non-defective drugs you are.
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SPEAKER_00: I can tell you that much.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna flatten you out, and I'm gonna blast air up your nostril,
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SPEAKER_01: unless I get satisfaction.
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SPEAKER_01: Am I making sense to you?
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SPEAKER_01: How old are you, man?
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SPEAKER_01: How old are you?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm a registered driver. I'm street legal.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what? I actually owe you something, you know that?
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SPEAKER_00: What's that?
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SPEAKER_00: I owe you something, you know that?
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SPEAKER_00: No, what?
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SPEAKER_00: You've actually, you've made me actually feel very happy, right?
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SPEAKER_00: I feel like, I feel kind of like, I'm glad to meet somebody as stupid as you are, man.
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SPEAKER_00: It's been in a good mood.
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SPEAKER_01: You're glad that you ruined all the calipers in my Daihatsu?
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SPEAKER_01: That makes you happy, huh?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, very happy. I appreciate it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna love.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna level you when I come down there.
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SPEAKER_01: I just am.
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SPEAKER_01: This must be like I'm recorded, like, prankline, huh?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you getting this stuff?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are you getting this stuff?
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SPEAKER_01: I told you need to give me an invoice number, buddy.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't have it handy, Rough Man.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, go... Hey, Rough Man, why don't you go get it handy, Rough Man?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why don't you go take a nap?
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SPEAKER_01: Or wake up.
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SPEAKER_00: Actually, that's a good idea. That's a good night. I want to take a nap,
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SPEAKER_00: why don't you send you over some hook here so I can, you know, have a nap and have a good time.
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SPEAKER_00: same time.
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SPEAKER_01: After you give me my refund, I can be on my merry way.
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SPEAKER_01: How's that sound?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, you shouldn't probably, you know, be in public out of intoxicants.
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SPEAKER_01: It's illegal, man.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you know a doggone thing about calipers?
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SPEAKER_01: Yes or no?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know I'm not seeing what about a caliper.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, did you know all of mine are ruined as a result of your shoddy product?
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SPEAKER_00: Hello?
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SPEAKER_01: I'm Hoy.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, this guy.
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SPEAKER_00: This guy.
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SPEAKER_00: You're drinking me all day.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to fix your calipers?
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SPEAKER_00: your calipers?
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SPEAKER_01: I need you to reseat my calipers.
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SPEAKER_00: Reseat your calipers?
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SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Call me back in five minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: I'll get your price, man.
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SPEAKER_01: What's the turnaround time on it?
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna come up there and you'll recognize me.
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SPEAKER_01: I got a thug chain around my neck.
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SPEAKER_00: You have a flog chain around your neck?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Sounds good, buddy. We'll make some run DMC for you, man.
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SPEAKER_01: You still missing teeth?
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SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not missing any teeth, man.
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SPEAKER_01: You will be when I show up.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: Sounds good, man.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm in a rough, man.
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SPEAKER_01: you up and I'm gonna flatten you out.