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Longmont Potion Castle 10 (2013)

Track 18: UPS Flipout

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1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
2 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Dick calling from UPS.
3 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, I've been trying to bring a box to your place there for the last three days,
4 -- SPEAKER_00: but you guys are making so much noise.
5 -- SPEAKER_00: You don't hear me.
6 -- SPEAKER_01: There's nobody in the house between 8 and 4.
7 -- SPEAKER_00: When UPS comes to the door, you best listen up.
8 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you understand?
9 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
10 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know who fit the box or what.
11 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen up here.
12 -- SPEAKER_01: When you tell me to listen up, that's what you shut me out.
13 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
14 -- SPEAKER_00: I need a credit card payment.
15 -- SPEAKER_00: this thing, COD, $242.
16 -- SPEAKER_01: $242.
17 -- SPEAKER_01: Just return it, because I don't know what that is.
18 -- SPEAKER_01: Return it.
19 -- SPEAKER_00: Not an option.
20 -- SPEAKER_01: What is this?
21 -- SPEAKER_00: It's outrageous.
22 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know who I am.
23 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know anything about it.
24 -- SPEAKER_01: Return it.
25 -- SPEAKER_00: Not an option.
26 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, then what do you want me to do?
27 -- SPEAKER_01: It's not my boss.
28 -- SPEAKER_00: Read me your credit card number and I'll just leave it by your door.
29 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to give you my credit card number because it's not my boss.
30 -- SPEAKER_01: I didn't know what you can't even tell me what it is.
31 -- SPEAKER_01: So how am I supposed to know what I'm paying?
32 -- SPEAKER_01: for?
33 -- SPEAKER_00: It's from goosepuss.com.
34 -- SPEAKER_01: Goose purge?
35 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that is.
36 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, it's none of my concern.
37 -- SPEAKER_01: Why isn't it?
38 -- SPEAKER_01: Why isn't it?
39 -- SPEAKER_01: We're returnable.
40 -- SPEAKER_00: It's company policy, miss.
41 -- SPEAKER_01: I was with you PS.
42 -- SPEAKER_01: I won't put you PS.
43 -- SPEAKER_01: You get to return it.
44 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
45 -- SPEAKER_01: So those parties can I return it.
46 -- SPEAKER_00: You drag us out there three times in the pouring rain and then you say you don't want it?
47 -- SPEAKER_00: No, it's a little late for that.
48 -- SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, no, no.
49 -- SPEAKER_01: I've never ordered anything from there, so I don't know what you're talking about.
50 -- SPEAKER_00: I hear that every day.
51 -- SPEAKER_01: 242. Okay, this is the first time I've ever heard of this company, who's curse?
52 -- SPEAKER_01: It's the first time I've ever heard from you.
53 -- SPEAKER_01: And he's calling me and telling me that I'm outrageous, but disrespecting me, don't, don't talk to me like that.
54 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know who I am, okay? You don't know anything about it, or you could just spit me like that.
55 -- SPEAKER_01: What's your name again?
56 -- SPEAKER_00: Dick.
57 -- SPEAKER_01: Dick? Okay, what? Listen, Dick. You don't know me?
58 -- SPEAKER_01: This is just disfitting me like that, okay?
59 -- SPEAKER_01: If there's nobody there in time packets, then you know what?
60 -- SPEAKER_01: You can we turn it back. Nobody talks to me like that.
61 -- SPEAKER_00: Just read the credit card number.
62 -- SPEAKER_00: and I'll leave it at your door.
63 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, no, I'm not going to give you a credit card, because I don't know what to hire you should be at $242.
64 -- SPEAKER_00: Goosepuss.com.
65 -- SPEAKER_01: What is goose pursed on?
66 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that is.
67 -- SPEAKER_01: How do you know somebody did it or something about a card?
68 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I lost a card, I want that.
69 -- SPEAKER_00: You're full of excuses.
70 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not following excuses.
71 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I'm telling you that I did not order anything from there.
72 -- SPEAKER_01: Obviously, it's the first time I ever heard you, yes, disrespect somebody's it this way, ever.
73 -- None: Ever.
74 -- SPEAKER_01: I know the manager. I know them all.
75 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't tell me that you can't ever turn the box.
76 -- SPEAKER_01: It's not an option. Yes, it is an option.
77 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I did not order anything to be from there.
78 -- SPEAKER_00: You're in fantasy land, lady.
79 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay. What's your last name?
80 -- SPEAKER_01: Dick what?
81 -- SPEAKER_00: No, no.
82 -- SPEAKER_01: No, no, no. I'm not serious. What's your death name?
83 -- SPEAKER_00: Dick? No, no.
84 -- SPEAKER_00: Dick, no, no.
85 -- SPEAKER_01: Dick what?
86 -- None: Dick what?
87 -- SPEAKER_00: No, no.
88 -- SPEAKER_01: No, no, no. Don't talk to me like that. I'm asking you. What's your name?
89 -- SPEAKER_01: Because you know you're doing wrong.
90 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll go back and I'll talk to a main manager. I'll call the original manager
91 -- SPEAKER_01: and I'll talk to him.
92 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll tell my God they're really just to spend a whole call.
93 -- SPEAKER_01: This is the first I've heard of it.
94 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
95 -- SPEAKER_01: You guys are obnoxious.
96 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know me.
97 -- SPEAKER_01: I mean, I didn't have fancy to them.
98 -- SPEAKER_01: I think what you make.
99 -- SPEAKER_01: They don't know who you're talking to, okay?
100 -- SPEAKER_01: Just relax.
101 -- SPEAKER_01: Relax.
102 -- SPEAKER_01: You should return that box.
103 -- SPEAKER_01: And there's not even about the boss of money.
104 -- SPEAKER_01: It's about the way you're talking to me.
105 -- SPEAKER_01: The way you're talking to me, like I owe you?
106 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
107 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know you anything, okay?
108 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know anybody anything that I don't know what the hell it is.
109 -- SPEAKER_01: You can't tell me anything else.
110 -- SPEAKER_01: They can't tell me.
111 -- SPEAKER_01: can't return and you cannot tell me he's going to have to pay for it.
112 -- SPEAKER_00: $242.
113 -- SPEAKER_00: Even.
114 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I don't mind if $1.452 dollars, believe me, I don't have the money.
115 -- SPEAKER_01: But don't talk to me like that.
116 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to keep you the credit if I'd have somebody else call me.
117 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to turn around, go home, wait by the door, and listen up.
118 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not going to turn around.
119 -- SPEAKER_01: This is a sucker, I'm not going to turn around because you know what?
120 -- SPEAKER_01: Because you say so?
121 -- SPEAKER_01: Because you pay so.
122 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm supposed to skip my job and don't pick up a Twitter and $242.4 box.
123 -- SPEAKER_01: I have no idea what it is.
124 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I don't know who would have ordered it.
125 -- SPEAKER_01: And you're telling me I'm turning around?
126 -- SPEAKER_01: You need to be in front to see lying.
127 -- SPEAKER_01: Because you know what?
128 -- SPEAKER_01: I have a lie.
129 -- SPEAKER_01: Besides, waiting for UPS for something to deliver that I did not order.
130 -- SPEAKER_01: Right now, I'm not going to turn around and go home and think of a stupid boss of $242 that I did not order.
131 -- SPEAKER_00: Just read me the credit card number.
132 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
133 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to read you know about that credit card number.
134 -- SPEAKER_01: Have somebody else call me.
135 -- SPEAKER_01: That's how to talk to me like I'm going to damn you and me.
136 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay?
137 -- SPEAKER_01: Because you have obviously a big customer service call.
138 -- SPEAKER_01: Huge customer service problem.
139 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I need to touch somebody else.
140 -- SPEAKER_01: Because this is bullshit.
141 -- SPEAKER_01: That you piss me off.
142 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to hear around and go back home,
143 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't just to go pick up a spurt because you said so.
144 -- SPEAKER_01: This is bullshit.
145 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't talk shit about my house.
146 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't talk smack about anything about my life.
147 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know me.
148 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't know anything about me.
149 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, I'm not that fucking read your, my card number.
150 -- SPEAKER_01: Do you not get it?
151 -- SPEAKER_01: How am I going to keep me my car number over the flight?
152 -- SPEAKER_01: You have retarded?
153 -- SPEAKER_01: Who are the last night on your UPS?
154 -- SPEAKER_00: Lady, go home.
155 -- SPEAKER_00: home, wait for my call.
156 -- SPEAKER_01: No, fucker. Listen, you shut the fuck up and missin' nothing.
157 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm getting me fucking pissed off, okay?
158 -- SPEAKER_01: And I'm not in the way to listen to you.
159 -- SPEAKER_01: How do I know you, UPS?
160 -- SPEAKER_00: Because I worked here for 12 years, that's how.
161 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, oh, oh, it's okay, and I'm psyched.
162 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm supposed to know that.
163 -- SPEAKER_01: That's the fact.
164 -- SPEAKER_01: The fact is that you, I'm supposed to know that.
165 -- SPEAKER_01: I've pulled with the UPS for 10 years,
166 -- SPEAKER_01: and nobody's ever asked you for a credit card unless I call them.
167 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, you're calling me, asking me for a credit card for $2 for $2.
168 -- SPEAKER_01: That I don't know nothing about.
169 -- SPEAKER_01: And I'm supposed to be.
170 -- SPEAKER_01: you my credit card number, if you got retarded,
171 -- SPEAKER_01: so if you're the retarded one,
172 -- SPEAKER_01: because if you can see what credit card numbers over your phone
173 -- SPEAKER_01: without knowing if they are your kids or not,
174 -- SPEAKER_01: then you're the retarded one, okay?
175 -- SPEAKER_01: It's like you can meet me and your
176 -- SPEAKER_01: my social security number over the phone.
177 -- SPEAKER_01: It's not going to happen.
178 -- SPEAKER_01: So if you want me to get a credit card number,
179 -- SPEAKER_01: you have somebody else call me
180 -- SPEAKER_01: that can't buy that you are UPS.
181 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me your last name
182 -- SPEAKER_01: or all things that are going to get very ugly, okay?
183 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you that right now, because UPS
184 -- SPEAKER_01: every day and they drop off and they drop off
185 -- SPEAKER_01: and they pick up and drop off.
186 -- SPEAKER_01: But I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
187 -- SPEAKER_00: What's the expiration date on your visa?
188 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think so.
189 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
190 -- SPEAKER_01: You're all retarded.
191 -- SPEAKER_01: You are retarded.
192 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to get my credit card.
193 -- SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ, are you stupid?
194 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you stupid?
195 -- SPEAKER_01: You're out to be anything like my credit card or my phone?
196 -- SPEAKER_01: How many stupid people do you get to do that for you?
197 -- SPEAKER_01: When you treat them like this,
198 -- SPEAKER_01: threatening them in.
199 -- SPEAKER_01: What are you to put me in jail?
200 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I mean my credit card number?
201 -- SPEAKER_01: There is no noise in my house.
202 -- SPEAKER_01: We have no dogs in our house.
203 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, so if you tell me either go to my house,
204 -- SPEAKER_01: obviously you're going to the house,
205 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking to the wrong person.
206 -- SPEAKER_01: Has that caught your mind?
207 -- SPEAKER_01: Has that caught your mind?
208 -- SPEAKER_00: I know.
209 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm a professional, okay?
210 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're not acting like one?
211 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you sure to tell her?
212 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not acting like one?
213 -- SPEAKER_01: Sorry, acting like one then if you're a professional.
214 -- SPEAKER_01: A customer service manager does not talk like that to customers, okay?
215 -- SPEAKER_01: Mr.
216 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop telling you a lady, okay?
217 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you with this, but you are not a professional.
218 -- SPEAKER_01: And you know what?
219 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't even know who you're talking to.
220 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop on my phone, okay?
221 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you right now.
222 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to talk to you.
223 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to eat my credit card over the phone.
224 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to put your box.
225 -- SPEAKER_01: No, yeah, I don't care.
226 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I don't care.
227 -- SPEAKER_01: So you can't go ahead and dump, sir.
228 -- SPEAKER_01: How do you like that?
229 -- SPEAKER_00: I need your credit card number, PDQ.
230 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, you're not, okay, next to answer, give it to me.
231 -- SPEAKER_01: What's my name?
232 -- SPEAKER_01: Like, I can see my name, because you're so sure, it's my package.
233 -- SPEAKER_01: Get me a tracking number and I'll find out where it's going from.
234 -- SPEAKER_00: Your name's mud, as far as UPS is concerned.
235 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll find out where it's coming from.
236 -- SPEAKER_00: I ain't gonna give you anything to you, give me a credit card number.
237 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what's, I ain't gonna give you shit either.
238 -- SPEAKER_01: How's that?
239 -- SPEAKER_01: How's that?
240 -- SPEAKER_00: I need you to turn around.
241 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not gonna fucking turn around.
242 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm at work.
243 -- SPEAKER_01: Tom, I'm gonna turn around and go back and pick up to this fucking tacking to $242.
244 -- SPEAKER_00: How about I just open the box, help myself?
245 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I help yourself for this conversation.
246 -- SPEAKER_01: Can I talk to your supervisor?
247 -- SPEAKER_00: About what?
248 -- SPEAKER_01: Not about your attitude.
249 -- SPEAKER_01: Can I talk to your supervisor now?
250 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm driving right now.
251 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm driving a truck.
252 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, then you know what?
253 -- SPEAKER_01: To transfer me, transfer over into the office.
254 -- SPEAKER_01: You think I'm retarded or something.
255 -- SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
256 -- SPEAKER_01: People like you are the ones that are making yourselves looking at full,
257 -- SPEAKER_01: but you don't even know what my name is.
258 -- SPEAKER_01: And I know you should transfer into the office
259 -- SPEAKER_01: and have a supervisor talk to me,
260 -- SPEAKER_01: but you know you're talking shit.